Feather Spiral 1,892 October 25, 2012 Share October 25, 2012 You can also imagine how annoyed he gets from constantly hearing that ALL DAY :/ Tell him to chill a little, because it snow big deal.Besides, so many people find puns real cool, weather they like to admit it or not. Rejecting them would just rain their sanity. 2 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 October 25, 2012 Share October 25, 2012 Ever wonder why crossing a road is like music? Well...because you will be flat if you don't see sharp! Screw you! I Dewott I want. Dewott=Do what Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcanel 3,041 October 25, 2012 Share October 25, 2012 Why does 7 and 8 exist? Because they don't want 6 and 9 getting together. I feel....so...so...horrible...for writing that...ugh...it's like.....WHY DO I PARTICIPATE IN THIS?!...Oh yeah, because they still make me laugh....I'm doomed. 1 My OC Arcanel: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/arcanel-r2118 My OC Xiomara: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/xiomara-r5412 ~Member of the Great Pony Analyzers~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudFyre 848 October 25, 2012 Share October 25, 2012 I mustache you a question...but I'll shave it for later. May eyebrows your computer? In all seriousness though, it's too bad somebody isn't writing these down on paper. Then they would be tearable puns. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 26, 2012 Share October 26, 2012 (edited) In all seriousness though, it's too bad somebody isn't writing these down on paper. Then they would be tearable puns. Don't worry, we are tearing up from laughing anyway. What does Hagrid say to the koopaling? "You're a lizard, Larry." What's a scientist's favorite dog breed? The labrador. Edited October 26, 2012 by Figurehead Uprise I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolls Royce 606 October 26, 2012 Share October 26, 2012 What kind of car does a ghost drive? A Chevrolet Maliboo. What does the Medic's phone say when its' done charging? I am fully charged! Wow those were awful. Signature credit to Gone AirbourneXbox Live - Sir Trollestia Steam - Sir_Trollestia Wii U - SirTrollestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 29, 2012 Share October 29, 2012 (edited) Warning, may be a little too descriptive. Then again, if you get it, you've surely lost your innocence long ago, anyway. That guy was being a dick, so I called him Meatboy. Also I tried to nail these planks together, but after several unsuccessful attempts, I was like "screw you". Plz don't murder me, I'm just trying to reconcile my hyperpervertedness with my allegiance to the derp side. Guess that means I'm a... derpervert? 6w9 Edited October 29, 2012 by Figurehead Uprise I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixter 180 October 30, 2012 Share October 30, 2012 WORST PUN EVER BY ME: I like the word wherein, but I don't wanna use it all the time, I'd run the risk of wherein it out! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddddddddddd Eye'm so clevar 1 Don't Punch! Stab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 October 30, 2012 Share October 30, 2012 Puns, puns, terrible puns! Nothing quite like them for curling your gums! So follow me, follow, down to MLPForums.com, And there let us wallow in glor-horious puns! Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubz 300 October 30, 2012 Share October 30, 2012 Just came across this one. The face is priceless, then the caption just kills it xD Can't stop laughing at it. Man that's the Ultimate 'umpy face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelvocity 211 October 30, 2012 Share October 30, 2012 Why couldn't the pirates play cards? 'Cause the captain was standing on the deck! Also, What do you call the dentist's office where the most accidents happen? AcciDental! Wait for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 1, 2012 Share November 1, 2012 What did the first floor say to the second? Stop STAIRing down at me! After birds mate, chicks hatch. It's EGGspected. My car's hood was more than scratched in the acciDENT. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 November 1, 2012 Share November 1, 2012 A farmer took his oldest pig down to the sea for a holiday. Without warning, the pig ran down into the water and began to drown. It took exactly three seconds for the farmer to rescue him. Then they went home. What's the moral of the story? You can't beach an old hog in two ticks. Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 November 1, 2012 Share November 1, 2012 What is the most dangerous kind of fish? It's not the lion fish, or the pirhana, or even any variety of shark. Those are dangerous, but not as dangerous as this fish. Selfish. (Greed is bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowTheNinja 50 November 1, 2012 Share November 1, 2012 In the extended version of the of theme song, the second verse is chock-full of pony puns... And they aren't very good. Ahem... "When danger makes me want to hide, you'll Raimbow Dash to my side. Kindness is never in short supply; once smitten, twice Fluttershy. For honesty nopony can deny; you are the Applejack of my eye. A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by, And you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie! My little pony..." Yeah... If you haven't seen the extended version, you're kinda missing out. I found it by googling my little pony lyrics (the first hit should be from a Wikia page). Things just got 20% cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 10, 2012 Share November 10, 2012 An essay about double agents conspiring to force the Doctor into eating pears is a "Con's Pear Essay". The shade of a female deer that belongs to an Arab leader is a "Shah Doe". I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Lintsalot 73 November 10, 2012 Share November 10, 2012 Dammit, you guys all ought to be punished for these lame excuses for jokes. If you don't stop, I'll be forced to punt you into next week so I can get some peace and quiet. ~Rhain the Semi-Combustible, AKA turiq or turqulis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygen 6,066 November 11, 2012 Share November 11, 2012 Oh dear the puns... Let me think of something.... Fortunate for you, I don't have any unbearable puns for you to witness. I am not very punny . Thanks to Gone Airbourne for the awesome sig! My Oc's, Ponysona, Bella Vocal Covers Blog, MLP Covers Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 11, 2012 Share November 11, 2012 (edited) Did you hear of the pegasus who crashed through a window? That must've been pane-ful. Derpy, what's in your saddlebags? Er, muffin. Absolutely muffin at all! Fortunate for youWho is Fortune, what did (s)he eat for me?I don't have any unbearable puns for you to witness. I am not very punny . I FOUND THE HIDDEN PUNS WHAT DO I WIN EDIT: A lot of Housepets! strips, especially those containing Karishad, as well as their titles or alt (mouse-over) texts. Such as this one called "boo-lean logic". Edited November 11, 2012 by Feather Spiral 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,025 November 11, 2012 Share November 11, 2012 Most of my good puns are probably too macabre, but I do remember these punny little pieces from when I was a kid. The Senses Song: And then there's this Christmas song made to improve Wakko's spelling and punctuation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO_S3ZayDNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 20, 2012 Share November 20, 2012 (edited) I forgot, a few Pokemon names are puns. Like Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff, Machop-Machoke-Machamp (with "macho"?), Shellder and Cloyster, Exeggcute and Exeggutor, Koffin and Weezin, Kricketot and Kricketune, Tynamo and Eelektrik, Houndoom, Bayleaf, Mankey, Caterpie, Tentacool, Kakuna, Krookodile, Spearow, Ninetales, Spiritomb... And even humans: Ash Ketchum, Brock and Roxanne, Sabrina (trains psychic Pokemon), and Gary Oak ("garry" being indeed a type of oak). Also these lines: "Shocking, isn't it?" ~Pr.Oak when Ash gets electrocuted by Pikachu (pilot episode) "Hey, I know. I'll use my trusty frying pan... as a drying pan!" ~Brock running under the rain with the two others (Mewtwo Returns, also search "Brock's Best Line Ever" on YouTube) EDIT: A young guy who says no to clothing is called "Nay Kid". A meal of wild berries and fresh game would be supper-natural. A phone made of reptile-derived materials can have a croco-dial. If Apple existed in prehistoric times, they could've made a Ther-iPod. EDIT: Edited November 23, 2012 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctix 73 November 20, 2012 Share November 20, 2012 What did one ocean say to another? Nothing, they just waved. Did you sea what I did there? Couldn't remember any worse puns than these... Wait, maybe one: "Puns sell buns!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcato 2,143 November 21, 2012 Share November 21, 2012 Me and my friend were in a grave yard with a school field trip. Naturally we started cracking puns. "Me: Wow, this place rots! (Rocks)" "Friend: Actually if you ask me it's very dead around here." "Me: True, this certainly isn't a very lively place..." "Friend: I hope we're not digging our own grave here." "Me: Really just about anybody could be in danger here." "Friend: If someone starts coffing just shout." 2 ~Relax and enJOY life. True joy is a BLESSING.~ ~Musician, poet, writer, and all-around storyteller~ Interests: Old literature, ancient history, MUSIC, fantasy, anime Best Pony: Tiaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 November 21, 2012 Share November 21, 2012 (edited) I was redecorating by hanging up some posters when I put a thumb tack in, and i immediately panicked and starting yelling "I'm under A TACK" Haha, get it? What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay? A BAYGULL.....hahahaha you know...because...bagel...ahem *cough* *cough*. I'll just be quiet now. Edited November 21, 2012 by Suprememessage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid 100 November 21, 2012 Share November 21, 2012 RORY: "How Much trouble are we in?" THE DOCTOR: "On a scale of one to ten, eleven." And a favorite of mine I made up: People who subscribe to magazines have issues. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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