Krystal 1,468 June 21, 2012 Share June 21, 2012 I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out. avatar and sig by your's trulyask me anything DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 25, 2012 Share June 25, 2012 -Spying arc- When Kim Possible is all psyched up for action, her favorite fruit is the pumpKim. To relax between missions though, she likes to take a leek now and then. I don't care feather Spyraps or not, I just don't thrust him! -Survival arc- I thought seeking shelter next to the giant oak was a waste of time, but then I took a burrow in the tree. When most people make their spears' sharp ends separately, simply attaching it to the shaft... I, Feather, spire all. -Horror arc- I was making a movie called Barber Helmets, when I realized I was being stalked by Feldermane. This gym is haunted by an overweight, obsessed girl. It'll require several exercisms to make her leave. I think the Haunter is my favorite perk in Foalout: New Pegasis. -NSFW music arc- You can touch this... STOP! Humpertime. Always gonna eat you up, always gonna pin you down... I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostwanderer 367 June 25, 2012 Share June 25, 2012 These electricity jokes are shocking, i mean, wat are we going to do about them? Why can't people see these jokes don't teslate well. These jokes keep going around the same circut, they'll never see the light. Gah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Chaser 633 June 25, 2012 Share June 25, 2012 (edited) I'm sure someone must have posted this before but this forum needs so much more of this. Edited June 25, 2012 by Shadow Chaser "The dead don't talk. I don't know why." - Odd Thomas "You want to take the easy way out because if you try and fail there's only you to blame. But you know what? Life is scary. Get used to it. There are no magical fixes. It's all up to you. So get up, get out there, and go start doing the work.""Nothing worth having in this life comes easy." - Shadow ChaserNight Apples - A Luna x Mac romance fic. It's cute. Trust me.OIF 07-09 Veteran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 26, 2012 Share June 26, 2012 (edited) The previous reply can't be found. (look at number...) Why do I think my friend, Saida, has weird tastes? Because Sai clops to Animation Error Pony pictures. This is a growl. Edited June 26, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 June 26, 2012 Share June 26, 2012 This topic is really punny. AMIDOINGITRITE 1 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 (edited) -Mafioso names- South-american: Alpacone Equestrian: Alca Pone Long-dead: Alca Bone Computer geek: Lag Capone Gamer: Al Capcom Chemist: Alka Pone Biochemist: Al Quinone (Related) The most brilliant student in our Chemistry class is Al Kyle. The best at Astronomy is Skye, married with a sun. The worst student is Al Cole, he's such a drunkard. Edited June 27, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOnePwny 59 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 My username! Yay! Did I win? No? Well now I feel like a foal. Get it? So bad... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 ^ Forever a pwn. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatekeeper Babylon 116 June 27, 2012 Share June 27, 2012 GLaDOS's AI is put in a potato in Portal 2. I think that her breasts are just spudding. *Rimshot* If you want to fly, jump at the ground and miss. -Zaphod Have no idea where to put your soul after a tragic demise? Come talk to Babylon! We'll care for your soul (with some possibilities not limited to burning scalding impalement soul destruction unnecessary hiccuping etc.)! Your soul will rest next to a beautiful countryside (IF A SCALDING BURNING WASTELAND IS NOT COMFORTABLE THE COUNTRY SIDE ISN'T BEUATIFUL)! Enjoy your afterlife (Ok that part's just a lie we tell to hook customers) ! Babylon's Soul Care Hard to see the big picture behind pile of corpses. -Dr. Mordin SolusBeautiful signature picture made by Pixiglow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 I think we should drum the rimshot out of this thread. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 Tell the rimshot to "beat it", you mean? How cymbal-ic. Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 Some of the puns in this seriously made me facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 June 28, 2012 Share June 28, 2012 (edited) Some of the puns in this seriously made me facepalm: http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=4By8YHOnILo&feature=related The Fluttershy one made me facedesk. Hard. I love Fluttershy, how could they use her name for a terrible pun!? Edited June 28, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly) 1 Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 29, 2012 Share June 29, 2012 I once tried looking up quantum physics theories, but there were so many articles with strings of big words, I couldn't follow the thread of any discussion. And I was too tied up by other things anyway, that's wire I wrapped it up and moved on. A lot of today's musicians are such lyres, claiming to be artists but just copying each other. And speaking of music, I hope the forum's giant music project (by Skullbuster) doesn't get scrubbed for sax and violins. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One 498 June 29, 2012 Share June 29, 2012 What did one muffin say to another?... -------------------------------------------------------- Muffin! (got from a starsbucks napkin or something)( maybe it was caribou)(i dont remember) This is a signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 June 30, 2012 Share June 30, 2012 (edited) What geological age is the longest? The saus-age! Edited June 30, 2012 by Full Spectrum Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 June 30, 2012 Share June 30, 2012 (edited) Can you tuna fish? Nope. But a tin can! How old is that one? Edited June 30, 2012 by Keypassion http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 30, 2012 Share June 30, 2012 What geological age is the longest? The saus-age!["saucy" pun goes here] I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLP_Nathan 7 June 30, 2012 Share June 30, 2012 These are all very pun-ny..... I'll show myself out now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nah 3,182 June 30, 2012 Share June 30, 2012 My well-rounded arguments are pointless. Also: If you live in Jamaica, and you illegally download a movie, does that make you a pirate of the Caribbean? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Blithering Div 247 June 30, 2012 Share June 30, 2012 I was talking to a friend yesterday about Linus Torvalds and I said I was pretty sure he is from Finland. He confirmed that but found it odd that he speaks Swedish and proceeded to say he doesn't think Finland has its own language. I rebutted that with: I think they're working on it but I don't think they'll ever finish it. This was also retaliation for him coming up with the idea of taxidermy-ing a Komodo Dragon and putting a keyboard inside of it. A Keymodo Dragon if you will. I can neither confirm nor deny myself being the cause of electrical related malfunctions. Anyways, you wouldn't happen to have a jar of replacement magic smoke would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous~ 591 July 5, 2012 Share July 5, 2012 "Man, I hate my anxiety, it makes me so SAD!..." get it? "SAD" is an acronym, lol. shiet got srs guise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love4discord18 269 July 5, 2012 Share July 5, 2012 " What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!" ~If You Want Me To Reply To Your Post, Quote My Post~ ( Siggy by me. If you would like a signature, please message me ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASpark 49 July 5, 2012 Share July 5, 2012 I'm shore there should be more beach jokes 'round here. Not that I'm trying to be shellfish or anything. That would be a load of crab. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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