The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Wingnut 6,994]

Locked up for dine and dashing. 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

For making the Peanuts at the general store fly away. The authorities don't even know how he did it.

 

Edited February 15, 2016 by Sansley

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For being a question mark.

[Dan. 1,825]

Break and Enter...ing my dreams and stealing my heart.

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Arson

[Dan. 1,825]

For contempt of court. Phoenix isn't firey.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

For going on disneychannel.com without your parent's permission

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

For biting a kit-kat without breaking it in half first

[King 5,625]

For not tasting good probably.

[Telferi 6,906]

For eating souls XD

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For downloading a free app without my permission.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

For not giving permission to download a free app.

[Kiri 7,289]

For plastering the White House with memes.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Having shiny hair.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

Probably for picking a lock and getting caught.

[crispy fries 432]

For assaulting an innocent sweater. (I'm gonna be mad if someone puts me in jail for my Twilight gun. I have my permits.)

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

for perforating civil structures with designated weapon.

Edited February 15, 2016 by Kronos

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Brandishing a firearm.

[Wingnut 6,994]

For cutting the tag off a mattress. 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

For being TOO FREAKING AWESOME and then showing it off relentlessly

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For scaring innocent bystanders with your armor on.

[Drunk Not I Am 1,070]

For staring into the horizon as if posing for a picture at the perfect moment.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

For winking at a married man.

 

Probably for picking a lock and getting caught.

The owner kills you if you get caught lockpicking or stealing. There's no jail. 

[Cadance of Love 1,118]

For bringing Justice to the Commonwealth but instead of going to jail getting killed by a ringleader..

 

Also for having a very cringe worthy dialogue when "Speaking as the Shroud"

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For looking so darn cute! *tosses you inside a prison cell*