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  1. 1. Have you ever clopped?

    • Yes
      468
    • No
      345
  2. 2. More than once?

    • Yes
      419
    • No
      394
  3. 3. Do you consider yourself a clopper?

    • Yes
      276
    • No
      537


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If the question was mixed in with other non clop questions, then you would probably get a more reasonable result.  But that is not what this thread is about.  It cuts out all that stuff and gets right to the point.    Have you ever? More than Once?  The 3rd question is interesting because the first 2 (if yes) don't necessarily make the 3rd a yes.

 

Taken at face value,  2/3 of the people who voted don't see them self as a Clopper, even if they have prior done so.

Clop is some serious shit man...

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If the question was mixed in with other non clop questions, then you would probably get a more reasonable result.  But that is not what this thread is about.  It cuts out all that stuff and gets right to the point.    Have you ever? More than Once?  The 3rd question is interesting because the first 2 (if yes) don't necessarily make the 3rd a yes.

 

Taken at face value,  2/3 of the people who voted don't see them self as a Clopper, even if they have prior done so.

2/2 dudes also say they don't jack it once in a while. Are you expecting reliable results over a internet self servey? 

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Are you expecting reliable results over a internet self servey?

No.  Just fun thing to mention. The official Brony Survey should hold more interesting results than anything posted on these forums.

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Although it would be tricky to figure it out without directly asking, I do wonder what the ratio of cloppers to noncloppers there are for each gender/sex.

Then again, you could split up cloppers vs noncloppers into tons of different demographics I suppose.  I still would be genuinely interested in the numbers.

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If the question was mixed in with other non clop questions, then you would probably get a more reasonable result.  But that is not what this thread is about.  It cuts out all that stuff and gets right to the point.    Have you ever? More than Once?  The 3rd question is interesting because the first 2 (if yes) don't necessarily make the 3rd a yes.

 

Taken at face value,  2/3 of the people who voted don't see them self as a Clopper, even if they have prior done so.

I voted like that because, from my understanding, a clopper is one who constantly sees clop, but in my case, I still see more hentai than clop

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Just a sec. Is it clopping if it's just looking at NSFW pictures or does the person, at the very same time, also have to be playing with oneself?

 

I was actually curious about this but nopony ever answered Sun's question straight up...

 

Like, if there was a person who sat there and looked at pony erotic art and fanfiction everyday but never did the deed while viewing... are they a Clopper?

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are they a Clopper?

In my opinion no, there are some people that do that as a matter of fact I even saw this youtube video where this called himself a clopper yet said he never clopped. While I do believe the guy as it wouldn't really make sense to lie about that when you already tell the whole world through a youtube video that you watch pony porn I don't understand how someone could do that without taking matters into their own hands. I could maybe if it was a clopfic that was more story based and there weren't in it for the clop but if there is that familiar stirring down stairs I usually tend to care of it.

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I was actually curious about this but nopony ever answered Sun's question straight up...

 

Like, if there was a person who sat there and looked at pony erotic art and fanfiction everyday but never did the deed while viewing... are they a Clopper?

I don't think so... as clopping is a word for masturbating while watching this kind of stuff soooo... I wouldn't say someone who just watches this kind of stuff is a clopper...

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So what do you call someone who creates clop, but doesn't clop?  Eh, clop artist I guess?

Either that or clop author if what they create are clopfics.

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I was actually curious about this but nopony ever answered Sun's question straight up...

 

Like, if there was a person who sat there and looked at pony erotic art and fanfiction everyday but never did the deed while viewing... are they a Clopper?

Actually, it was answered but in a more indirect fashion. I think the person said that if you get off while having these ponies in your head, that's clopping. Clopping something that can be done even when the computer's turned off, in other words.

 

But more directly, if all you do is see NSFW material without doing the deed then no, that does not count as clopping.

 

There was another interesting point made in here and that is to distinguish the noun from the verb.

The noun means the NSFW material itself.

The verb means to, um, do the deed to NSFW material be it either on a screen or inside your head.

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lol...I am not attracted to cartoon ponies. I am now married, so I really don't partake in any of that kind of media anymore anyways, so what I used to do to sedate my sexual desires I no longer need to do, because of what I now have....

This reminds me of when I was asked if I was gay (I have a lot of homosexual/bi friends)...I just tell them that I find nothing attractive with boobs...because my own are so annoying....

 

There are those who do find boobs attractive, and thus with that logic, there are those who find...*ahem* plots attractive, so to each their own I say. I just won't partake, and thus I largely ignore topics about clopping or anything clop-able....

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Um, I clopped before, that if you are talking about mastrebating to R34 pics of ponies. I did it a few times, but I am not really a clopper. I think R34 shouldn't exist, or changed to if it exists, there is ponies of it.

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lol clopping is weird

 

i'll never be a cloppeh lol dey so wurd

 

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Yes, yes, and yes, but most people probably already know that :D

I agree with you. Clopping is weird, and I just found out to change my font color, I know it is off topic.

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@ghostfacekiller39, lel gosty u so weerd u clopr

 

Yes, I find it odd. No, I don't judge them. Yes I have seen R34 content before. Yes, I have actively searched for R34 content before. No, I don't want you sharing your My Little Porny with me. And no, I still have never clopped.

 

Doesn't mean the thought hasn't crossed my mind before lol but for the time being I'll stick to old fashioned human porn :lol:

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I agree with you. Clopping is weird, and I just found out to change my font color, I know it is off topic.

lol clopping is so weird

 

Thank god I don't clop. At all.

 

( :lol: Dude, I was just kiddin' around. Ah'm a clopper, and I see nothing wrong with it, just as long as you don't force it down people's throats :D )

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Yeah, I really don't like R34, especially when MLP is the subject in hand. So no, I am not a clopper, because I don't get aroused by watching some ponies having sex.

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lol...I am not attracted to cartoon ponies, but I also have an IRL sex life being married, so what I used to do to sedate my sexual desires I no longer need to do....Even back then, I would not be attracted to ponies because they are female...  

 

This reminds me of when I was asked if I was gay (I have a lot of homosexual/bi friends)...I just tell them that I find nothing attractive with boobs...because my own are so annoying....

 

There are those who do find boobs attractive, and thus with that logic, there are those who find...*ahem* plots attractive, so to each their own I say. I just won't partake, and thus I largely ignore topics about clopping or anything clop-able....

-_-

 

There's plenty of clop out there that features male ponies.  I'm not saying that such a thing should turn you into a clopper, but I think it's at least worth pointing out.

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lol clopping is so weird

 

Thank god I don't clop. At all.

 

( :lol: Dude, I was just kiddin' around. Ah'm a clopper, and I see nothing wrong with it, just as long as you don't force it down people's throats :D )

You clopped to Rarity? Just wondering, since Rarity is the pony in your avatar.

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lol clopping is so weird

 

Thank god I don't clop. At all.

 

( :lol: Dude, I was just kiddin' around. Ah'm a clopper, and I see nothing wrong with it, just as long as you don't force it down people's throats :D )

Hmmmmm, I wonder what particular pony you've clopped to xD

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You clopped to Rarity? Just wondering, since Rarity is the pony in your avatar.

Spoilered, just in case some people don't want to see my answer :D

 

 

Only pony I've ever done it to, actually.

 

I'm asexual, believe it or not; but I'd go straight for Rarity in a heartbeat :wub: I'm a HUGE fan; I was even voted #1 Rarity fan on these whole forums a couple of months back :D 

 

I've got Rarity plushies, Rarity posters, Rarity brushables, Rarity stickers on my guitar...you name it, I probably have it Rari-tized :D

 

None of the other ponies do it for me; even then, Rarity does it for me on a spiritual level rather than a sexual level :D

 

Yes, I'm weird, I know :P

 

 

 

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Spoilered, just in case some people don't want to see my answer :D

 

 

Only pony I've ever done it to, actually.

 

I'm asexual, believe it or not; but I'd go straight for Rarity in a heartbeat :wub: I'm a HUGE fan; I was even voted #1 Rarity fan on these whole forums a couple of months back :D 

 

I've got Rarity plushies, Rarity posters, Rarity brushables, Rarity stickers on my guitar...you name it, I probably have it Rari-tized :D

 

None of the other ponies do it for me; even then, Rarity does it for me on a spiritual level rather than a sexual level :D

 

Yes, I'm weird, I know :P

 

 

 

Thought so. It was kinda obivious for me. Me, I am not really fan of Rarity, I am more of a Twilight Sparkle fan, but hey, each to their own, right? Actually, I am a Princess Cadence fan. She is my favorite princess, and pony.

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