Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Dan. 1,825]

Only if you use the konami code.

Can I learn to fly if I don't have wings?

[Pieburner 1,680]

NAH

Is the soil rich?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

The soil here is poor, you might prefer the soil in LA

Is the cheese rich?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

No, the cheese has an annual income of approximately 3 mold spores. 

 

How do I delete the internet?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

By joining the .

 

Can I join the army if I bring my Tempest Shadow plushie?

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, We_R_VeNoM said:

By joining the .

 

Can I join the army if I bring my Tempest Shadow plushie?

Only if my Shining Armor plushie is leader of the Army.

How do I stop a butterfly from landing on my bread?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

By putting butter-away on it!

How does one fall in love with a pancake?

[Wannabrony 11,639]

You need to dress up as Aunt Jemima for Halloween!

Why does it hurt whenever I stick my finger in the power outlet?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Because the electrical current hates human beings and is conspiring to end our entire species.

What happens when you give a cat a hard drive?

[Wannabrony 11,639]

The cat would plug the hard drive into a computer and use it to save human pictures.

Where's my dictionary? I can't find it.

[Sparklefan1234 170,266]

@Nightfallicious Gloamiscus

They buy a computer to post videos of themselves playing the keyboard on Social Media. 

@Bronylicious Wannabe Have you checked your pocket?

Edited January 14, 2018 by Sparklefan1234

[Wannabrony 11,639]

@Sparklefan1234 I haven't che- Oh, THERE you are!

What does it mean to "hit the hay"?

[Sparklefan1234 170,266]

@Bronylicious Wannabe

Using a rake to take out your frustrations on a bale of hay after a bad day. 

 

What is the difference between cake & pie?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

The answer to your question, it’s the spelling. o3o

Can Tempest Shadow give me her armor?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

That's like asking a girl for her number.

Can you check the freezer?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Of course there is a frozen pizza and some magnum ice cream !

Can I go to the toilet please ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

NAW BRUH

AY THE BEAT GO OFF?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Nay the beat goes off 

Can you dream while dreaming while dreaming while dreaming while dreaming while dreaming while dreaming while swimming ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

wat ._.

wat?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

j'sai pa frate !

Ech ti va bin pélo ?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Tiny text adventures

How does big text feel?

[Pieburner 1,680]

very nice.

How does normal text feel?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Pretty boring...

How does tree feel ?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

With its bark, probably.

Why is neigh-palm so explosive?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Because it eat to much bean ! 

Do you ever met yourself ?