Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

So that you, as a comet, will not melt and destroy yourself.

 

What does the sun look like in a Hubble Telescope photo?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

You don't want to know!

 

Would you browse the Internet off a Linux live USB that boots the OS in low res because it does not support your computers graphics drivers? I totally would!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You need to use the USB to power your computer, to access the Internet.

 

Can you please let me see a Hubble Space Telescope photo of the Sun?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

One serving of a Hubble photo of the Sun coming right up!

It's so pretty!

 

What would happen if the sun was turned purple?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

The sun turning purple is being controlled by Sci-Twi, in attempting to harvest it to produce energy to be sold.

 

How rich is Sci Twi?

[SolarComet 26]

Richer than Princess Celestia

 

Why do I stoop?

Edited October 20, 2016 by SolarComet

[Commander Tangent 861]

Because you might shoop

 

Can I have some toast ? I'm hungry

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Of course. You also get 600 boxes of cake, with 7000 teapots (full of tea) and 15,000 teacups. I will not cover the resulting mess.

 

What can I give as my offerings to Gilda the Griffon?

Edited October 22, 2016 by HorsesandMOARGaloar

[SolarComet 26]

A $500 t-shirt, some apples, grapes, oranges, and a golden rainbow dash statue.

 

Why do I shoop?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because red is awesome.

 

Why is the sky always green and not blue?

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Because grasshopper's are made of grass young padowan

 

Why does quantum reclining chairs not serve steak on Sunday during Woodstock?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because My Little Pony was planned by some guy named Horst during the year 8134298329840+1 BC somewhere 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers + 12 below sea level.

 

Why is the letter A shaped like a burger placed on top of a twin tower that's hanging onto a rope tied to the moon which is going 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 terameters a second + 12 miliseconds?

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

Because...

Why pie?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Because pie

 

Why is the world shaped like a square?

Edited October 31, 2016 by Blueberry Fox

[The Diver 760]

Because the French cooked it that way.

 

If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods, can you still get drunk off the taco sauce?

[KiraTakahashi 748]

The taco sauce speaks to your soul you can get more than drunk off it.

 

Why are you covered in fur?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

because I would hate be covered in skin like you creatures ...

 

what is the last number in the aphlabet?

[KiraTakahashi 748]

It would be 42.

 

Would you trip your tree in a race?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

if it was Fluttertree then i dont see why not

 

if the square root of 2 is 1 then what is the square root of the number Z?

[KiraTakahashi 748]

65 it's always 65. Any fish would know that.

 

 

To pop the balloon or take it on a date?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

hmmm, y not both?

 

why is the moon made of cheese?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because it was once a fishball.

 

Was it also a Death Star, like Mimas?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

No. It was Mama Mima.

 

Should I take that bike?

[Asteroids 39]

No, bob needs it.

 

Why are there sheep in the sky?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because they are made from evaporated water.

 

What is the value of water?