T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Yep, best deals of the year.  Last year I bought a bunch of games and Google Homes on Black Friday.

TPAM keeps rocks in a collection.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,340]

Nope

TPAM collects something unusual  

[TBD 17,254]

true

TPAM found something rather odd at the library restricted area. 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I've never even knew that libraries have restricted areas.  In other words, no.

TPAM doesn't have a set meal schedule.

[TBD 17,254]

false, I do.

TPAM can do the split. 

[Dreambiscuit 9,690]

False.

TPAM has colored their hair.

[Prometheus 3,038]

True, only once though. Dyed it black for dressing up as Elvis for Halloween. 

TPAM often gets their hair cut.

[TBD 17,254]

true

TPAM dyed their hair 

[Methuselah 291]

Never.

TPAM has gone to a foreign country on a school field trip.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Nope, my school never has such cool field trips before. Besides, they'll probably be too expensive anyways.

TPAM is sleepy right now.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Not really.

TPAM sleeps with a weapon.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Nope!

TPAM thinks that they look beautiful.

[TBD 17,254]

meh

TPAM has a tattoo. 

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

Tattoos? Nope, I will never do that. They don't look good in my opinion and I don't wanna get AIDS. 

TPAM still lives in his/her parents' house.

Edited October 9, 2018 by Kevin Tang
Some errors

[TBD 17,254]

true

TPAM move out of their parent's house as a teeager. 

[DasCapschen 7,766]

yes :p

TPAM has broken a bone before.

[TBD 17,254]

true

TPAM save a lives of a person. 

[Methuselah 291]

I doubt I have ever done that.

TPAM has been saved by someone.

[TBD 17,254]

yes

TPAM has work along with the polices just for shadowing. 

[Methuselah 291]

No. Only interactions I've had with police is being stopped and questioned twice 'cause I was taking walks past midnight.

TPAM has worked as a janitor.

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

I'm literally a weekly janitor at my house.

TPAM can't manage their time properly.

[TBD 17,254]

false

TPAM hates their job.

[Methuselah 291]

No. My job has transformed me into a creature of the night (sorry Celestia :'-( ) and I don't work as many hours as I would like, but it's by far the least stressful job I have had and it's somewhat pleasant at times.

TPAM doesn't have a job.

[TBD 17,254]

false

TPAM prefers night shift over morning shift 

[Guest]

Yes I can’t stand morning shifts 

It wasn’t my favorite but definitely very important. 

TPAM just rick rolled themselves and danced to it.

Edited October 11, 2018 by Gone Airbourne