Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No, because the heart is like a box of chocolates. Then you exhale with love and care towards Taco Bell.

 

Will Dean Cadance play the flute with Twilight's Optimus Prime figure?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No. Rodimus Prime.

 

What I learned in Boating School is?!

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

That boaty mcboatface is the meaning of life

 

 

 

Why does applejack have a pet tree?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because the tree is of the source of Pinkie and Sombra's tacobells.

 

Can I ship Princess Luna and Megatron in a fanfic using my burrito?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Only if the burrito has hot sauce

 

How many tacos does it take to be Mexican?

[Vulcan 3,255]

Enough to build a wall O_O

 

 

 

 

 

Why do cows go moo? .-.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Because it'd sound weird if they said "Blipblip"

 

Are ponies ponies ponies?

[Vulcan 3,255]

Only on Tuesday.

 

 

 

 

Why why why Delilah?

[Teavvi 627]

Because I like tacos.

 

 

Do you like tacos?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

I really like tacos but they are so rare to get them.

 

 

 

Why do I have to wait way too long until I can buy my new tiny Airsoft gun?

Edited June 12, 2016 by Lightning-Twister

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Because a bannana was born

 

Why was the bannana born?

[Kharkov 36]

Because a Apple and a Lemon loved each other very much

 

 

 

Why is America in North America?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

Because they can.

 

 

 

Why do only apples fall from the tree?

Edited June 12, 2016 by Lightning-Twister

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Because smiley faces.

 

How do I get Snapchat on my rotery phone?

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Get a few crocodiles, teach them to speak.. then throw you phone under them and start a conversation..

 

Why are videogames still a thing?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

Because it gives dem money.

 

Why is the cupcake blue from the avatar above me?

[Lightning-Twister 58]

Because there's no tuna on it.

 

Why is nobody responding to this thread anymore?

[Luminance 2,186]

It needs a bump to revive it's memories that's all.

 

Who would win in a race?

[RavenholmZombie 1,330]

Obama.

 

What is pie, is it a type of fruit?

[LHfunk 422]

Pie is like cake for your soul.

 

How many cakes does it take to lick the center of a narwhal pop?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

as many cakes it takes to climb to the top of Yak Yakistan

 

if this is who i am, do i know myself?

[----- 477]

You will never know yourself because you will never be yourself.

 

Why are mosquitoes so annoying?

Edited July 28, 2016 by Fluidty

[Vera Veil 1,732]

i think it could be because they really want to be

 

why do people get depression?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Because it's preferable to getting compression.

 

What happens if you google Google?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Google does a backflip as its servers crash

 

 

What would Fluttershy look like in a Jumpsuit?