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I really don't like gore fics. But I LOVE dark adventure fanfics. I really like Spitfire, but I'm not exactly a fan of Rainbow Dash. And I think Zecora is one of the most entertaining characters ever introduced.  :D

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Let's see...there was one night where I woke up nuzzling my pillow because I thought it was Twilight Sparkle. Disappointment ensued. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

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It's obviously not a secret, as most people here have the same interest, but I want to escape reality and live in Equestria.

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Okay, I guess it's about time I confessed this...   I sometimes fantasize about making out with Rainbow Dash

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Time for another confession.
I love Octavia wearing socks. She is so much sexy in them. Well...except Vinyl Scratch.

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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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• I sometimes act like a total girl. I cant help but being amazed at how frickin cute Fluttershy and Dashie can be.

• I don't like shopping at Hot Topic. I just don't like the environment.

• Clopping is probably the weirdest (and most disgusting) thing ever.

• I don't watch PMVs, fan videos and music, or anything pony related besides a couple fanfics and the show itself. I don't know why though.

• I'm sometimes ashamed to call myself a Brony because of how immature some people can be.

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Rainbow S.D.

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I have a question for you cloppers. What makes pony porn sexy or attractive?

My other confession

 

 

This may seem obssessive...

 

 

This is on my phone as I'm typing this right now...

 

 

OK, here we go...

 

 

I have the entire Season 4 on my phone, with 100+ images of pony reaction images.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Youtube Channel


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I think gore is way more offensive than clop. I feel sort of sad whenever I see it (Don't care if you like it, though. Do whatever you want )

 

I used to think bronies were losers, no exceptions. That was before I binge watched the whole series in a couple of days. I'm much less judgemental now.

 

I don't like reading fan fiction. Admittedly I don't try it that often, but the times I have we're a little..meh.

 

I thought the show got a lot better after season one.

 

I'm super uncomfortable talking about MLP offline. My friends know I watch, but it's like a don't ask don't tell situation.

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• Clopping is probably the weirdest (and most disgusting) thing ever.

This is mostly just me busting out my new, sort-of-official catchphrase lol:

Are you new to the internet?  And it comes with a wink because I just now decided. ;)

 

I have a question for you cloppers. What makes pony porn sexy or attractive?

To be honest (and this is just me talking 'bout me), it doesn't even have to be porn in order to be those things.  It can be something entirely show-derived and relatively innocent; which means the ponehs themselves are what's sexy and attractive.  I mean...  They're women with big, gorgeous eyes that publicly trot about on all fours in the nude.  And I've had a thing for girls with hooves / anthro equines for a while now (preceding even FIM), so there's that contributing factor.  And because butts!  FIM is a nonstop parade of poneh butts - it just is.  The pornography - and I'm super picky about it - has the added benefit of including things that they probably couldn't get away with on a kids' show.

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Thanks to pony porn, I now have a another new fetish.

Socks. That's right.

 

 

Socks

I have a question for you cloppers. What makes pony porn sexy or attractive?

Its porn. Simple as that.

My other confession

 

 

This may seem obssessive...

 

 

This is on my phone as I'm typing this right now...

 

 

OK, here we go...

 

 

I have the entire Season 4 on my phone, with 100+ images of pony reaction images.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pffft...

 

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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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This is mostly just me busting out my new, sort-of-official catchphrase lol:

Are you new to the internet?  And it comes with a wink because I just now decided. ;)

 

 

To be honest (and this is just me talking 'bout me), it doesn't even have to be porn in order to be those things.  It can be something entirely show-derived and relatively innocent; which means the ponehs themselves are what's sexy and attractive.  I mean...  They're women with big, gorgeous eyes that publicly trot about on all fours in the nude.  And I've had a thing for girls with hooves / anthro equines for a while now (preceding even FIM), so there's that contributing factor.  And because butts!  FIM is a nonstop parade of poneh butts - it just is.  The pornography - and I'm super picky about it - has the added benefit of including things that they probably couldn't get away with on a kids' show.

I'm not new, I just think its weird. But then again I quit watching porn altogether a while ago. Still, in the real world, most people will think it's disgusting.

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This is mostly just me busting out my new, sort-of-official catchphrase lol:

Are you new to the internet?  And it comes with a wink because I just now decided. ;)

 

To be honest (and this is just me talking 'bout me), it doesn't even have to be porn in order to be those things.  It can be something entirely show-derived and relatively innocent; which means the ponehs themselves are what's sexy and attractive.  I mean...  They're women with big, gorgeous eyes that publicly trot about on all fours in the nude.  And I've had a thing for girls with hooves / anthro equines for a while now (preceding even FIM), so there's that contributing factor.  And because butts!  FIM is a nonstop parade of poneh butts - it just is.  The pornography - and I'm super picky about it - has the added benefit of including things that they probably couldn't get away with on a kids' show.

Thanks for the info! :squee:

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I think everyone does that with a plushie. :lol:   :ph34r:

I don't have one, so I rolled up a blanket and pretended it was Fluttershy. :(

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I admit it! I am deeply in love with ???????????????????

I admit it! I am deeply in love with ???????????????????

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Behold the massiveness of my MLP porno collection:

 

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I'm the pickiest person in the world lol.  This doesn't count stuff that's a leetle naughty, but that's all the could-be-considered-porn stuff I've collected after perusing thousands of thumbnails. xD

 

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Erm...well. I'm new to the forums and the fandom in general but I figured I should join when I my dreams started being set in Equestria and involving the Mane 6 as well as OCs from the Ponyfinder RPG I'm part of...sooo...deepest darkest secrets lead to fun times on forums!

 

Oh ya. And a little of the clop...That's a pretty big secret thing I guess although apparently not so much 15 minutes into having an account and having first visited this site....But I personally think the clop appeal comes from another source too (besides the physical which has already been stated). It's an element, for me at least, of relative (canonical?) innocence with regards to the actual show episodes. For the clop/ships I enjoy, there isn't malice, manipulation, anger, or anything really negative about the interactions and that, for me, makes it strangely more genuine feels between the characters portrayed than more mundane porn. Physical + psychological makes clopping an occasional interest for me.

 

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I have a question for you cloppers. What makes pony porn sexy or attractive?

My other confession

 

 

This may seem obssessive...

 

 

This is on my phone as I'm typing this right now...

 

 

OK, here we go...

 

 

I have the entire Season 4 on my phone, with 100+ images of pony reaction images.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Porn is porn, no matter the packaging

Some people like it, some people don't, and everyone goes on their merry way.

 

That's the dream, anyway.

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I think gore is way more offensive than clop. I feel sort of sad whenever I see it (Don't care if you like it, though. Do whatever you want )

 

I don't like reading fan fiction. Admittedly I don't try it that often, but the times I have we're a little..meh.

 

I thought the show got a lot better after season one.

^ I believe we more or less agree on all of the above.

 

Confessions-in-a-spoiler because it's more fun / builds anticipation lol:

 

I like that the ponyladies are flat / smooth-chested.  Not that I've anything against breasts - they just aren't everything.  I think Rainbow Dash's belly / pudge that you sometimes see is attractive.  I try to memorize especially good "plot" moments, and I think of these as "plot points."

 

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I don't clop to Fluttershy. I prefer Rainbow Dash or Applejack. I mean Rarity is okay, but I'm more of athletic pony type.

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I think this is a smexy picture:

 

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Show-derived lol. xD

 

^ I posted that pic before the now-nonexistent "cloppers only" thread was shut down, and I considered - at least for a moment or three - that it might have been that pic that got it shut down. xD

 

Please don't shut down this thread.  It makes me happy in my heart.

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I steal mints from the concierge of a hotel and use them to bet in the Russian Mafia's underground Chutes and Ladder casino.

 

Nope, I lied.

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I steal mints from the concierge of a hotel and use them to bet in the Russian Mafia's underground Chutes and Ladder casino.

What??? You can't be seri-

 

Nope, I lied.

Oh good, thought you were being serious. Wrong thread for talking about this, this is the "My Little Pony" confessions thread, not the "illegal Russian Mafia gambling with the usage of mints" confessions thread. That is most likely in General Discussions  :D (Knowing how insane this fandom is I wouldn't be surprised...)

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Alright,ive got another one. Tho this one may be slightly obvious if you've caught a select few of my posts.

 

 

 

I have a slight...obsession with a certain mare in a certain state of mind.

 

 

 

Now mind you i in no way love nor care for her on the level i do my master Pinkie but still.. 

 

 

 

Here she is...

 

 

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Also i love her dead-crazy stare in this photo :wub:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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