Discovery Dream 592 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 I couldn't think of any puns so I checked a few of yours out. Now they won't talk to me. Dirty puns FTW! no rest for the wizardly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainboom24 46 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 CONFUCIOUS SAY!!!: man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 Teachers do it with class. Divers do it deeper. Fishermen do it for the halibut. 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnKrunk 307 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Thats the worst joke ever and it dosent even make sense (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainboom24 46 March 30, 2012 Share March 30, 2012 Willem Dafoe wouldn't be the bad guy in spiderman if he was Willem Dafriend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 March 31, 2012 Share March 31, 2012 That rock star got upset when my sun mooned him. But the situation didn't degenerate as I feared, I could satellite with some tactfulness. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASpark 49 March 31, 2012 Share March 31, 2012 Do I have to Raichu puns? Alright, whatever. What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door? "Triforce." What is an FPS fan's favourite fish? CoD. What did the boy think when his Onix evolved into Steelix? "Well, that was Onixpected." What did Batman say to the baseball player? "That's a cool bat, man." What did the criminal say to the police officer? "I'm Robin Banks." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awesome One 1,315 March 31, 2012 Share March 31, 2012 What do I think of Nightmare night?Well it's scary...scary BUTT FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenohay 318 March 31, 2012 Share March 31, 2012 CONFUCIOUS SAY!: man who run behind car get exhausted. man who run in front of car get tired. I laughed so hard at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainboom24 46 March 31, 2012 Share March 31, 2012 I laughed so hard at that CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenohay 318 March 31, 2012 Share March 31, 2012 CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. It's nice, not a pun though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Can you count, Dracula? Let's take the bloody vampire and get the hell away from this demon! ...okay, those two sound... forced. But that's normal, I am Derpth Fader the Ponith Knight. Herp derp. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 April 2, 2012 Author Share April 2, 2012 Breaking News: The Energizer Bunny was arrested this morning, charged with battery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 Another news item: A mathematics teacher was stopped at airport customs, and had his geometry set confiscated. He is now awaiting trial on charges of smuggling "Weapons of Maths Instruction." 2 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uoǝƃunp ɹǝpıds ǝɥʇ 7 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 I don't have enough brohoofs for everyone Hail the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sprixx 261 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 Okay, here's a doozy. Did you hear that the Justice league all got free Iphones for being so helpful to the world? So the Flash says "Oh boy, can I have 1 too?" And batman told him "Nope, Apple doesn't support flash!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 The old man in a vegetative state was visited by three huggers. Unfortunately, he didn't look any less withered. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 April 5, 2012 Share April 5, 2012 There was an inventor in Pending, Malaysia named Patrick. Since he liked to sign his name and his location on his work, all of Pat's inventions said "Pat in Pending" 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dar tunsh 446 April 5, 2012 Share April 5, 2012 2 WHY DID THIS BREAK OH LUNA NOW I HAVE TO FIX IT DEAR CELESTIA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 (edited) Watched that before. I never knew Brock to be the punny kind of guy, but I wouldn't pay attention to that sort of stuff when I was younger. EDIT: I love Karishad. :3 Edited April 7, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sprixx 261 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 So did anyone else hear about the bull that was charging way to much? Well they took away his credit card... Tragic... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Q. What does a ball do when it stops rolling? A. It looks round. 2 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,669 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Why would Jesus have been an excellent CFO (chief financial officer)? He validated plenty of prophets 2 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 (edited) Who's in the avatar of the poster above me? Doctor XFezzle. And who was he married to until recently? Doctor Xwife. How do Brits address each other in China? I soy bean! A UFO is hovering nearby. It's over Don Townsend, the old man's son born in Spain. WHAT, DON TOWNSEND? There's no way that can be right! Q: A car has a license plate TAN 270. What type of car is it? A: An Infiniti I only got this now, I'm so damn slow. I had completely forgotten my trigonometry lessons. Edited April 9, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 April 9, 2012 Author Share April 9, 2012 (edited) Chuck Schuldiner. Edited April 9, 2012 by NeverNeverland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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