Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, Nightfallicious Gloamiscus said:

I don't think so, I killed him in his sleep

What is blue?

look at the color that is not white on my tail!

 

Do I have a waifu?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Yup, and your waifu’s name is Steve.

Can I grow up and become the super villain known as the Pink pizza?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

3 minutes ago, We_R_VeNoM said:

Yup, and your waifu’s name is Steve.

Can I grow up and become the super villain known as the Pink pizza?

no hash browns!

 

Can I grow up and be a pony?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Maybe if you use the power of dark satanic magic !

What is love ?

[GlitterMoon 225]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! 

Can you read a picture book?

Edited January 4, 2018 by NightmareLuna1996

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Its the simplest kind of book out there.

Can you read the largest book ever (with the smallest writing humanly possible)?

[PinkieShadow 4,056]

I only like rocks and some large books are about rocks, but I prefer to read on the rocks, some rocks comes with writing on them. Say hello to Boulder.....

What is the most stupid question you can come up with ?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Why is water wet?

[PinkieShadow 4,056]

Sometimes the most obvious questions can lead to some really deep thinking, deeper than deep water.

Are you a deep tinker ? (not thinker)

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

NOpe, Tinkerbell is.

Can I rule the world with Pear Butter as my waifu?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only if Peter Porker can be it's husbando.

Can I Wolverine with spoons for bone claws?

[TBD 17,253]

unless you want a slice of your lifetime

In the song "open up your eyes" why does tempest said "everyone" instead of "everypony"?

 

 

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

14 minutes ago, TBD said:

unless you want a slice of your lifetime

In the song "open up your eyes" why does tempest said "everyone" instead of "everypony"?

 

 

 

because ponies are subserviant to the storm king's species in StormLandia!!

 

Why do I not have a portal to Equestria

Edited January 5, 2018 by Rainbow-The-Brony

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because you haven’t paid the utility bills, that’s why the portal to Equestria won’t open.

Can I enter Equestria if I present a 50% discount coupon?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Probably, try ! 

Can you see something invisible ?

[Dan. 1,825]

Only if you use the konami code.

Can I learn to fly if I don't have wings?

[Pieburner 1,680]

NAH

Is the soil rich?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

The soil here is poor, you might prefer the soil in LA

Is the cheese rich?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

No, the cheese has an annual income of approximately 3 mold spores. 

 

How do I delete the internet?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

By joining the .

 

Can I join the army if I bring my Tempest Shadow plushie?

[Will Guide 21,359]

4 minutes ago, We_R_VeNoM said:

By joining the .

 

Can I join the army if I bring my Tempest Shadow plushie?

Only if my Shining Armor plushie is leader of the Army.

How do I stop a butterfly from landing on my bread?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

By putting butter-away on it!

How does one fall in love with a pancake?

[Wannabrony 11,638]

You need to dress up as Aunt Jemima for Halloween!

Why does it hurt whenever I stick my finger in the power outlet?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

Because the electrical current hates human beings and is conspiring to end our entire species.

What happens when you give a cat a hard drive?

[Wannabrony 11,638]

The cat would plug the hard drive into a computer and use it to save human pictures.

Where's my dictionary? I can't find it.