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Dash chose it, she liked the picture. Ah don't mind too much, but she darn well owes me a favor now.

 

 

 

Ah'm fine right now, but did ya hear? Record snowstorm supposed ta hit Ponyville in a week.

 

 

 

What in tarnation was that??? Ah'm not sure which is stranger...the weird...thing...or that song.

 

 

 

Ya heard wrong, they're quite friendly.

Least, they are in front of me. Ah dunno 'bout what happens when ah turn mah head.

 

The thing in that picture is called a truck. It can be used to haul things distances where dragging a cart is too tiresome. Wait, I thought you owned the truck pictured! Or is this some kind of joke?

Gotta learn stuff through denial and error.

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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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No I didn't hear that at all!

 

Yeah, well, supposed ta happen, so buckle down, pardner.

 

The thing in that picture is called a truck. It can be used to haul things distances where dragging a cart is too tiresome. Wait, I thought you owned the truck pictured! Or is this some kind of joke?

 

Ah wouldn't be caught dead in that junk bucket. No 'ffense ta the actual owner.

 

 

Ahh, you gotta love country music to buck some apples to huh Applejack? :D

 

Not really, nah. Ah find it annoying carrying around a music player-thingy everywhere ah go.

 

Have you ever tasted meat?

 

What in tarnation? That's like me askin' ya if ya ever tasted human. :huh:

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*confused* buckle down?

 

Ya know....lay low, shelter up, erm...barricade the barn?

 

I've have and it taste delicious :PWhy wont you taste any?

 

Ya...ah...

 

Ah...

 

...

 

*vomits*

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I can't tell, is this country or not?

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLdKYRBOEE

 

It sounds like country, but I heard it's not true country :huh:? Help, partner?

 

Sure as sugar sounds like it ta me...

 

ooooh ok now I understand!

 

Eh?

 

*sees AJ sitting in the fields and walks up to her*

"Hey, how are you doin'? *yawn* I just flew back from Canterlot and I am feeeling aa little bit tired ..zzzZ...."

*falls asleep on AJs back

 

*sigh*

 

*continues applebucking with Wildcard on back*

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Hey AJ! Do you need help with anything at all today?

 

Ya could help me nail down these doors, ah guess. Or collect some food. Don't want ta wake up to ten tail-lengths of snow when ah wake up.

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Ever tried eating a pear?

 

Ah won't go near that dagnabbit fruit. Others seem ta like it so much, it's drivin' off business from our apples.

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Why wont you use any of dem fancy new machines the FlimFlam brothers use?

 

P.S. Mimicking your accent is hard.

 

Cause ah'd like ta do it the good-ol' fashioned way. Plus, ya saw how downright disgusting that cider was...

 

Applejack, I asked Pinkie what hot dogs are made of. She said meat.

 

EXPLANATION, PLEASE.

 

Applejack, I asked Pinkie what hot dogs are made of. She said meat.

 

EXPLANATION, PLEASE.

 

Pfft, and she's the only one who eats em.

 

Not too surprisin, ta me...ya should see what she does ta corpses when nopony's lookin...

 

Why are y'all so unloved? :(

 

Ah think I'm plenty popular here, actually. Ah mean, this thread's got more pages than Dash's ever will.

 

Only because mine started la-

 

Aw galdernit, get outta here Dash. This is my thread.

 

 

How do you take compliments? I have some nice things to say to you, but I feel like you'd be overwhelmed :unsure:

 

Well, compliments make me a bit embarrased...ah'm not one for that sorta thing.

 

 

Heya AJ. A while back I requested the following comic about you and your little sister, as I thought of the idea and thought it was cute. Your own thoughts?

 

Well, shucks. That brings back memories, it does. Li'l sis doesn't do that anymore...but she sure used ta.

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Not too surprisin, ta me...ya should see what she does ta corpses when nopony's lookin...

 

Pfft, those stories aren't true.

 

Besides, if Pinkie was the only one to eat them, then why do other ponies make them and sell them?

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Yeah, well, supposed ta happen, so buckle down, pardner.

 

 

 

Ah wouldn't be caught dead in that junk bucket. No 'ffense ta the actual owner.

 

 

 

 

Not really, nah. Ah find it annoying carrying around a music player-thingy everywhere ah go.

 

 

 

What in tarnation? That's like me askin' ya if ya ever tasted human. :huh:

 

It could be worse; you could get caught driving in this piece of shit:

 

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BTW, do you consider Jimmy Buffett country? A buddy and I are in an argument about whether or not he counts as a country musician.

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