mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because it resembles that of an anti Pegasi cult leader I helped overthrow in the northern Everfree about 3 years ago. Seriously, you sound JUST like him.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

WHY U NO ASK QUESTION?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because that's how Equestria was made!

How come I sing 'Winter Wrap Up' when it's summer.

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Because you're awesome!

 

Would you rather hug a Tasmanian Devil or a Honey Badger?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Tazmanian Devil man because Honey Badgers are tasty and spread good on bagels..

How come Dr.Pepper isn't made by a Doctor Pepper?
 

Edited February 13, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Mephala 2,633]

Honey badger, though I'd magically change it into a European badger. So cute! <3~

 

NINJA'D

No doctor would endorse a disgusting soft drink.

 

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' ?

Edited February 13, 2013 by PinkieDaShy

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Down the hall on your right.

Why can't I have a flugel horn?

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

'Cause you don't have the correct currency for purchasing one.

 

 

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Edited February 13, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

Remember me to one who lives there, she once was a true love of mine.

 

Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

it went the way of beepers

What was i supposed to do?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You were suppose to clean your room!

Why is it I have my best ideas while sitting on the toilet?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Because relief begets brilliance. Also you're usually sitting there with nothing to do and so you begin to think.

 

 

Why does my couch have a weird stain on it?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Sorry, I was doing the insanity work out nude and I had to let out some chili con carne out that was brooding from lunch o///o

How is it we have smart phones but we don't have smart people?

[Pixel Stick 927]

As a great scientist once said, "Someday the computers will start thinking and the people will stop."

 

Which movie is that from?

 

(The full quote is "Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop."  And it's from Tron, since someone already answered my question. )

Edited February 13, 2013 by Harvan

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

a good movie

Hoe come no one likes my fan fics?

[Toa of Ponies 259]

I'll read it soon, I PROMISED YOU REMEMBER?

 

 

Could you Imagine a universe we're the ponies are humans?....Oh wait....

Edited February 13, 2013 by Toa of Ponies

[ColtofPersonality 855]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD HEATHEN!

Also what would happen if PinkiePie went back in time and assassinated Lauren Faust before MLP could be conceived.

[Toa of Ponies 259]

PARADOX , PINKY COULDN'T GO BACK IN TIME TO KILL LAUREN BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T EXIST!!!

 

 

wubba bubba?

[Steve 290]

you mean hubba bubba the gum? that stuff was good, especially the double sour flavored

 

do you like waffles?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Yes, but I don't trust them.


Do you like peanut butter on waffles?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Peanut butter on waffles is even more untrustworthy than the waffles themselves. It has mind control rays.

 

Would you, could you, in a car?

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Only on Tuesdays,


Why are siblings annoying?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because I paid the 20 bits each to annoy you.

How about marmalade on waffles?

Edited February 13, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

yum 

Who was the last president to have a beard?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Benjamin Harrison.

Who invented velcro?