Ask Rainbow Dad!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Waitaminute... Has Rainbow Dash ever been so stubborn that she flat-out ignored her bladder?!!

 

 - Ganaram Inukskuk (is a little too curious)

[King Kenan 18]

It was a "she", I swear. <_<,  

 

Anyway, she was just a unicorn I knew in college. Blue fur, dark blue mane, laid back, a bit of an intellectual. I was attending college in Canterlot at the time, since I needed a few classes for my degree in Wumbology that weren't offered in Cloudesdale. We met when I needed a tutor for a class I was having a hard time with.

 

We saw each other for a couple semesters, until I got a sports scholarship and decided to change my major. I moved back to Cloudesdale, and we contintued to see each other for a couple months after. But...well, we couldn't keep a long-distance relationship going. We had a couple big fights, and eventually decided to go our seperate ways.

 

That was years ago. I don't know what really happened since then, but I hear he has a wife and and a couple kids now. I-I mean, she has a wife and a-er, I mean she has a husband and...

 

*blushes* Can we move on to the next question now?

 

 

Not since middle school. Can't say that I have. Rainbow Dash, on the other hoof...

 

Nah, I shouldn't say. That wouldn't be nice. x3

 

 

fair enough so have you spend any quality time with your daughter latly.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Waitaminute... Has Rainbow Dash ever been so stubborn that she flat-out ignored her bladder?!!

 

 - Ganaram Inukskuk (is a little too curious)

 

I haven't actually observed that happen to her, but I'm sure if it did, she'd do everything in her power to make sure I never found out about it.

 

fair enough so have you spend any quality time with your daughter latly.

 

Not as much as I would like. >_<

[King Kenan 18]

I haven't actually observed that happen to her, but I'm sure if it did, she'd do everything in her power to make sure I never found out about it.

 

 

Not as much as I would like. >_<

I Think you should start while you have the chance

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Where did you go to school?

[Jadefire 2,797]

I Think you should start while you have the chance

 

Try telling that to her.

 

But...you're right. I should try to do something more before this becomes too big of a habit.

 

Where did you go to school?

 

Which school? I went to high school at Humilis High, I went to college at the Cumulonimbus Community College of Cloudesdale, and briefly transferred over to the Canterlot Center for Creativity, before transferring back to Uncinus University.

[King Kenan 18]

Try telling that to her.

 

But...you're right. I should try to do something more before this becomes too big of a habit.

 

 

Which school? I went to high school at Humilis High, I went to college at the Cumulonimbus Community College of Cloudesdale, and briefly transferred over to the Canterlot Center for Creativity, before transferring back to Uncinus University.

thats the spirit I think

 

so does firefly spend time with her.

[Ianpiersonjdavis 513]

What are your thoughts on alternate versions of your daughter like the one Twilight allegedly met in the 'human' world?

[Hastur 505]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c55NfkNCUA0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc55NfkNCUA0%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded#t=172

 

The guy in red knocks on your front door and rainbow dash answers the door, what do you do?

[Jadefire 2,797]

thats the spirit I think

 

so does firefly spend time with her.

 

She did, back in the day. *sigh* I'm afraid my dear Firefly is no longer with us.

 

What are your thoughts on alternate versions of your daughter like the one Twilight allegedly met in the 'human' world?

 

As long as they keep on top of their responsibilities and stay away from teenage boys, then me and my alternate selves won't have to lay down the pandimensional law.

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c55NfkNCUA0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc55NfkNCUA0%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded#t=172

 

The guy in red knocks on your front door and rainbow dash answers the door, what do you do?

 

Probably make a mental note to get my medication changed, since giant hairless monkeys in funky clothes are appearing up on my doorstep.

[Hastur 505]

 

 

 

Probably make a mental note to get my medication changed, since giant hairless monkeys in funky clothes are appearing up on my doorstep.

You wouldn't be scared, at all? 

[Jadefire 2,797]

You wouldn't be scared, at all? 

 

I would be if Rainbow Dash wasn't present. If she can handle giant dragons and tornadoes and what-have-you, then I think she can handle a hairless monkey.

[Hastur 505]

I would be if Rainbow Dash wasn't present. If she can handle giant dragons and tornadoes and what-have-you, then I think she can handle a hairless monkey.

Dude, he can make a meteorite easily, he makes Dragons out of fire, he can summon fire from he'll.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Dude, he can make a meteorite easily, he makes Dragons out of fire, he can summon fire from he'll.

 

My daughter can summon nuclear blasts by striking the target at Mach 1, and she and her friends can turn gods into stone.

[Hastur 505]

My daughter can summon nuclear blasts by striking the target at Mach 1, and she and her friends can turn gods into stone.

With all due respect, that is a sonic boom not a nuke and that takes time, and doesn't she need her friends who need the elements which they don't just carry around, to turn him to stone, which also takes time?

[King Kenan 18]

She did, back in the day. *sigh* I'm afraid my dear Firefly is no longer with us.

 

 

As long as they keep on top of their responsibilities and stay away from teenage boys, then me and my alternate selves won't have to lay down the pandimensional law.

 

 

Probably make a mental note to get my medication changed, since giant hairless monkeys in funky clothes are appearing up on my doorstep.

 

I'm deeply sorry how did it happen?

[Hastur 505]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ylVRGttEW4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9ylVRGttEW4

 

Your thoughts?