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Wheat Thins:

 

"MUST! HAVE! Wheat Thins."

 

My urge to kill has risen.

 

Time Warner Cable:

 

"The Power of You"

 

You're a f**k**g cable company, you're not fooling anyone.

 

KFC:

 

"#HowDoYouKFC?"

 

KFC does not sound right as a verb. I would like to KFC the ad agent who thought of this upside the head.

 

Sonic:

 

"This is how you Sonic."

 

Same case. I would love to Sonic those bastards by spamming them with this guy.

 

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I'm a member of http://www.commercialsihate.com/ as "mechasus", rant all you want about bad commercials on there.

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"Head On" Apply Directly to the forehead" and repeat.

 

That's all I've gotta say about that one. 

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This isn't a slogan, but a pretty bad joke. Why is Phoenix such a bad name? Because it's always copy-wright-ed :D

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“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.” — Mark Twain

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"This is how you Sonic."

 

PFFFFFF

thank you sega i finally know how to sonic

 

And this:  
 

UUuUmmmm???

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aromatisse is the sass master

i <3 rwby, game grumps and homestuck. uwu

obey submit consume

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"If you're not sleeping with us, you're sleeping alone".

 

Why would I sleep with you <_<?


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MAKE IT STOP

 

TOO MUCH BAD-SLOGAN-NESS

 

 

WHY DID I EVER MAKE THIS THREAD

 

And isn't Coffee always spelled with two 'f's?


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Big thanks to the universe for giving me such awesome inspiration! (And pictures!)

 

Those harmless swirly clouds Americans call tornadoes.

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This was on a Billboard advertising getting new tires: "Worn rubbers may cause accidents." 

Yep..... :blink: 

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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Oh man, I saw an ad for underwear that was like "Smart underwear for Smart men."

 

Next thing we know there will be underwear that will do your homework for you.

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Big thanks to the universe for giving me such awesome inspiration! (And pictures!)

 

Those harmless swirly clouds Americans call tornadoes.

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Saturn, the car company, changed its slogan to "We're Still Here." in 2009. In 2010, General Motors got rid of the Saturn brand entirely.

I was literally about to say that until I saw your post. Dammit, Chrysler.

 

Related:

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On 10/13/2013 at 6:59 PM, little gamie said:

I'm fresh in school

Hey, you. You should fill out my Johari Window if you're bored.

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Pools and Decks BZ "We make your wet dreams come true!"

 

Under Pressure Plumbing "Laying Pipe Since '88"

 

QFS Scaffolding "Make Sure Your Next Erection is in Safe Hands!"

 

Acclaim Hotel "Sleep with someone new!"

 

The Peanut Shop "Our Nuts, Your Mouth"

 

Joys of the internet.

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You can now have HD Vision and look like a dumbass wearing two glasses at the sametime!! As if your plain eyesight was not real enough for you.....  :mellow:

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  • Fox News: "Fair and Balanced!" *rimshot!*
  • Diet Coke: "You are what you drink!"
  • Google: "Don't be evil."
  • Microsoft and Apple: "It just works"
  • Ubuntu: "Linux for Human Beings"
  • Toyota: "Moving forward."
  • Sony: "PSP: It's like a nut you can play with outside." (wtf?...)
  • Elf Bowling Trailer: "Don't miss out, grab your balls. Bowling balls, that is!", "and the most downloaded game ever on AOL!" (You know what, screw it, I'm posting the whole thing. Dont worry, the sequel never happen)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZ40xIG2qg

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