Describe a Movie Badly

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I got this game from a different forum community. The game is simple, users can make posts describing a film in an extremely bad way and other users quote the post with what they think is the answer. There can be multiple unanswered posts at a time.

 

Example:

 

User #1: An old man takes a kid into space with a couple of wanted criminals they just met on a mission to hook up with his sister. The father dissaproves.

 

User #2: Star Wars: A New Hope

 

User #1: correct!

 

I'll start it off with this:

 

"When humanity is attacked by generic monsters, the human race develops extremely expensive and inefficient machines, that are named after strippers, to do something that probably would have been easier if they thought it through a little more."

Edited November 22, 2013 by Abridged Yami

[Summer Greetings 237]

"When humanity is attacked by generic monsters, the human race develops extremely expensive and inefficient machines, that are named after strippers, to do something that probably would have been easier if they thought it through a little more."

You know I never even saw the movie but you're probably talking about Pacific Rim.

 

"Okay so like there's this old racist guy who's got some new ethnic neighbors that try and be all buddy buddy with him because he stood up for their kid or something. Then the old guy goes and gets himself shot and the kid gets a nice car out of the whole deal."

 

Did I do it right?

[Loriem 639]

You know I never even saw the movie but you're probably talking about Pacific Rim.

 

"Okay so like there's this old racist guy who's got some new ethnic neighbors that try and be all buddy buddy with him because he stood up for their kid or something. Then the old guy goes and gets himself shot and the kid gets a nice car out of the whole deal."

 

Did I do it right?

Grand Torino. 

 

"There is this like, teenager guy, who has to driv in this cool looking car like thing, but he screwed up the timeline or something. OH yeah, I forgot to mention he went into the past with the car because ehe knew this old guy. And now he like, has to get back to his time in order to stop these jagoff's with guns from killing his mentor person."

[PoisonClaw 8,175]

Back to the Future

 

"So, there's this good cop, who is so good at his job that he gets shipped off by his jealous co-workers to some middle of nowhere town, where he discovers a conspiracy run by a murderous cult who plans to take revenge on people because gypsies. May or may not be a touch homo-erotic at times, just a heads up." 

Edited November 22, 2013 by PoisonClaw

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Hot Fuzz.

 

 

"So, there's this girl, and she goes through this gate, and it takes her to a magical land, where she has to clean bathtubs to make a living, then she meets this really nice guy who makes her onigiri, and then there's this really hungry ghost that she has to deal with, then she has to get on a train to this old woman's house, and then she has to get her parents back before she can go home. Oh yeah, and that nice guy? He's actually a god."

 

(did I do it right?)

[Shawn Parks 1,799]

I've never seen it, but I think that is Spirited Away.

 

 

"A boy asks a woman to be his adopted mother, but she refuses.  So he marries her instead."

[Loriem 639]

Back to the Future

 

"So, there's this good cop, who is so good at his job that he gets shipped off by his jealous co-workers to some middle of nowhere town, where he discovers a conspiracy run by a murderous cult who plans to take revenge on people because gypsies. May or may not be a touch homo-erotic at times, just a heads up." 

CORRECT!

 

OT: I have absolutely no clue... 

[Literally Snails 2,307]

I don't know any of the ones above me that haven't already been guessed.

 

A dog lover with a large hole in his basement floor is being tracked down by an FBI agent and her face-eating frienemy.

[Shawn Parks 1,799]

A dog lover with a large hole in his basement floor is being tracked down by an FBI agent and her face-eating frienemy.

 

 

Silence of the Lambs

 

"Three scientists get fired from a university, so they decide to start their own pest control business together."

[Fireworks 32]

The Hangover Part 2 is about drunk people in Bangkok, Thailand.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

The Hangover Part 2 is about drunk people in Bangkok, Thailand.

The point is that you DON'T reveal the name of the movie...

 

Just for future reference

[Literally Snails 2,307]

Silence of the Lambs

 

"Three scientists get fired from a university, so they decide to start their own pest control business together."

Your correct and I'm guessing your movie is Ghost Busters

[Loriem 639]

The Hangover Part 2 is about drunk people in Bangkok, Thailand.

THE HANGOVER PART 2!

 

"Okay, so there is this really small flying thin, that get's attack by a big triangle. Then we see there is some boy on a crappy farm in the middle of a desert, and then two robot dudes form the battle above end up with him, and that kid then finds out he is special, and goes and lows up one of two big arse balls."

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

"Okay, so there is this really small flying thin, that get's attack by a big triangle. Then we see there is some boy on a crappy farm in the middle of a desert, and then two robot dudes form the battle above end up with him, and that kid then finds out he is special, and goes and lows up one of two big arse balls."

 Star Wars.

 

 

"OK, so all these guys have to fight each other because the government said so."

(Actually, that could be 2 movies, bonus points if you get 'em both.)

[Champion RD92 8,658]

 

"OK, so all these guys have to fight each other because the government said so."

(Actually, that could be 2 movies, bonus points if you get 'em both.)

 

Um...Hunger Games?

 

"Okay, so, this kid goes to some magical place where he fights a guy with no nose."

[Ac3xAssasin 455]

That would be Harry Potter.

 

"Okay so someone has to venture into an alternate dimension to find something that was stolen"

[Literally Snails 2,307]

That would be Harry Potter.

 

"Okay so someone has to venture into an alternate dimension to find something that was stolen"

My guess is Equestria Girls

 

 

Alright, I've got several for you guys, lets see which ones you know.

 

1. An unlikely hero and his friends embark on an eleven hour New Zealand tourism commercial in order to destroy someone's jewelry.

 

2. The god of nerds revives a tragically cancelled show in order to abruptly kill off everyone's favorite character for no good reason.

 

3. The movie adaptation of the book series made for girls who aren't smart enough for the Hunger Games brings audiences ten hours of awkward pauses, shirtless men, and unnecessarily long stares.

 

4. A group of scientists in the middle of nowhere must discover who among them is a shape shifting monster by using the highly scientific method of things that sound like they will work at the time.

 

5. A socially awkward man recalls his life story and gives everyone a nostalgia boner in the process.

Edited November 24, 2013 by Abridged Yami

[Shawn Parks 1,799]

1.  Lord of the Rings

 

2.  Serenity

 

3.  Twilight

 

4.  The Thing

 

5.  Forrest Gump

[Lagom 204]

'' A guy takes care of another old and rich man in Paris, because he's paralyzed, they starts to become friends and blah blah  ''

Edited November 24, 2013 by SweetieBelle456

[Summer Greetings 237]

'' A guy takes care of another old and rich man in Paris, because he's paralyzed, they starts to become friends and blah blah  ''

 

The Intouchables

 

"So there's this kid that's really good at math and ends up saving the world because of it; somehow also getting a girlfriend in the process. And some old lady dies too."

[Moaning Myrtle 197]

Idk....

 

So theres this girl who really likes green gloves and then her mother spoils her.

Edited November 24, 2013 by YayFluttershy

[Ac3xAssasin 455]

I don't know

 

 

So there are these two guys on a classified mission and they get attacked by some spider things.

[Mephala 2,635]

WTF?

Spiderman???

I saw spiders soo.

 

"So like, this badass chick hits a guy in the face with a bottle when all these pirates come in like full YOLO and climbs out a goddamn airship BECAUSE IT'S A FILM SCREW PRESSURE. And then she falls but MAGIC NECKLACE. And some kid who works in a mine and has his own house (WTF lol) is like 'damn this gurl fat' but he takes her home and they get high because they go to a weird city. Like. Literally. And there is some lady with pink hair who is grossly obese but all her kids are idiots. And in the end some evil guy blows stuff up or something, I don't even really know."

[Skeleton Kin 386]

there are like men in black suits and they have to find a man but he isn't really a human but a alien but he is human skin and he wants the universe which is like small but its really big but its small because its in a ball and they have to stop him because the alien is like evil.

[Mephala 2,635]

@

You didn't guess mine :c

 

Also, Men in Black. (The first one.)

 

"There's this one guy who meets this one girl and they do weird things in Ikea and she she gets married and boi is sad but he meets another girl with a similar name and boi is like 'plz'."