Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

1,000,000 Stanley Nickels.

 

Why is the sea?

[Mickey Taker 347]

Our fish overlords are sloly but surely invading our lands.

 

How do I move my hair?

[EmeraldStar04 250]

Kono Dio da!

 

What's your Stand?

[JeyWiz 1,097]

Hodor.

 

Hodor Hodor?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Loki.

 

Is this a serious question?

[TheWhiteBowser 187]

To sit on clouds my dear

 

How does do the beep bop shoo whap dap bee bap?

[~Phoenix~ 196]

@@TheWhiteBowser,

 

well first it has to  O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

 

 

how many yes before no?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

9.45 Meese.

 

Why is this a game?

[VinylWubs 1,249]

Peanut butter

 

What's 2 + 2 equals?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Nobody knows... "2+2=?" , is , was and continues to be One of the greatest questions that plague our modern era. Some of the more coherent conspiracy theories about it are that the good folks at Sesame street are secretly working on a way to answer this dilemma but without confirmation , it's all just conjecture. 

 

 

 

 

How do Clocks work?

[VinylWubs 1,249]

Clocks are a image in your mind! They don't exist 0.0

 

So.. Do animals talk British?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Greek

 

Yogurt.

 

 

Greek Yogurt?

[Kazekage 2]

Latin ice cream.

 

Why does the rooster crow?

[TheJazMaster 19]

Because he can't meow

 

Where do all of the files go when you empty your computer's recycle bin?

[Vampira Heart 920]

In your real recycling bin

 

 

You have a kilogram of steel and a kilogram of feathers. Which one is heavier? (Bet cha you'll get it wrong 030 )

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Defy physics.

 

What's the name of The Creeper's (Jeepers, Creepers) cousin?

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

Bill Cypher

 

Who's Vladimir Putin's favorite bitch?

[Zyrael 1,471]

donald trump

 

 

what is the

[Stormlight 1,371]

Twenty seven.

 

Hooplah?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

No. Because it ends with silence then more silence, says the Order of the Mapo Tofu Empire.

 

Will I win $1,000,900.50 with the use of this meme?

[Luigi 7,868]

No, you'll probably get arrested.

 

If my dishwasher ran on Diet Coke and mentos, would I have many dishes?

Edited February 28, 2017 by Starlight Flyer

[Tao 6,736]

It beats out every known law of science to this date.

 

What came first:  the egg or the breakfast?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Neither. The answer to your question is beyond me because I hold the IQ of the smartest person in the world where in I don't know what the answer is in real life which means that it could happen anytime, anywhere in the whole solar system. So the answer is...... Brunch!

 

Can I sue someone without the help of a lawyer and become a Prince and rule the Planet Sun?

[Prospekt 10,984]

Depends. Do you have star insurance? That's a must.

 

How many woodchucks could wood chuck if wood could chuck woodchucks?

[Luigi 7,868]

One.

 

How do you when you're upside down?