Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

*Pant* *Pant* Applejack... I got here as fast as I could... and... is everything alright? I can help you out!

 

A combination of pyromaniacs, loyal friends and Her Royal Highnesses Celestia and Luna has got it all under the hay. But thanks, Twi!

Edited April 18, 2012 by Aureity

[ZomBrony 347]

Lol, that's the second time you've assumed I'm going to bed because of my question, I meant I needed physical rest, I was actually just about to finish inspecting the trees, but, this time I will go to bed, I'm sure I'd be done searching trees within the time it will take me to respond, but school and all that, goodnight Applejack!

 

*disappears into the orchid again*

Edited April 18, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Key Gear 6,663]

Hello Applejack.

 

Do you like cheese?

[Aureity 3,055]

Lol, that's the second time you've assumed I'm going to bed because of my question, I meant I needed physical rest, I was actually just about to finish inspecting the trees, but, this time I will go to bed, I'm sure I'd be done searching trees within the time it will take me to respond, but school and all that, goodnight Applejack!

 

*disappears into the orchid again*

 

Alright, g'nite again!

 

Hello Applejack.

 

Do you like cheese?

 

It's not bad, ah guess. Doesn't go so well with apples, though.

[Prince of darkness 1]

Hello applejack i am looking for somepony

The pony is a colt, Black fur, White mane that fades to red at the tip's, And he is a unicorn

We must find him for reason's you must not know of

[Aureity 3,055]

Hello applejack i am looking for somepony

The pony is a colt, Black fur, White mane that fades to red at the tip's, And he is a unicorn

We must find him for reason's you must not know of

 

Ah don't think ah've seen anypony like that, sorry.

[Prince of darkness 1]

All right sweet heart please keep an eye out for him

[WildCard 1,037]

Wait I'll help you clean up. And since my house isn't completed yet, can you offer me somewhere to sleep and can I use your shower afterwards?

I feel pretty exhausted after fighting all these zombies and it won't be easy to get rid of all these dirt and bloodstains in my white coat

[sirgiggety 3]

what is your highest number of apples pick

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

AJ, I just spotted a horde of zombies off in the EFF, so I'm gonna head over there and annihilate them. I took Doctor Whooves' advice and coated the bullets with poison joke juice. No, I didn't touch the stuff, I know enough from the name of the plant not to touch it or its juice. Then I just dumped the bullets into a magazine(not the reading kind) and loaded my ak-47. I just have to walk over there and go get 'em. They won't know what hit 'em.

[Aureity 3,055]

All right sweet heart please keep an eye out for him

 

Ah will!

 

what is your highest number of apples pick

 

However many ah find in the tree!

 

AJ, I just spotted a horde of zombies off in the EFF, so I'm gonna head over there and annihilate them. I took Doctor Whooves' advice and coated the bullets with poison joke juice. No, I didn't touch the stuff, I know enough from the name of the plant not to touch it or its juice. Then I just dumped the bullets into a magazine(not the reading kind) and loaded my ak-47. I just have to walk over there and go get 'em. They won't know what hit 'em.

 

The Everfree? That place gives me a shiver....be careful.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

who's your favorite country music singer?

[Aureity 3,055]

who's your favorite country music singer?

 

Anythin' ah can understand. If ah like the tune, it's good enough for me.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

It's not bad, ah guess. Doesn't go so well with apples, though.

 

Obviously you have not been inventive enough with asagio, ambrosia apples and a barbeque.

 

If you are so open to country music, what do you think of classical music?

[Aureity 3,055]

Obviously you have not been inventive enough with asagio, ambrosia apples and a barbeque.

 

If you are so open to country music, what do you think of classical music?

 

Ah've listened to a bit of it. Ah think it's soothing. Now if only Apple Bloom felt that way, too.

[Jon the VGNerd 884]

Hey AJ. Sorry to hear about your lil' sis Apple Bloom.

 

Anything I can make it up to you?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Okay... I got it all sorted out....

I would have prevented all this if the Flim Flam brothers hadn't taken my hourglass.

[Aureity 3,055]

Hey AJ. Sorry to hear about your lil' sis Apple Bloom.

 

Anything I can make it up to you?

 

She's all right now, actually! But thanks for askin'.

 

Okay... I got it all sorted out....

I would have prevented all this if the Flim Flam brothers hadn't taken my hourglass.

 

Did they at least give ya something back in return?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

I don't want something back, the safety of all time travels depends on that hourglass!!

[Aureity 3,055]

I don't want something back, the safety of all time travels depends on that hourglass!!

 

Ya could always get another on EBay

[Jon the VGNerd 884]

Heh no prob. Glad she's alright! Tell Apple Bloom I said hi!

[Aureity 3,055]

Heh no prob. Glad she's alright! Tell Apple Bloom I said hi!

 

Ah'll make sure ta mention it!

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I don't want something back, the safety of all time travels depends on that hourglass!!

 

The safety of Cider also depends on them not being complete dolts in the future. More than one of us has investment in stopping them, what's your point?

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

AJ, what do you think of zap apple cider? The idea has been burning a hole in my brain for a few weeks now.

[Aureity 3,055]

The safety of Cider also depends on them not being complete dolts in the future. More than one of us has investment in stopping them, what's your point?

 

Not sure if that was directed at me or Doctor Whooves...

 

AJ, what do you think of zap apple cider? The idea has been burning a hole in my brain for a few weeks now.

 

It's a hay of a drink, ah can tell ya that... It'll make ya feel woozier than a spring songbird in winter...