What is the Best Doritos Flavour?

[Nine 707]

Olestra softens your stool.  As someone who used to have hard stool, eating some olestra chips occasionally stops me from having constipation issues.  If you have soft stool then olestra might not be for you.

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.. I am an android and I do not poop. Horrid.

[Remi 1,309]

The one that tastes like marijuana.
 

 

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.. I am an android and I do not poop. Horrid.

And hi!, I'm a Macintosh.

Edited April 1, 2014 by The Scientist

[silvadel 1,393]

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.. I am an android and I do not poop. Horrid.

So you are "that" 9 from the Scootaloo 009 tumblr.

[Jamesblorg39welsh 125]

Y'all are weird spicy nacho is where it's at

[Discordian 6,015]

Typically I don't eat chips of any kind and when I do it's Fritos or Cheetos. When I do eat Doritos it's usually classic.

 

But a couple months ago I had a new flavor and it was easily the best chip I've ever had in my life, beating even the above-mentioned favorites.

 

 

This shit was amazing.

[3005 332]

I've always been a colossal fan of the Cool Ranch flavor... talk about heaven in my mouth. 

[Something Floaty 1,334]

If there is an intelligent and attractive woman in this discussion who has answered "Cool Ranch", will you marry me? 

 

Cool Ranch is the best, anyone who says otherwise is probably Hitler.

[Ebolakitten 6]

I personally love some corn soup flavored Doritos!

[Celli 4,338]

Spicy Sweet Chili. I buy a bag of it every week.

Mountain Dew. Two birds with one stone.

 

But seriously, I also adore Cool Ranch. I don't like Doritos as a rule but when friends bring them around I always go for Cool Ranch.

Whoa, weird, Mountain Dew Doritoes? Sounds gross.

Edited April 1, 2014 by DiamondRumpPony

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

Spicy Sweet Chili. I buy a bag of it every week.

Whoa, weird, Mountain Dew Doritoes? Sounds gross.

 

Nonsense, it's an amazing idea.

 

[Celli 4,338]

Nonsense, it's an amazing idea.

 

Eh, I don't like Mountain Dew, so it'd most likely taste terrible to me.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

Eh, I don't like Mountain Dew, so it'd most likely taste terrible to me.

 

I actually like it, one.

 

And two, you're missing what I was going for with the Mountain Dew Doritos in the first place.

Hint it involves fedoras

[Celli 4,338]

I actually like it, one.

 

And two, you're missing what I was going for with the Mountain Dew Doritos in the first place.

Hint it involves fedoras

Oh, you were joking around? I thought you actually meant there are Mountain Dew Doritoes.

[Ponies n Pizza 38]

Cool ranch then nacho cheese second, the simple win the race. 

[Something Floaty 1,334]

Oh, you were joking around? I thought you actually meant there are Mountain Dew Doritoes.

 

There were, but it was a limited release and, if I recall correctly, part of a promotion for a video game or something. 

[Celli 4,338]

There were, but it was a limited release and, if I recall correctly, part of a promotion for a video game or something. 

Ah, I see. They still sound weird, though

[Something Floaty 1,334]

Ah, I see. They still sound weird, though

 

I never tried them, but I can't imagine they were anything but disgusting. 

[baba_booey 4,302]

The original, the classic..

Nacho Cheese..

[Celli 4,338]

I never tried them, but I can't imagine they were anything but disgusting. 

I know, soda flavored chips? 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,340]

I like baked Doritos the most, but I don't see them in stores too often these days. :/

 

I guess I'll just go with Cool Ranch then; it does taste pretty cool

[Something Floaty 1,334]

Does anyone remember those 3D Doritos? I loved those things. 

[baba_booey 4,302]

Also, do Doritos Locos Tacos count? They taste quite good IMO.

[Tigerpop198 696]

Sweet chilli heat, easily my favourite type of Doritos.

[PE Brony 1,712]

Cool Ranch, no doubt about it!

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 638]

I really like taco flavored. 

 

It honestly does taste like tacos. And I like tacos