Confession Time!

[Discovery Dream 592]

I don't like the way I look :/

 

I never told my parents I had a loose tooth because as a kid I was shy and didn't want them to get overexcited.

 

I find adorkable people ludicrously attractive.

[Woohoo 34,347]

What do I have to confess...

 

1. I hate coffee

2. I've never been in a relationship and probably never will

3. I've never had a best friend

4. I actually WANT South Park to make fun of Bronies

5. I hate children

6. I hate being barefoot (Socks FTW)

7. I... F*CKING... HATE... TITANIC... I didn't even cry because it was so boring! Worst movie I ever saw (deploys shield)

8. I used to by extremely cynical (thanks to that movie I hate), but since becoming a Brony, I'm less cynical.

9. I actually hate getting presents

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I'm secretly a cat. *meow* :3

 

On a more serious note...

 

Right, i've nothing serious or more important to confess... :V

OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

I mean, I had a hunch, but I thought it'd be implolite to outright ask or sumfin.

 

 

Ot: I've nothing to confess either. :3

[Midnight Dragon 264]

I think this thread needs to come back

[Proton 565]

I'm an atheist but I haven't told my parents.

I still go to Church with them.

 

I think this thread needs to come back

Agreed.

[Midnight Dragon 264]

When it comes to fictional characters, I'm a lot like Jack Harkness from Doctor Who. Species just doesn't matter to me at that point (And even though I mostly go for the girls, sometimes a guy might get my attention *cough*Knuckles*cough*)

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

I eat everything with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

1.    Voted one of the worst cars ever made, most think it’s super ugly and terrible: but I like the styling on the AMC Pacer. I don’t think I’d actually want to own one, but I love the gold fish bowl rear end and I love those space ship rear lights. The station wagon or estate as us Brits say I didn't like but the normal hatch back I think has retro-futurustic styling which appeals to me

2.    I want to have been born mixed-race of Caucasian and African mix, I think mixed-race people are some of the most amazingly georgeous looking people on the entire earth

3.    I shaved my hair all off recently partly because Walter White did in Breaking Bad

Edited March 24, 2014 by Asherdangerdash

[Guest90210 3,568]

I liked Korn's version of One over Metallica's. Yeah, I said it.

[CT-1138 3,182]

I have...

-stolen street signs to decorate my room

-skipped class on numerous occasions in High school

-pulled the fire alarm

-spied on the girls locker room (I was preteen and curious  )

-When I was depressed, I found my pursuit for a job so hopeless that I planned a bank robbery, but never went through with it.

-I pee in the shower. It's all pipes anyway. 

-I like sticking bottle rockets in things other than bottles. 

-I had my first beer at 12. It was at a NASCAR race.

-I sometimes don't fully wash myself when I take showers. I just run the water long enough to make my parents think I'm washing behind my ears and such

-I insist that the Black Sabbath Iron Man song is about the comic book character. I don't care what anybody else says otherwise. 

-I told my entire 1st grade class that my lazy eye was actually a glass eye.

-When I was a kid, my friends and I would through rocks at cars. We were caught only once.

-I once had to infiltrate a rival forum and spy on their members to make sure the members of that forum wasn't planning any kind of attacks on the forum I was spying for. 

-On that same forum I was spying for, I was an Admin who retired because I was sick of the moderators not doing their jobs and bad things would have happened to those moderators had I stayed. Within a week of my retirement, I was betrayed and banned for a week by the two moderators I very nearly fired. I now no longer use that forum, because I feel responsible for the current conditions of it due to my own lack of action. 

-I used to legitimately enjoy those crappy movies Sci-Fi put out before it became Sy-Fy.

-My visits to the Deep Web have blunted my sensitivity to some forms of violent imagery.

-I have a fear of the paranormal/supernatural despite knowing that it's mostly make believe.

-I hate it when people use baby talk on small children who are old enough to understand normal words. Okay, your kid is 3, he can pronounce the word "bathroom" by now. 

-I hustle pool.

-I enjoy racial jokes even though I despise racism

-I hide my intelligence because I find low class humor and shenanigans (i.e: setting off fireworks in locations I'm not supposed to) more enjoyable. 

-I enjoy finding out what annoys people so I can annoy them. 

-I got suspended in 8th grade for telling a dirty joke. 

-I have an authoritative personality, but I don't like being in charge. 

-When nopony else is around... I pick my nose. 

-I drink from the milk jug on a regular basis. 

Edited March 24, 2014 by Dinos4Ever

[FluffyGoat13 375]

All right here is my confession:

 

I hold grudges, i write them down along with the associated punishment, and yes some punishments are "death". I cross off a name once i have had my revenge. I haven't killed anyone (yet) though.

[Midnight Dragon 264]

The EE&E pairing EddEddy is almost always on my mind...and I've only been a fan for what, a week? (Even crazier, I pretty much made it my otp before I'd even watched a full episode.)

Edited April 2, 2014 by Midnight Dragon

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Outwardly I'm a nice and relatively normal guy, but I have a fucked up side. Funny part is that I have no idea how it got f**ked up to start with.

Edited May 24, 2014 by Frith is Magick

[RainbowPastel 185]

I never had an episode piss me off til Somepony To Watch Over Me aired. It was personal memories. I was in the exact same situation as Applebloom when an older girl at my school thought she would be a good older sister than me. It was humiliating! I hated AJ in that episode.

 

I'm shy to strangers, but when I warm up to them I DO THE MOST CRAZIEST RETARDED S**T!!!!

 

 

I still have a grudge on someone from 6 years ago. He ruined my life and made me extremely depressed.

 

I'm bi and only my close friends know I have a gf, but I'm scared to break up with her because she's mentally ill and emotionally bullies me.

Edited April 7, 2014 by RainbowPastel

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I...kinda like it when ponies lick things.

I'm not weird, shut up. x)

[MagicalStarSwirl 15]

I liked the 4Kids dub of One Piece when I was a kid... I AM ASHAMED!

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

- I lifted over $500 of booze and cigerettes out of a convenience store with a buddy of mine (it was actually a toxic relationship)

 

- Spent a week in jail

 

- got bailed

 

- plead guilty

 

- am on probation

 

...but I tell everyone that.

 

...I did lots of drugs.

[Swirl 90]

Okay, prepare for this mammoth confession list:

1. I like the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black (I'd keep bringing it up ironically each week, and to my horror I found I genuinely enjoyed it ).

2. My online life is so separate from my real life none of my friends know about it (and at times I feel like Hannah Montana).

3. Though I hate most pop music, I secretly like P!nk and Katy Perry songs.

4. I kinda hate Rarity. :|

5. I kinda like the Twilight/Flash Sentry shipping (only as ponies though...human shipping is weird because Twilight isn't really a human).

6. Finn and Flame Princess on Adventure Time are my OTP, despite them breaking up.

7. I consider the ending of the Merlin series to be uncanon as it was simply dreadful, in my opinion.

8. I'm bisexual.

9. I kinda hate Rose in Doctor Who now because she keeps frigging coming back and the Doctor spent 2 series moping about her, despite Martha and Donna being awesomesauce.

10. Agro from Shadow of the Colossus is best pony because nopony I know could face off 5 Colossi and not get injured at all.

11. I commonly refer to Celestia as "Trollestia".

12. I think the Hunger Games is overrated.

 

Whew, that's a load off my chest.

[DJShy 873]

I was too lazy to get up and Put away the flaming hot cheetos and I ended up eating all of them.

 

You! You sir/madam are a legend! I can never eat even one 'cause they are too hot for me.

 

 

As for my confession, I'm sad to say that I wish someone would make a Fluttershy plushie with a 'special' hole in it like the Lyra plushie from a few years back. At least I think it was a few years. Feels like it. Also I'm a clopper.

Edited April 9, 2014 by DJ Shy-3

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,304]

1. I am a supporter of pedophilia (I am not one, and I'm not talking about child rapists). If you have questions about this, I'd rather you ask me about it, than judge me.
2. There is something I commonly joke about that I'm actually not kidding about. I'm not going to say what it is, and if you ask me about what I'm talking about, I'll pretend it's just a joke.
3. I like Smile HD and Cupcakes HD, for reasons of shock value (And the music)
4. I was arguably the cause of someone's suicide. Not because I was a bully or anything, but because I wasn't there when phe needed me. That's the main reason that I am so accepting of everyone, no matter who you are, especially if no one else will listen to you.

5. The only reason that I'm never depressed is because I absorb my anger. Probably not healthy. 

6. I am a supporter of incest (See note for 1)

7. I am a clopper. (Big surprise, I know.)

8. I am not a furry, but I want to be one, solely for the title of furry.

9. I do not respect transvestites (Hold on) because I don't like the idea that "Male clothing" and "Female clothing", or other articles/accessories based on gender exist. To be clear, I have nothing against them; The whole idea of being a transvestite is that gender doesn't bind you to one lifestyle, and I like to think I'm taking this one step further. If you have a problem with this, please tell me, as I really don't want to be offending anyone.

10. I am neutral on transgender and transsexualism, but I feel the same way about cisgender people. I am transgender myself, but I'm non-binary, because I don't like being confined to a gender. Also, I try to use "Phe", "Hir", and "Mx" for anyone, be they transgender, transsexual,or cisgender.

I think that's it, but if I can think of any more, I'll add them.

Again, I'm sure many of you will dislike some of these things, but PLEASE ask me about them before you judge me. Thank you

11. I love /b/.

Edited April 9, 2014 by 00000000000000000000

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

1. I am a supporter of pedophilia (I am not one, and I'm not talking about child rapists). If you have questions about this, I'd rather you ask me about it, than judge me.

2. There is something I commonly joke about that I'm actually not kidding about. I'm not going to say what it is, and if you ask me about what I'm talking about, I'll pretend it's just a joke.

3. I like Smile HD and Cupcakes HD, for reasons of shock value (And the music)

4. I was arguably the cause of someone's suicide. Not because I was a bully or anything, but because I wasn't there when phe needed me. That's the main reason that I am so accepting of everyone, no matter who you are, especially if no one else will listen to you.

5. The only reason that I'm never depressed is because I absorb my anger. Probably not healthy. 

6. I am a supporter of incest (See note for 1)

7. I am a clopper. (Big surprise, I know.)

8. I am not a furry, but I want to be one, solely for the title of furry.

9. I do not respect transvestites (Hold on) because I don't like the idea that "Male clothing" and "Female clothing", or other articles/accessories based on gender exist. To be clear, I have nothing against them; The whole idea of being a transvestite is that gender doesn't bind you to one lifestyle, and I like to think I'm taking this one step further. If you have a problem with this, please tell me, as I really don't want to be offending anyone.

10. I am neutral on transgender and transsexualism, but I feel the same way about cisgender people. I am transgender myself, but I'm non-binary, because I don't like being confined to a gender. Also, I try to use "Phe", "Hir", and "Mx" for anyone, be they transgender, transsexual,or cisgender.

I think that's it, but if I can think of any more, I'll add them.

Again, I'm sure many of you will dislike some of these things, but PLEASE ask me about them before you judge me. Thank you

11. I love /b/.

I'd like to hear your reasoning behind 1 and 6.

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,304]

I'd like to hear your reasoning behind 1 and 6.

Sure thing. One sec, this might take a while, I'll add it in an edit...

 

For 1:

I'm a huge supporter of homosexuality, and one of the most common responses I've gotten from homophobes was something like "Well, then, what if I like little kids? I mean, it's who I love, right?" For a long time, all I could say in my defense was "It's not the same thing, and you know that". I knew that I hadn't given a fair answer. After a while, I questioned why exactly people were against pedophilia. I did a survey, and the main responses, other than "It's just wrong", said something like "Little kids can be taken advantage of, and haven't developed enough to make that decision on their own". That made sense, but then, what about things like cartoon child porn? There's no real child in a situation like that, but people still don't like it. In fact, things like Loli are illegal in some places. In my note about rape, I am using the denotative definition, minus statutory rape. This means that even without a clear "No", if the child is against it, it is rape, and that is something I am wholeheartedly against. I would go into more detail about the idea that children aren't able to realize what exactly is happening to them, but my logic behind that would definitely break some site rules, so I can't.

Do you see my reasoning? If you have specific arguments about anything I've said, PLEASE tell me. I really don't want you to dislike me over this. 

Now for 6; This will probably be faster.

For 6:

Really, I feel even more strongly about Incest than I do pedophiles, because there's no lack of mental development in it. There are two main things people have against incest: It's morally wrong, and the biological reason.

For the moral thing:

I'm not going to take the argument "It's just wrong" into account, because you can't really argue that. Usually, people shun incest because it makes things awkward. That's why I have no incestual traits. However, if someone is willing to take that chance and love someone in their family, then that's fine with me. If the other family member doesn't want it, then the relationship, if sex is involved, is no different than rape. Again, I am wholeheartedly against that. It would need to be a mutual relationship. Since so many people are against it, this almost never happens, which in my opinion is the reason homosexual people have gotten so much further than incestual people. 

For the biological reason:

Yes, incest might make disabled offspring. Obviously, that's not fair to the child. However, if someone loved a person who had a gene problem that could be carried on to their offspring, like a mental disability or an organ problem, I doubt many people would shun them for having children. The same goes for incest.

I think I covered most of it, but forgot something. If you have any more questions, please ask! 

Edited April 9, 2014 by 00000000000000000000

[Guest]

Okay lol

 

I pee in the shower

I'm really bossy/the dominate one in relationships. Why? No idea.... but no one's ever challenged it

I get annoyed every time I see Fluttershy

I've been in like, 3 or 4 fist fights

I'd rather tell people what I think, and them like me for it, then be fake and have friends who like me for the WRONG reasons

I don't cry often

I've been through a lot of bad shit, but I'm a survivor, not a victim

I'm a rape survivor. I was raped by my mom's boyfriend as a kid close to 10 times

I was secretly happy when my mom died, because I knew I'd have a better life

I have nightmares about my mom almost weekly, and I always see her dead... but she talks to me and I know what she says and stuff

I have trypophobia and I hate things with small clusters of holes, makes my skin crawl

I'm not perfect, but I'm happy with myself and no one can change that

[Thrashy 2,800]

1. I am a supporter of pedophilia (I am not one, and I'm not talking about child rapists). If you have questions about this, I'd rather you ask me about it, than judge me.

 

I think I know exactly what you mean by this. "Supporting" pedophilia isn't exactly what I'd call it, but what I think you're getting at is that pedophiles who know better than to act upon their urges - which they can't help any more than a lesbian can help being attracted to women - don't deserve to be demonized as though they were actual child molesters. Am I on the right track? If so, I must confess that I agree wholeheartedly.

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,304]

I think I know exactly what you mean by this. "Supporting" pedophilia isn't exactly what I'd call it, but what I think you're getting at is that pedophiles who know better than to act upon their urges - which they can't help any more than a lesbian can help being attracted to women - don't deserve to be demonized as though they were actual child molesters. Am I on the right track? If so, I must confess that I agree wholeheartedly.

That's pretty much exactly what I'm saying, unless the child is unarguably at the mental level of making their own choice.

You could have saved me ten minutes of typing xD