Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[crispy fries 432]

The waterslides are on strike because they're underpaid.

 

Why can't I hold all these chairs?

Edited April 22, 2016 by crispy fries

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Because stools are more expensive but have fewer garages than chairs.

 

Can you stick potatoes in rice?

[Luminance 2,186]

I don't think that you can because stick potatoes are too thin. You'll need potato branches to put in the rice and even up to this point the rice will eventually turn banana and cease to accept the generous branches.

 

Did that made any sense?

[PacificGreen 1,163]

It made yes sense.

 

Will anthyding hadplen?

[Tarnation 142]

fluffy pink unicorns, fluffy blue pegasi

 

is Mrs.Equestria a princess or a pegasus?

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Niether; she's a donkeynequus.

 

Are onion rings...onion rings?

[crispy fries 432]

No, they are in fact onion ellipses.

 

How come my waffles are stuck to the ceiling?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Because they are alive and flying.

 

 

Why is martial arts called martial arts?

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Because marital arts sounds really funny. So they decided to switch those letters. Also because it sounds like Martian and Mars is a cool planet.

 

Will this madness ever stop?!

Edited April 22, 2016 by PGNatsu

[Fixedys 501]

Only when I learn that the moon isn't made of macaroni, which will be never.

 

 

 

How is babby formed?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

It is formed by boxes of tissues

 

 

Why is the shadow black?

[Luminance 2,186]

Everyday shadows are a by-product of those licorice flavored candy that kids toss away. It comes back to haunt the living daylights out of you!

 

I or eye?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Aye.

 

Why does physics not work for me?

[crispy fries 432]

Because you didn't pay the physics bill.

 

Why is there a gunshot wound in my leg?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Because you're bad at shooting yourself in the foot.

 

Where is this physics bill hiding?

[crispy fries 432]

In the attic, next to that box of baby photos.

 

Why is there a stab wound in my abdomen?

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Because knives are a strange beast.

 

What's your saddest anime death?

[Luminance 2,186]

When Takumi was racing against Team Emperor, he destroyed the engine in his beloved AE86.

 

Supercharger or Turbocharger?

[crispy fries 432]

Megacharger.

 

Why is the rum gone?

[PacificGreen 1,163]

Because Davy Jones dumped it all out when he was drunk.

 

Should fried chicken be considered a sport?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Yes because when the chicken is fried, it jumps in surprise due to heat and they all race to the farm.

 

Are eyes considered as herbs?

[Luminance 2,186]

Botanically speaking, eyes are a fruit and classifying them as a herb is like the "potato or banana" fruit conspiracy.

 

Who has a crazy conspiracy?!

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Insane people do.

 

Are metals and marble good with pasta or porridge?

[crispy fries 432]

No, a light paprika seasoning works pretty well though.

 

Why did I wake up with my face covered in cocaine?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

A constant reminder that it's not good to have sentient cocaine that likes to hug faces..

 

Why is my reflection looking at me?!