Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Kharkov 36]

Because a Apple and a Lemon loved each other very much

 

 

 

Why is America in North America?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

Because they can.

 

 

 

Why do only apples fall from the tree?

Edited June 12, 2016 by Lightning-Twister

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Because smiley faces.

 

How do I get Snapchat on my rotery phone?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Get a few crocodiles, teach them to speak.. then throw you phone under them and start a conversation..

 

Why are videogames still a thing?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

Because it gives dem money.

 

Why is the cupcake blue from the avatar above me?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

Because there's no tuna on it.

 

Why is nobody responding to this thread anymore?

[Luminance 2,183]

It needs a bump to revive it's memories that's all.

 

Who would win in a race?

[RavenholmZombie 1,329]

Obama.

 

What is pie, is it a type of fruit?

[LHfunk 422]

Pie is like cake for your soul.

 

How many cakes does it take to lick the center of a narwhal pop?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

as many cakes it takes to climb to the top of Yak Yakistan

 

if this is who i am, do i know myself?

[----- 476]

You will never know yourself because you will never be yourself.

 

Why are mosquitoes so annoying?

Edited July 28, 2016 by Fluidty

[Vera Veil 1,732]

i think it could be because they really want to be

 

why do people get depression?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Because it's preferable to getting compression.

 

What happens if you google Google?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Google does a backflip as its servers crash

 

 

What would Fluttershy look like in a Jumpsuit?

[Koukatsu 5,898]

Like someone wrapped cloth around a tree.

 

Why did Jack try to be so nimble and quick?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Because the titanic was sinking O_O

 

 

 

 

Do you believe in Magic? in a young girl's heart, How the music can free her whenever it starts?

Edited August 1, 2016 by Crescent Light

[Koukatsu 5,898]

No, I don't. But I do believe she can be used as a ritual sacrifice, so we must protect our younglings.

If a beaver is damned, is he upset by this news, or the happiest he'll ever be?

[Vulcan 3,254]

*resisting all urge to make Angry Beavers reference*

 

Probably indifferent.....Beavers are the most neutral of creatures .-.

 

 

 

 

 

How does one build a city with rock and roll?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

One wailing guitar solo at a time.

 

Why was she selling seashells by the seashore?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

To get the Seahorses to come.

 

Why are pumkins orange?

Edited August 2, 2016 by Lulaypp Halilintar

[Tarnation 142]

greenfriuts are grape

 

are apples called frapples?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

no, they are called potatoes

 

 

 

if Twilight is the meaning of life, does that mean Sci-Twi is the meaning of Star Trek being a real thing too?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Nope. Sci-Twi is the meaning of all fanfics being canon.

 

If Pinkie Pie turns into a ghost, does that means she is a fake ghost?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

No, then it means she is Surprise

 

 

If Sunset Shimmer came back to Equestria, would Princess Twi want her to be friends with Starlight Glimmer?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Yes. So that one day they can take Princess Celestia and Princess Luna roles after Twilight conquer Equestria.

 

Why did Spike take over the world?