mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Corruptvoid 32]

If you work hard

 

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

42

 

When will Season 4 start so i can finally stop crying myself to sleep?

[Eureka 1,119]

Ask someone else *hands tissue*

 

WHY IS MY REFLECTION SOMEONE I. DON'T. KNOW.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Because you're a stranger.

 

Why is it so hot today? 

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Because the sun is expanding and we're gonna be turned into boiled eggs in about 6.7 nanoyears.

 

Doctor who?

[soniccam1 242]

"DOCTOR WHO THAT IS YOU SPEAK?!"

 

Why can I wait for episode 3?

[Betez 1,734]

because your FUCKING OBSESSED with it

 

 

 

 

Can bumblebees sting?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Yes, but they die after, or is that wasps?

 

Shift Shift?

[Corruptvoid 32]

zoom zoom

 

where oh where has my little dog gone?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

the dog has gone AWOL

 

Can i hug a muffin?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Sure...

 

But why hug a muffin when you can eat one?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Hugs cure sadness better than eating.

 

Why can't i find my last rolo? (Thought of it on the spot, don't judge me)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Because YOLO.

 

Why haven't I killed myself after saying that?

Edited May 4, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Don't worry, at least you didn't say the word that begins with S and ends in G that shall not be uttered. *shudders*

 

When can gravity be?

Edited May 4, 2013 by ShyFlutters

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Gravity can only exist where there is a sufficient amount of SWAG SWAG SWAG.

 

Do you like wearing hats? Or do you prefer beanies? Or do you prefer your noggin go nude?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Fedoras 'n junk.

 

U drink coffee bro?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

No

 

Do you even lift bro?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. No lifting, but I should.

 

How can Spike keep a pet Phoenix in a flammable Library grown from a tree?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Maybe that's why it had to go.

 

Are you ready for the best show this side of Equestria?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yes I am.

 

Have you ever fished for your dinner?

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

I can´t stand fish, to be all honest...

 

(it makes me wonder if) you ever had to knock on wood?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Sorry, i don't know the lyrics but i played it in a game called Donkey Konga.

 

Why can she not spawn babbies XD?

[Betez 1,734]

Sorry, not my area.

 

Why would you do that?

[Red Diamond 549]

Sorry, not my area.

 

Why would you do that?

Do what?

 

Who is your favorite video game character?

[Rolls Royce 606]

The Soldier from TF2.

 

Have you ever been electrocuted?