Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[The Shyest One 808]

Diagonally.

 

A train leaves at 2pm going at 60mph, it is now 5pm. Why does the train?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Because I use a bus when riding a train going from Japan to Northpole.

 

Is 1+1=2 the correct formula to make an experimental pancake?

[Tao 6,737]

Yes,  it makes things work out in all names of friendship!

 

Is the sun the color pink or pinkie?

[TBD 17,228]

Let's see...can't tell. but I smell something is burning.

 

Do think people will ever grow out another arms and legs?

[Kiri 7,277]

Not unless they eat exactly 10 bars of chocolate during the midnight hour.

 

Why can't my dog fly?

[The Shyest One 808]

Because they're allergic to the clouds.

 

 

He was a boy, and she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?

[Wingnut 6,732]

And they lived happily ever after.

 

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if, well, you know?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

By my calculations, add 1, plus 2, with an additional of E equals M,C, Square, and divided by 2. The answer is.....ONE!

 

Will @The Shyest One ever cook me an Omurice as big as Madison Square Garden?

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[The Shyest One 808]

MY MAID IDENTITY HAS BEEN EXPO-

 

...

 

only with the right music, affirmative, goushujin-sama.

 

 

Can you cap on a Capybara?

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Probably, but only if you have faith in the Light.

 

 

[Did Somebody Say...?] [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

 

 

Where are the wild things and what are they?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

I don't know. I seriously don't know where they are.....Maybe somewhere near North Pole, or even between the Bermuda Triangle. Heck even Ariel wants to go where they are...

 

Can this be the number one picture of all time in the world of MLP?

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

No, Robbie Rotten is number one.

 

Here is my question:

 

Is this it? Is this the end? What sequence of events brought me to this point? What aboard circumstances lead me here? Is this the cruel painful plan that was orchestrated by the malevolent of deity? Who am I really? What purpose did I serve in this life that was granted to me? I suppose I'll never know. If this is what my life lead up to, and if this is truly the end, then I'll accept my fate.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

To answer your question, Nope, it is not the end. For you to keep on going with your life......you gotta buy me a year supply of ramen noodles and some Domino's Pizza.

 

Will I ever be able to pilot a Gundam or a Gouf mobile suit in the near future?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

No sir, that pancake is not a waffle.

Or is it?

[GhostlyPudding 79]

I don't know.

Will I ever know?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

No, you will never know the power of Styrofoam.

Why did I shoot the Easter Bunny? 

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

That was because Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny had a plot to kill you, of course.

 

Why is the sky so green?

[GhostlyPudding 79]

Because you ate too many lollipops.

How many flowers are on mars?

[Prospekt 10,984]

Enough to keep all the Martians away. They can't stand the pollen.

Why are there stop signs but not go signs?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Because the STOP signs are the symbol of Freedom & Justice. That's whay ZEON and ZAFT made a joint operation to put those signs for the sake of their respective people.

Will anyone marry this Twilight for the sake of Love and Peace?

[Flutterstep 46,330]

If there's lemon drizzle available, and it's raining, I'll think about doing the washing up.

 

Is it safe to put Fluttershy in the microwave? 

[Will Guide 21,325]

She's as sweet as Candy, so you don't put her in the microwave; you just simply eat her!

To quote a stupid question once asked by Strong Bad: "Butt's twelve by pies?"

[Kiri 7,277]

Divide the tennis ball by eggs and you'll have your answer.  

Why aren't my lemons red? 

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

Because when life gives you lemons, life makes the lemons yellow so that when you make the lemonade it doesn't look like blood and then you won't seem like a strange person for drinking blood out of a cup even though people these days would assume you are drinking juice

 

Why don't I live forever