Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You need to rummage through your neighbours' belongings.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Because he had a death-wish, it was a very busy road

 

Why iz cats dum?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

They like to eat fish fingers.

What is 1 + carrot?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

eleventy one (111)

 

 

Y U NO SHARE?

Edited June 7, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[Princess Derpy 672]

I have a disorder that prevents it.

Is my computer on?

[SCS 7,537]

Only when you're not using the internet.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Princess Derpy 672]

43.

Is the whatchama-yeah?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No. It does not work.

 

What is "WORD"?

[DragonAria 314]

I don't know, but I read @'s signature and I guess is something about potatoes.

 

 

How does this forum work?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

We ask ridiculous questions.

 

What is a "ridiculous question"?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

YOUR FACE!!!

 

It's raining cats and dogs!!! No, literally, cats and dogs are falling from the sky. Is batman doing this?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Don't be stupid, Batman isn't doing this. It's quite obviously the magic wizard of Wales!

 

 

My house is on fire! What should I do!?

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Feed your house squirtles

 

Why is crazy "crazy" and not genius?

Edited June 26, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Because the earth is made of crackers

 

 

 

Why is fartz smell-e? <lawl this newb doznt no how to spell (Internet trolls in a nutshell)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because this is 4chan.

 

What happens if someone finds the World-Altering Computer?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Then everyone ever will all become bronys....obviously

 

Where is the internet?

Edited June 30, 2014 by Asherdangerdash

[DigitalRocket 185]

In that shady looking van

 

is marshmallow an instrument or a breed of cat?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Both.

 

Is it possible to jump?

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

It is jump to possible

 

Does this hat make me look fat?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

No it makes you look clappy and happy

What's the best way to simultaneously play this game and perform complicated eye surgery, whilst at the same time as that play bop it? 

Edited July 4, 2014 by Asherdangerdash

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Learn Braille, construct a text-to-Braille converter, and use them to access MLP Forums without the need for sight.

 

How do I type?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

To type, bang the keyboard keys a bunch of times with a shovel until those.....letter things appear on screen

 

What is the rudest joke about clopping in the language of bees?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

"Buzz buzz. Buzz? Buzz buzz buzz!"

 

Is this the 1000th reply to this topic?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

No it's only the first post 

 

how many numbers are there in a man?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Please refer to my name for the answer.

 

What's the easiest way to fly?