Funny things you said when you were a child?

[FalconBrony 290]

"How do fish breathe underwater?" 

~~5 year old me pondering the toughest questions of the universe

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

I have no memory of this, but my mom, dad, and brother all insist it's true.

Allegedly, when I was four or five, I took my brother's slippers and stuffed them in the toilet. (Stuffed them way down!) I'm supposed to have then said.

"How do you like your slippers now?"

 

I was a little bit*h angel.

 

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,585]

2 minutes ago, cuteycindyhoney said:

I was a little bit*h angel.

Sounds like something I woulda done, too!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

On 5/27/2019 at 12:13 PM, Cash In said:

I remember that when I was 7, I heard one of my friends say the word 'sexy'. I initially thought that the word was an insult or something, though I didn't bother to find out what it actually meant. I had went up to a group of girls at school and had called them sexy. They proceeded to laugh and run off, though I never realised why until years later.

OMG. That just remind me of something I REMEMBER saying. I was walking home from school one day with my best friend. My mother had a 'talk' with me after I saw two dogs 'doin' the deed'. I told my friend

"I know how to make a baby."

Yup, I just said it right out like that for no reason.

Some big girls (High school) heard me, and did they ever start laughing!

 

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

My dad took me to the university's observatory when I was 8. I got to see Saturn through the telescope. When I saw it, I told  dad that it looked like Saturn had ring around the collar. He had a good laugh at that.

[Rainbow Dash Swag 285]

I used to say “oh shit!” Whenever I dropped something 

i think those were my first words

[Nsxile 25,679]

I'd tell you, if I could remember them.

[TheRockARooster 47,308]

I used to say ‘take a picture of me’ to my father when he had the video camera out.

 

And used to to yell out quite often.

 

And when I was really little and wanted a piece of toast, I used to say ‘toaster’.

[Shiki 5,853]

I called dogs "doggins" because my grandfather would always tell me to "bring the dogs in" from outside in their pen and I just thought they were doggins.

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Uh... well, whenever we'd play baseball (which I apparently did, I was like 3 when this happened so I have no memory of this)... instead of saying "strike", I'd say "peh". No idea where that came from, but my family has footage and recordings, so. :v

That and I once explained to my little sister that the term "medieval" referred to actions that were halfway between good and evil. I was like 7, but somehow she remembered that and now it's a running joke in my family.

[Mini 451]

when I was in kindergarten I used to call certain things by the sound of the first letter

For example I called vegemite "v" (as in I'd make the 'v' sound).

I called peanut butter "p" ("puh") too

 

so I used to say to my mum that I want a sandwich with "puh" on it

Edited July 22, 2019 by mini