Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was.

 

 

Is that a screwdriver sticking out of your forehead?

[Lisa 5,553]

No, it's sticking out of yours.

 

Why is Colgate the best pony?

[stainesbrony 219]

It's where you left it.

 

 

 

I have allergies to nuts, dairy, sugar and water. Does that food contain any of those ingredients?

[Preeminent Pisces 100]

Eeyup. I mean, if you want. SPIIIKE! That's mighty kind of you, Sugarcube. It needs to be about 20% cooler. We're going to be the best of friends! ALICORN PARTAY!

 

 

Why is the next responder to this post so funny?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Because he was left with an open-ended answer which he could explain in any level of detail he wished. For example:

"There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum, and one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide to escape. So, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' But the second guy just shakes his head. He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

 

What do with rifle cozy?

[Preeminent Pisces 100]

ya take the √★™, multiply it by ½, add ¾³ and one °

 

How did you get under there?

[Pixel Stick 927]

I became delusional while eating an awesome waffle.

 

What's that supposed to mean?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

You are in a stupid thread.

 

Stop?

[Lisa 5,553]

Go.

 

Why were you born?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Just for the heck of it, I guess.

 

Where's the beef?

[Lisa 5,553]

In your Dad's pants.

 

Why am I dirty minded?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

K.

 

Dude? 

[Eureka 1,119]

Hi.

How did the Joker get his scars?

Edited April 17, 2013 by Commander Eureka

[Pixel Stick 927]

He took an arrow to the knee.

 

Boxers or briefs?

[Lisa 5,553]

Hat.

 

Why are games fun?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Because they are fruit.

 

 

 

I woke up this morning and found a butternut squash on my head. Why is there no tomato as a result?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Garbage out.

 

Garbage in?

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

GO. INTO. THE WA-TER.

 

Why did I just quote a Dethklok song?

[Pixel Stick 927]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's another stupid question?

[Jalaton 155]

Yes, I see.

 

Why is y Y?

[Preeminent Pisces 100]

Cause we are never, ever, ever getting back together

 

How many toes does a fish have?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

However many it wants to!
 

 

And they're off!... to a standing start. And why not?

[stainesbrony 219]

Dick Dastardly chained them to a post, and then a nuke blew up and everyone dieded because Taksh farted. Also, because PATRIXX haunts my toilet.

 

 

 

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Edited April 18, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Zalgo 593]

Xylophone

 

What happens if I stick my arm in the garbage disposal?

[stainesbrony 219]

Pootis spencer appears

 

 

 

 

Who's pootis spencer?