Terrible, Terrible Puns

[Krystal 1,468]

I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

-Spying arc-

When Kim Possible is all psyched up for action, her favorite fruit is the pumpKim. To relax between missions though, she likes to take a leek now and then.

I don't care feather Spyraps or not, I just don't thrust him!

 

-Survival arc-

I thought seeking shelter next to the giant oak was a waste of time, but then I took a burrow in the tree.

When most people make their spears' sharp ends separately, simply attaching it to the shaft... I, Feather, spire all.

 

-Horror arc-

I was making a movie called Barber Helmets, when I realized I was being stalked by Feldermane.

This gym is haunted by an overweight, obsessed girl. It'll require several exercisms to make her leave.

I think the Haunter is my favorite perk in Foalout: New Pegasis.

 

-NSFW music arc-

You can touch this... STOP! Humpertime.

Always gonna eat you up, always gonna pin you down...

[Lostwanderer 367]

These electricity jokes are shocking, i mean, wat are we going to do about them? Why can't people see these jokes don't teslate well. These jokes keep going around the same circut, they'll never see the light.

 

Gah

[Shadow Chaser 633]

I'm sure someone must have posted this before but this forum needs so much more of this.

Edited June 25, 2012 by Shadow Chaser

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

The previous reply can't be found. (look at number...)

Why do I think my friend, Saida, has weird tastes? Because Sai clops to Animation Error Pony pictures.

 

This is a growl.

Edited June 26, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

This topic is really punny.

 

AMIDOINGITRITE

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

-Mafioso names-

South-american: Alpacone

Equestrian: Alca Pone

Long-dead: Alca Bone

Computer geek: Lag Capone

Gamer: Al Capcom

Chemist: Alka Pone

Biochemist: Al Quinone

 

(Related)

The most brilliant student in our Chemistry class is Al Kyle. The best at Astronomy is Skye, married with a sun.

The worst student is Al Cole, he's such a drunkard.

Edited June 27, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[ThatOnePwny 59]

My username! Yay! Did I win? No? Well now I feel like a foal.

 

Get it? So bad...

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

^ Forever a pwn.

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

GLaDOS's AI is put in a potato in Portal 2.

 

I think that her breasts are just spudding.

 

*Rimshot*

[Keypassion 232]

I think we should drum the rimshot out of this thread.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Tell the rimshot to "beat it", you mean? How cymbal-ic.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Some of the puns in this seriously made me facepalm:

 

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Some of the puns in this seriously made me facepalm:

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=4By8YHOnILo&feature=related

 

The Fluttershy one made me facedesk. Hard. I love Fluttershy, how could they use her name for a terrible pun!? Edited June 28, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I once tried looking up quantum physics theories, but there were so many articles with strings of big words, I couldn't follow the thread of any discussion. And I was too tied up by other things anyway, that's wire I wrapped it up and moved on.

 

A lot of today's musicians are such lyres, claiming to be artists but just copying each other.

And speaking of music, I hope the forum's giant music project (by Skullbuster) doesn't get scrubbed for sax and violins.

[One 498]

What did one muffin say to another?...

--------------------------------------------------------

Muffin!

(got from a starsbucks napkin or something)( maybe it was caribou)(i dont remember)

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

What geological age is the longest? The saus-age!

Edited June 30, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[Keypassion 232]

Can you tuna fish?

Nope. But a tin can!

How old is that one?

Edited June 30, 2012 by Keypassion

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

What geological age is the longest? The saus-age!

["saucy" pun goes here]

[MLP_Nathan 7]

These are all very pun-ny.....

 

 

I'll show myself out now....

[Nah 3,182]

My well-rounded arguments are pointless.

 

 

Also:

 

If you live in Jamaica, and you illegally download a movie, does that make you a pirate of the Caribbean?

[A Blithering Div 247]

I was talking to a friend yesterday about Linus Torvalds and I said I was pretty sure he is from Finland. He confirmed that but found it odd that he speaks Swedish and proceeded to say he doesn't think Finland has its own language. I rebutted that with: I think they're working on it but I don't think they'll ever finish it. This was also retaliation for him coming up with the idea of taxidermy-ing a Komodo Dragon and putting a keyboard inside of it. A Keymodo Dragon if you will.

[Anonymous~ 591]

"Man, I hate my anxiety, it makes me so SAD!..."

 

get it? "SAD" is an acronym, lol.

[Love4discord18 269]

" What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!"

[ASpark 49]

I'm shore there should be more beach jokes 'round here. Not that I'm trying to be shellfish or anything. That would be a load of crab.