T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[zoloft 117]

I know a few songs but I'm not into them.

TPAM is a night owl.

[Vefka 1,499]

False, I'm a lark

TPAM likes algebra

[zoloft 117]

Wrong, math pisses me off. 

TPAM wears glasses.

[IronM17 5,373]

Nope

TPAM can sing 

[TBD 17,254]

Yes

TPAM can rap freestyle 

[IronM17 5,373]

no

TPAM is good in writing poems.

Edited April 7, 2020 by IronM17

[Odyssey 5,716]

Not really, but I haven't really done much creative writing either

TPAM prefers coffee over tea

[TBD 17,254]

No

TPAM likes cream in their coffee 

[IronM17 5,373]

I don't Drink Coffee, so, no.

TPAM can speak spanish. 

[TBD 17,254]

I've learned it but speaking? don't think so anymore.

TPAM can speak other language. 

[IronM17 5,373]

I speak english, but not perfect.

TPAM is not from a country where english is the official language. 

Edited April 9, 2020 by IronM17

[TBD 17,254]

I'm born in US but my parents are not from here. so yes/no.

TPAM is reading a good book right now. 

[Yoshi89 5,293]

The Pigman's Legacy. I read the first one in junior high school.

TPAM lives near an ocean.

[Samurai Equine 51,442]

No, but that might be cool.

TPAM has seen a bear up close.

[IronM17 5,373]

Only in the zoo.

TPAM lives on a Mountain. 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

No, my neighborhood is at the highest point in DC though  

TPAM likes museums.

[IronM17 5,373]

Yes, especially museums about natural science and history.

TPAM has night at this moment.

[Methuselah 291]

No. It just became day a few minutes ago.

TPAM likes going to libraries.

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Yes, I would if mine was open.

TPAM was on an athletic team in school.

[TBD 17,254]

no

TPAM still have their job. 

[Methuselah 291]

Yes... and I still have to work around 100+ coworkers 

TPAM hasn't watched season 9 yet.

[Emerald Claus 24,868]

Yes, that is very true.

TPAM hasn't had food poisoning

[Methuselah 291]

18 minutes ago, Emerald Heart said:

Yes, that is very true.

I'm kinda bummed how spoilers regarding the finale are completely unavoidable.

No. I was very much poisoned a few months ago while shopping, which made me have to... you know... but I held it in. The time before that, my food poisoning set in while I was at the bottom of a uranium mine (visiting). I made it back up in time.

TPAM has never gone to college.

Edited April 11, 2020 by Methuselah

[Emerald Claus 24,868]

Just now, Methuselah said:

I'm kinda bummed how spoilers regarding the finale are completely unavoidable.

(I don't have cable, but I just saw it arrived on Hulu so I might watch it soon.)

I have gone to collage, I AM in college!

TPAM doesn't want to have children

[Methuselah 291]

I want children, but it's not gonna happen 

TPAM has played a Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.