T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

I'm literally a weekly janitor at my house.

TPAM can't manage their time properly.

[TBD 17,228]

false

TPAM hates their job.

[Methuselah 291]

No. My job has transformed me into a creature of the night (sorry Celestia :'-( ) and I don't work as many hours as I would like, but it's by far the least stressful job I have had and it's somewhat pleasant at times.

TPAM doesn't have a job.

[TBD 17,228]

false

TPAM prefers night shift over morning shift 

[Guest]

Yes I can’t stand morning shifts 

It wasn’t my favorite but definitely very important. 

TPAM just rick rolled themselves and danced to it.

Edited October 11, 2018 by Gone Airbourne

[TBD 17,228]

no

TPAM  just forgot to turn off the oven. 

[Methuselah 291]

There are no ovens at work.

TPAM works night shift too.

[TBD 17,228]

yes

TPAM likes working at the night shift. 

[Methuselah 291]

Yes and no. I get paid more, the workload is easier, and I get more me time since everyone at home is asleep during much of the time I'm active. I do miss being normal and Celestia's glorious sun though 

Actually, I was never normal to begin with. I'm the very definition of strange and abnormal 

TPAM watches My Little Pony

[TBD 17,228]

1 hour ago, Methuselah said:

Yes and no. I get paid more, the workload is easier, and I get more me time since everyone at home is asleep during much of the time I'm active. I do miss being normal and Celestia's glorious sun though 

Same, I prefer the night shift mainly because I have school. But sometime weirdos comes out at night 

Well, I'm here right? so yes

 

TPAM likes Cozy glow. 

[Methuselah 291]

18 minutes ago, TBD said:

Same, I prefer the night shift mainly because I have school. But sometime weirdos comes out at night 

I hardly ever see anyone on the streets when I walk home late at night, but I have come across a weirdo or two. The police are more noticeable too that time of night.

I don't know who or what cozy glow is.

TPAM likes Beetlejuice (the character, not necessarily the film)

[TBD 17,228]

I actually like both the character and the flim.

TPAM likes watching beetlejuice cartoon series. 

[Methuselah 291]

It's been so long since I watched it I can't make a fair assessment. I've only seen a few since the 90s.

TPAM likes Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Edited October 18, 2018 by Methuselah

[TBD 17,228]

yes

TPAM likes pee-wee's big adventure. 

[Methuselah 291]

It was fun.

TPAM likes the 2016 "Netflix original film" Pee-wee's Big Holiday.

[IronM17 5,145]

Never seen it.

TPAM don't have netflix.

[Prometheus 3,038]

True, UK Netflix is absolutely abysmal.

TPAM has been punched in the face before. 

[TBD 17,228]

no

TPAM has punch someone in the face before. 

[IronM17 5,145]

Nope

TPAM is a pacifist.

[Methuselah 291]

No. I'll fight to defend myself and my family. I'm not opposed to using guns, knives, or other weapons. I would probably feel haunted by it for the rest of my life if I killed someone, but there are some situations where you don't have much choice.

TPAM feels... constipated 

[TBD 17,228]

not really.

TPAM feels brain dead.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Nope.

TPAM feels like building something.

[TBD 17,228]

depends on what I'm building. 

TPAM works at the retails. 

[Guest]

 Are you psychic?!

TPAM loves Halloween & Candy

[Earl Grey Ghost 444]

Absolutely!!

 

TPAM likes vanilla no matter how plain and boring of a flavour people think it is