Confession Time!

[PsychedelicPony 440]

I have a list of all the different drugs I've done, not including multiple times, I have 28 listed although there may be more I have forgotten and not listed. Also I have since been clean, not doing any drug but weed for about 7 months and weed for 3 months.

[Vermillion 613]

1 time i forgot it was 420 

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

-Back when I used to smoke, I used to steal money from my mothers purse and go down the all night petrol station and buy cigarettes

 

-I used to have the hots really bad for Bart Simpson

 

-I don’t care about Dr Who

 

-I love heights

[Lagom 204]

I watched Geordie Shore and the only reasons why I watched it was, because I felt better about myself which is horrible and mean. Also when I get to the bottom of boredom, I listen to very and meaningless pop songs (which I already do) and 99 % of the time I'm on here, I should study.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

I'm not big into the labels out there (and don't necessarily fit the criteria for this or that one), so I'll just say I'm unusually fond of cartoon ponies.  This preceded the recent show by, I think, a number of years, but this newer art style gifted them with anime girl eyes   and made them adorable-er overall.  So now I'm *really* in trouble lol.  I make eyes at Rainbow Dash on occasion, but darnit she never notices!!!1!  "Furry" didn't really take with me, but I have found myself drawn more to anthro horse ladies / hooved characters.

 

I like, what I call, "creature girls."  Harpies, sphinxes, Medusa (queen of them all xD), mermaids, etc.

 

I've crushed on a number of cartoon mice; specifically Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers.  My boyhood crushes were almost entirely non-human animated characters xD.

 

I'm fonder, in general, of spiders and cats than I am of humans.

 

I...  Have fairly severe obsessive compulsive disorder.  This may not sound very confession-y, but I often feel weird talking about it.  I think I'm comparably more comfortable discussing my cartoon mice crushes lol.  Thank you, anonymity!

 

I'd like to cross dress just once.  It's important for me to know...  Would I be a Dave Foley or a Kevin McDonald of the Kids in the Hall comedy troupe?  There's almost ALWAYS that one guy that can kind of pull it off xD.  I fear I might even be a Terry Jones or John Cleese.  Both very funny, very unconvincing "women" lol.  Spam, spam, and more spam!

 

Did I have good ones!???!? xD  Wanted to quote the Cash song: "Shot a man in Reno..."  But that would be lying.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I've crushed on a number of cartoon mice; specifically Gadget Hackwrench from Rescue Rangers. My boyhood crushes were almost entirely non-human animated characters xD.

Mrs. Brisby is best mouse.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

I'm "very easily impressed" with fanart where Sweetie Belle is grown up and matured.

 

 

Erm... You can't blame me, right? <.<

Edited May 12, 2014 by SunBurn

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

I completely forgot about this site up until a number of days ago, lel.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

When I first saw the trailer for EqG, Sunset Shimmer struck me as one of those girls who will "violate" other boys to assert her dominance.

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Nothing to see here

Edited July 30, 2014 by Moonlight Magician

[RrVPfX9cPtw59FpC 1,304]

Whew, I have a long list so bear with me everypony! -_-

 

-I talk to myself when i'm alone

-I usually have arguments with my older brother. Let's just say we are frenemies

-I fear of using urinals mainly because of my dick size ( )

-I often fantasize about making out with certain guys

-One time I tried to look under a stall someone was in when I went to a public bathroom

-I ate my boogers when I was little

-I often make snarky and negative comments when someone I don't like talks

-I often think about how my dick size matches up with other guys

-I am insecure about my sexuality

-I consider myself bi although i'm not completely sure about my sexuality

-I made my little cousin cry once I completely regretted it

-I'm sometimes inappropriate in certain situations

-I think my voice sounds girly (my cousin even told me so)

-I try my best to look happy in school, but I really hold back my true feelings

-I tend to hold grudges

-I didn't like The Hobbit ( )

-I procrastinate A LOT!!!

-I wish I was taller. I feel like a child at school

-I think I have a crush on my guy cousin and I hate myself for it (he doesn't know yet )

-I tried to kill my sister over a phone call when I was young (of course, I completely regretted it :( )

 

So, yeah. I'm a pretty messed up pony

 

Oh yes, and one more:

-I think farting is cute

Whoa...

Hold on...

Dude, that's not cool.

You didn't like The Hobbit?

What kind of twisted, messed up brain do you have?

You need serious psychiatric help. STAT.

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Whoa...

Hold on...

Dude, that's not cool.

You didn't like The Hobbit?

What kind of twisted, messed up brain do you have?

You need serious psychiatric help. STAT.

I just didn't like it. It's probably because it wasn't my type of book. Honestly, J.R.R. Tolkien is an amazing writer! (Probably didn't spell the name right)

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Damn...I forgot this thread existed and made a thread too much like it. (Minister Kel's Religious Services)

 

I have to do something about that.

 

Oh well...while I'm here I must confess, I've called my cat a whore for getting pregnant.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

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Edited May 2, 2015 by Frith is Magick

[mars 4,862]

Confessions... confessions.

 

• Never seen: Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Sixteen Candles, Indiana Jones, all the classics.
• I got into an argument because someone thought Dreamworks and Disney were the same company. I will fight you on this.
• I thrive on attention, and constantly seek it. Yes, I guess I am an attention whore.
• I say sorry constantly.
• I held a grudge on my childhood bully for five years. He apologized to me, and I didn't forgive him.
• I had braces for eight years because my mom was too lazy to take me to my dentist appointments most times.
• My eyebrow game is weak
• I didn't shave my legs for three years because I wanted an excuse to not wear shorts or dresses
• If I'm without my phone for more than an hour, I begin going through withdrawal.
• I name all my electronics.

[Miles 2,512]

Okay, so, upon reading a few of the latter pages of this, I want to add some more (I do believe I posted to this, like several pages back but idr for sure, lol)...

So... something that might give some of y'all a 'gross' face and maybe some 'eww yucks'... Well, being a country boy, and having been around people who do it alot.  I use chew/dip tobacco.  Yeah, I know, I know.  Some of you city slickers may not understand.  And, tbh, even I will admit, it is kinda gross, especially the spitting.  But, hey, everyone's got their confessions.  I just felt after reading some other pony's confessions that this confession of mine may not be as bad.  Idk.  Sorry if it grosses you out to know.

 

 

You probably won't care to know what tobacco is my normal go-to chew. So, don't click the next spoiler if you don't care to know.

Grizzly Wintergreen pouches are what I normally buy. If they're sold out I'll get Skoal or Timber Wolf.

 

 

[SCS 7,537]

As much as I want some kind of romantic connection with a woman, I never get my shit together about it and force myself to go out and look for it. My fear always gets in the way. I have less of a problem with that on the internet, but the same fear still exists. 

 

I guess some part of me still holds out hope that it'll just "happen to me" some day. I really doubt it, honestly, but who knows. 

 

Hooray for a society in which men are expected to make the first move no matter what.

 

I guess that's my confession. I just think it's interesting how much I want something that seems so basic and fundamental, yet at the same time feeling like it's completely beyond my reach.

[Ac3xAssasin 453]

lets see

 

1. I enjoy solitude.

2. I swear...alot

3. and I have quite a bit of road rage.

[Banul 3,831]

The recent Hobbit movie and it's equal are two of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen

[Minepro 107]

I have some very valuable things sitting in my room doing nothing(demo disc of Sonic adventure 2 DC, Dead Space 2 collector's edition, and vintage Soap Shoes)

 

I have also lost EVERY SINGLE storage device for my laptop that I have gotten this past year and still can't find them.

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

Okay, here's some MLP related ones:

 

 

 

-I love Derpy Hooves.

-If I had the money, I would buy some MLP plush toys. Yet they don't have any good ones at a store near me. 

-Since I don't have the money to buy a plush or two, I use a pillow as an alternative.

-Thanks to the part in MMMystery on the Friendship Express where Pinkie the whole cake, I thought fatty ponies were cute. I'm possibly the only person in the history of the world who would think so, and I'm not going to even bother to see if anyone else does too because I don't FEEL like it. 

 

 

 

Here's some non-MLP related ones too.

 

 

 

-I was bored so I put emoticons at the end of every confession. 

- I actually can't think of any other confessions.

 

 

Edited November 9, 2014 by Kilobyte The Pony

[WindhoekCroak 3]

There you go I confessd

 

Whew, I have a long list so bear with me everypony! -_-

-I talk to myself when i'm alone
-I usually have arguments with my older brother. Let's just say we are frenemies
-I fear of using urinals mainly because of my dick size ( )
-I often fantasize about making out with certain guys
-One time I tried to look under a stall someone was in when I went to a public bathroom
-I ate my boogers when I was little
-I often make snarky and negative comments when someone I don't like talks
-I often think about how my dick size matches up with other guys
-I am insecure about my sexuality
-I consider myself bi although i'm not completely sure about my sexuality
-I made my little cousin cry once I completely regretted it
-I'm sometimes inappropriate in certain situations
-I think my voice sounds girly (my cousin even told me so)
-I try my best to look happy in school, but I really hold back my true feelings
-I tend to hold grudges
-I didn't like The Hobbit ( )
-I procrastinate A LOT!!!
-I wish I was taller. I feel like a child at school
-I think I have a crush on my guy cousin and I hate myself for it (he doesn't know yet )
-I tried to kill my sister over a phone call when I was young (of course, I completely regretted it :( )

So, yeah. I'm a pretty messed up pony

Oh yes, and one more:
-I think farting is cute

you just went all out there

[Moonlight Magician 494]

There you go I confessd

 

you just went all out there

Well, yeah, I did Now I kinda want to delete it all

[QuasarBeam 135]

When I was a kid, my mom always set my younger sister and I up on playdates with horrible children.  One kid (who was insanely wealthy) had an extremely irritating younger brother who was the definition of spoiled.  He used to rip my Pokemon silver game out of my gameboy as I was playing it and run and hide it somewhere so when after a visit from him where I could not find it, I was furious.  I honestly thought he stole it.  When we went to his house the next visit, I went to his room, found 'my' silver game and snuck it back home, writing my name on it in sharpie.  A few weeks later.... I found my game while cleaning up my room. Whoops.  I then gave the stolen game to one of my neighbor friends who didn't have a copy yet.  I was praised for donating toys 'out of the goodness of my heart".

[Tetris 115]

I erm um.....yea

I read fakku comics at 11 and enjoyed them

I stole a 40$ solar light once

I thinks I is ugly

And I kinda like 4chan