Terrible, Terrible Puns

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Gurl, I'll never Raichu a letter.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Darn, all the ceiling lights are out, Wats up with that?

[Keypassion 232]

Friction. It's such a drag. And gravity sucks too.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Vegeta: I'm gonna crush you into a tiny little pieces Kakarot!

 

Goku: Now aren't you being just a little bit cocky?

 

Vegeta: You shouldn't expect any less Kakarot. After all, I'm just Saiyan.

[Keypassion 232]

It hertz when you got shocked.

[Cosmic Charlie 129]

Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

Confuscious say: man who walks infront of car gets tired. Man who walks behind car gets exhausted

 

Damn. That's what I get for not reading the whole thread first.

 

Okay, here's one.

 

A botanist's sister drops a brick on his foot, he yells "mitosis!"

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Gurl, I'll never Raichu a letter.

I'm not a pervert, I just wanted to have a last Pikachu before leaving.

[Keypassion 232]

I can't Bayleef it's not butter.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Customer: Dude, this vacuum sucks!

Salesman: That's the whole point of a vacuum! To suck!

[Simcity11100 770]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[Keypassion 232]

Q: Why did the rivers of Ancient Greece dry up after the nine-headed monster was killed?

A: Because it was de-hydrated.

[Inactive01 5,298]

The Phoenix Wright Series is filled with horrible puns, like this one:

 

Q: "Who's the most caring person in the world?"

A: Me, because I've got a LOTTA HART.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

LOL you guys are filly.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Gurl, you'd butterfree up your schedule, cuz Imma bedrillin' you all night.

[Keypassion 232]

I turn on my Charmander pants come right off.

[LowfatEnvelope 335]

Looks like we got a punny one here

 

Two guys are making sandwiches in a kitchen, and one spills the jelly. The other one says: "Looks like we got a sticky situation here."

Edited February 19, 2012 by LowfatEnvelope

[Aureity 3,055]

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

 

Aureity then!

Edited February 19, 2012 by NeverNeverland

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Looks like we got a punny one here

 

Two guys are making sandwiches in a kitchen, and one spills the jelly. The other one says: "Looks like we got a sticky situation here."

 

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

I put on a coat of paint. Although it made me more colorful, it did not keep me warm.

[Keypassion 232]

Cars driven late at night burn midnight oil.

[Inactive01 5,298]

Luke Atmey, I'm such a narcissist!

[Simcity11100 770]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Nightmare_Moon 6]

It's raining so hard! Don't step in a poodle.

 

Ba-dum CSH!

[Rezo 220]

What did the master of chaos plug into his computer?

 

Discord.