Kill the user above you in random way

[Melody Word 237]

One word: CUPCAKES.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

ah I cannot kill anything adorable you are spared once more little pony

[-Inactive- 78]

Use something to be able to actually bring myself to kill a pony then I smash a bunch of tea cups over your head, tie you up and use something to forget I locked you up to a bridge so I don't have to live with the fact I caused you to starve to death

Edited October 21, 2014 by madjack2001

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Death by getting your nose picked by Wolverine.

[Sonicwing 57]

Trampled to death by millions of tiny elephants.

[Melody Word 237]

You joined a Hippocratic ballet, but you ended up getting trampled to death.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Snuggles, Crush this poor fools bones with a forceful hug!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,322]

Straightened into an exclamation point. 

That would be lethal. Sure it would!

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Easy! I'll just. I'll. I... I'm going to put you in a future apocalyptic world that has mutated horrible beings and weird nations wielding laser and plasma weapons and kill just about everything for survival? Yeah, that'll work for sure!

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Hits Backspace.

[Kookie 135]

Eaten by a keyboard. It was so devastating that we shut keyboard food production.

[Melody Word 237]

You thought you were a bird, and when you tried to fly, you died.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

The clown launched you into space:

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

You stand in a big hole checking your ricent kill when a tanker of chocolate milk hits a tree and completely kils you by drowning in the milk

But to make sure pinkie pie drinks everything and you are lying there then a giant muffin falls from the sky and your dead body gets crushed

[PinkiePiesBestFriend 40]

Shoves shovle down your throat!!!! then steps on your head!! and punches you in the guts and cuts off your feet. 

[Star Racer 198]

Death by ebola (dont judge spelling)

Edited October 25, 2014 by Pony Brandon

[Solar prince 40]

Die by kittens

[Star Racer 198]

Die by an allergy to allergies

[Melody Word 237]

Die by allergies to the universe.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Collapse the universe on you.

[Omega Centauri 317]

Death by plastic spoon!!

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

death by a plastic flower

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

You're eaten by psychotic tacos looking for revenge on the humanity.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Drugged by a spiked version of your favourite drink, placed perfectly on a table in your home. Once you're unconscious, i move over to your home and kidnap you, shipping you over to Mexico in a tight, human-sized box. Once you've reached Mexico, i will place you in the middle of nowhere and arrange a meeting with some Mafiosos to meet up where i placed the box. I run away back home while the Mafiosos get to the box you're in, pick you up from it, and bring you to their perfectly-hidden base, where the boss person kills you personally, with some perfectly-ticklish feathers from a hawk.

[Melody Word 237]

I set out your favorite candy/bakery treat, and on your way to go eat it, you get trapped by a net. Then, I toss the net with you in it to a pack of squirrels. They want to make you the king, but then they find out your a human, and send you to fight a dragon. You lost, and the dragon ate you at a tea party