Last game you played is your life story

[BlueVeil 40]

OK, it's been a while since i've posted something, so, last game you've played is your life story. So, I'm pretty excited for the results

[Discordian 6,015]

Lost Odyssey.

 

I am an immortal who has had many experiences both beautiful and painful. Hellz. Yes.

 

Speaking of, I should get back to that. I'm almost through disc 2 from what my friend has told me. Lovin' the game.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Batman: Arkham City

 

A billionaire playboy who has a butler, sidekicks, a batmobile, and many gadges including money who fights devious and caniving villains who plan to defeat the Batman and take over Gotham City.

[An Old Head 4,816]

Incredipede?!

 

Probably the worst possible option. If you don't know what Incredipede is, here's a video:

 

(warning: possible strong language)

 

I guess being able to grow limbs and muscles whenever I wish might be handy at times; but having to navigate levels like in the video in order to save my lost sisters would be really tough. I also think this game has a bad ending... not sure though.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

Pokémon Soul Silver

 

I'm an aspiring young trainer who strives to be the best trainer I can be, and with my team of Pokémon I travel across the lands searching for and wide for all my badges!

[An Old Head 4,816]

My life story is Cookie Clicker. I'm a cookie who constantly gets clicked, with no mercy whatsoever.

Okay then.Seems legit, right? .-.

 

Are you sure your life story isn't becoming a billionaire through your enormously successful cookie pitch? Pioneering time travel to suit your cookie-harvesting needs and gaining great knowledge of portal technology? I'd go for that any day... minus the Grandmapocalypse. :3

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

Skyrim.

I'm a nord who is taken to prison for crossing some sort of border only to find out that I can defeat giant reptiles by just merely using my voice.

Sounds about right.

[Avatar tag: shipping 299]

Animal Crossing New Leaf

 

I'm a random interchangeable flotsam that has inexplicably become the mayor of a town. My life consists of pulling weeds, paleontology, things, stuff, and pawning random crap to pay my mortgage.

 

Meh.

[NightOwl 912]

Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm

 

I am a girl once human been transformed into the Qween of Blades. I have powerful Psionic powers and am able to command massive Zerg armies to do battle with the Protoss and Terran forces. 

 

Sounds cool right?

Edited September 3, 2013 by NightOwl

[Discordian 6,015]

Skyrim.

I'm a nord who is taken to prison for crossing some sort of border only to find out that I can defeat giant reptiles by just merely using my voice.

Sounds about right.

 

He does not need, a microphone. His voice is ****in' POOWERFUUUUULLL

 

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. It just seemed to fit so perfectly.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Hmm...

 

So I'm a gangster who goes from city to city, getting my hands dirty? Alright... I'm fine with this.

[Inactive01 5,299]

So basically, I've become an NBA player who can perform 360 slam dunks even with the rest of the team guarding me intently. This is SO AWESOME!!

 

By the way, I'm talking about NBA Live 2003.

[Azaxx 111]

Fuck yeah, I'm the president of the United States of America whose world gets attacked by an alien force and I get sent into a Matrix type world so I can be broken by the alien overlord. I get super powers and awesome guns and music too, oh and I lift.

Yup, Saints Row IV.

[MelancholicMemory 2,024]

I am apparently a really frustrated engineer trying to protect the intelligence on two fort, but heavy weapons guys with medics keep coming and breaking my sentry.

[The Blades Shadow 444]

Oh dear Celestia no!

The last game I played was cookie clicker...

There's one way out of this.

*Points gun to head*

Goodbye cruel world

[CornBreadGang 514]

Highway rider...

I'm a daredevil who decides it is a fantastic idea to ride at several hundred miles an hour and drive really close to cars. I nearly break every bone in my body, and go bankrupt from the hospital expenses. I have a great life!

[Shanks 10,816]

Tales of Xillia: I am a medical student who is in the wrong place at the wrong time when looking for his missing teacher, and ends up being wanted for high treason for stumbling onto some military secrets.

[PoniesPlease 365]

Either Football Manager 2013 - So I'm a Football Manager.

 

Or, Lord of the Rings Online, so I'm whoever I want to be, but in Middle-earth! I choose the latter.

[Celtore 2,770]

Kaizo Mario World is the story of my life?... You know what, I guess it does make sense in a metaphorical way. Life is challenging, the easiest way is never the right way and hard effort might not always reward you with desirable results (kaizo traps). However, you get a very rewarding feeling when you finally manage to achieve these difficult tasks and diligently push on to the next challenge.

Edited September 3, 2013 by Celtore

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Banjo and Tooie:

I am an adventurous bear, who constantly carry's an egg spitting bird in his backpack. I search out for golden puzzle pieces so that I may advance trough multiple strange realms. I can swing my backpack as though it were a flail, take naps in my backpack when I'm injured, stuff dinosaurs in my backpack, and travel under boiling hot water in my backpack. Yeah, my backpack is amazing.

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Dark Souls

 

Im a undead that was sent to an asylum and then escapes and arrive at firlink shrin. I'm then told I could ring the Bells of Awakening then I head to Blighttown after ringing th curch bells and die there cause of poision AND DAMN ANNOYING MOSQUITOES. I then head back to Firelink shrine and continue on to Sens.

 

 

Short Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi2LAOVPv6I

[TwilizzleFoShizzle 95]

tf2 huntsman sniper

 

Australian piss thrower with a bow and arrow and an assassin's creed hood heated to 12,000 degrees kelvin turning the surrounding air into plasma. 

[Megas 27,520]

Ninja Gaiden 2

 

I'm a ninja who runs around a futuristic Japan disembering other ninjas. That actually sounds really badass, brutal difficulty not withstanding

[Almar ZeWizard 60]

Saints Row 4

 

I'm the British president of the united states who has a epic epic beard, who has super powers and has fight his way out of a alien simulation.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

Shining Force 2. i'm some guy who happens to be the chosen one, i get 2 mystical jewels fused to my neck while leading an army of dwarves, elves, phoenixes, humans, and half-human hybrids to defeat the dark king Zeon and save the world from disaster. oh, and rescue some princess i don't care about i guess.