The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Why is this forum filled with more bloby slimes? They didn't even hurt ...

I'll get the Poltergust 5000 MK.II Slimes edition.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Don't hurt?
Clearly you haven't been hugged to death by a slime yet :V

 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I wouldn't want to try that, I think I would drown!  

Edited June 16, 2018 by Wannabrony

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Nahhhhh, he's too busy nomming his wing to try to kill me 

Edited June 16, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[The_Gobo 36,257]

All I have to do is point out that they're capitalizing on the opportunity to kill me, and they wouldn't do it =w=

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I mean, I guess he could suffocate me because he's a gelatin blob, right? Though, as long as he doesn't sit down on my face I think I'll be fine 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I think they have a better chance of converting me to commie-ism than of killing me :V

 

[Well Geboren 667]

I'v got nigh'palm, stay back you ball of goo! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Oh please, as if anyone wearing a fedora could take me on :3

 

[Well Geboren 667]

Ye fiend! this is not a fedora, it is a leather top hat! I shalt have ye balls for this insult to me skills!     

Eye balls not cinchonas 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can just grow more, I'll be fine =w=

what's a 'cinchona' though? O_o

 

[Well Geboren 667]

I meant cahonas. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

They don't even know their own words, how could they kill me?
Seriously, what is that though D:

 

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

as simpleflips once said. "I'M DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Well Geboren 667]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

They don't even know their own words, how could they kill me?
Seriously, what is that though D:

 

Oh grow a pair if ya don't have any. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

1 minute ago, S' Well Borne said:

Oh grow a pair if ya don't have any. 

*GLARES AT MY SIGNATURE PIC*

[Lights Action 476]

4/10. But only because she looks like she could be a secret agent. Otherwise...0.5/10
 

[TheOpticsDuck 189]

Well, that sure looks like a big bird. 

Can he take the duck? 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

They can't take me out at all, they're only a duck :3

 

 

4 hours ago, Harper said:

-100000000000000000 / 10 

Why're they always negative T3T

lol

 

[Tao 7,597]

If this an anime like dungeon,  than I might be a little worried...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

They's a sneaky horse.
I might have issues if I'm not careful D:

 

[Randimaxis 8,652]

... lurk, lurk, lurk...

... I watches youuuuu...

... lurk, lurk, lurk...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You can't see EVERYthing a slime does :3

 

[Mirage 24,747]

A garbage bag with a face! DOOM!

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Uh oh, I may be a little screwed if it's Luna coming after me, cuz she can go into my dreams too