T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

how do you know?

 

TPAM wants to join the  _Cannon Empire!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Too busy revolting against the tyrannical Equestrian government. :/

 

TPAM wants to help me.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Help you do what? Die in a senseless revolt against an all powerful God Dictator?

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*
 

These things take time, my little pony friend...

 

TPAM thinks that drugs are the root of all evil.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Caffeine is a drug...

 

TNPTP likes coffee.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

nope, I use cold water to wake up in the morning (way more effective, try it)

 

TPAM will have a white easter (snow outside I mean ._.)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

After all the snow we've been having where I live recently, that honestly wouldn't surprise me...

 

TPAM thinks the Easter Bunny is Santa Claus in a bunny suit.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

No the bunny is an ELF in a bunny suit!

 

TPAM is going to buy lunch at Taco Bell today.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Thank you for making me jealous...

 

TNPTP so totally wants Taco Bell.

[Erza 581]

Not sure what that is.

 

TPAM loves Mexican food.

It's Team Fortress 2 Silly

To user above me.

Well, i never ate mexican food.

TPAM Loves doom.

Edited March 31, 2013 by ~ChaoticMasterChief~

[Steel Crescent 841]

True.It's a fun game

TPAM secretly has a crush on one of the Mane 6 ponies.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Looks away from plot shot of Rainbow Dash*

 

Secretly?

 

TPAM is the leader of a cult that worships crackers...

 

Ritz crackers!

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

...... 

 

Wait, what? I hate Ritz crackers. 

Even though I don't know what they are... XD

 

TPAM agrees Luna is best princess

[Steel Crescent 841]

I agree.

TPAM speaks in the traditional canterlot voice.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.

 

TNPTP hates having to go to the bathroom at the worst possible time.

[Vexxy 134]

If it was the worst possible time, anybody would, right?

 

The pony after me will explain what TNPTP stands for.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Toxic Nipple Party Time Pony.

 

TPAM would like to work in a sweat shop making My Little Pony shirts...

 

And they don't get to have any.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

No.

 

TPAM would balance spoons on the backs of their knees if their pride/honor was at stake.

[Tia Is Best Pony 310]

true indeed i would 

 

TPAM has diabetus

[Steel Crescent 841]

No i don't

TPAM Has a picture of one of the mane 6 as their desktop background.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Guilty as charged!
 

*Gives a thumb up to Rainbow Dash, best pony alive, in my background*

 

TPAM wishes they had a car that was actually a Transformer.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Nope, I don't drive! 

TPAM likes to meditate in the nude listening to Lady Gaga.

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

how do you KNOW?

 

TPAM would like to be a tree

[ColtofPersonality 855]

-Sigh- It's true..it all started when I saw the hot maple growing next door.

TPAM Thought the titanic was the best comedy ever.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Yes, the part where they died always manages to tickle my funnybones!

 

 

TPAM likes to climb trees in Central Park, NY and scream "I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!"

Edited April 4, 2013 by Soundgarden

[ColtofPersonality 855]

This is why we never go drinking anymore!


TPAM Wishes Cheerilee would keep him after school to do crystal meth pony math.