Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Prospekt 11,015]

42. It's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Who are you and what did you do with the next forum member who posted after me?

[Gernia 691]

Oh, you'll find out. I'm about to summon it!

 

What's the capital of Topeka?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Kansas City.

Hey, can you help with something over here?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

No U.

 

Oooo ooo aaaa aaaa or Eeee eee oooo oooo?

[Pieburner 1,680]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OWO?

[LunarThunder 373]

UwU!

 

Man's not hot?

[Mirage 24,742]

You's aern bot?

How many blondes does it take to make hair?

[Sad Ghost 27]

An Apple.

What Time Does It Have To Be For The Dog To Eat Pie?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Four million billion trillion hundred thousand nano seconds.

 

Do pigs fly?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

With the north est wind only

Is santa a relative of satan ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

In some senses

Are you the prototype?

[Dan. 1,825]

Nice work you did, you're gonna go fart kid.

Do you have a thousand lies and a good disguise?

[Pieburner 1,680]

i do not like the offspring.

SHAWTY BADD AS HELL YUH?

[Dan. 1,825]

Yes.

Divide by zero.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,255]

E: Cannot divide by zero. Press any key to close this program

What happens if I insert cheese into my computer?

[Dan. 1,825]

You get speghetti.

Can I drink deathclaw milk after I finish all my chores?

[Pieburner 1,680]

YES YOU CAN MY BOI

HOW MANY BOIBEES?

[Dan. 1,825]

You didn't open vegene yet.

Why is there a snake in my boot?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,255]

You went to the jungle. We knocked you out for your safety.

Download toolbars?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only the safe ones.

Why are they called fingers when they don't fing.

[Pieburner 1,680]

THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FUCKING LAUGH I'M NOT GONNA EVEN LIE.

Why is @Ph0enix so funny? Makes me smile everytime.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,255]

You could be attracted to him (my inner shipper wants this to be the answer)

Do you ship soy milk with bacon and cheese?

[Dan. 1,825]

Because my mom ate poison joke when she was pregnant with me.

What do you call 3 o'clock in Boston (11 past Luongo.)

[Pieburner 1,680]

It's called an unconscious Claude Giroux.

What do you call 3 o'clock in Montreal?

[Dan. 1,825]

Aw shit,, the habs aren't going to the Stanley Cup again.

Can I wear my Don Cherry suit here?