What would you do with Discord's magic?

[TheDashingRainbow 134]

I think the title is pretty straight forward.

What would you do with that kind of magic? And I mean in this world (Earth).

I think I would become a "super" magician. Everyone will be so confused that they will do experiments on me.. (Not really)!!

Feel free to share your thoughts on having his magic, this is a safe place. 

 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,926]

@@TheDashingRainbow,

 

Traverse between dimensions as I please.

 

Get revenge on all those who have wronged me.

 

Have creative thoughts.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Prevent natural disasters, brainwash governments into making better decisions, etc.

[SilverStarApple 849]

Prevent/reverse natural disasters, become the new government and rule fairly, create new landmasses, turn deserts into fertile land, ect. Claim I'm not as strong as the original Discord, so I can help humanity become greater instead of letting them sit back while I fingersnap up enough Doritos and Mountain Dews to end world hunger, and keep doing so until humanity re-enacts The Failure Of The LLeviathan from DQIX with me as the LLLeviathan.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

I'd also erase all those s***ty MTV reality shows from existence and return it to what it was like in the 80s.

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[Anilewe 2,178]

Make ponies from MLP real? 

But idea of brainwashing governments and making them care about something else than only their own needs seems to be a good idea, too. 

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Flip the tide! The terrorists get the upper hand while America and it's allies gets the lower hand

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Flip the tide! The terrorists get the upper hand while America and it's allies gets the lower hand

 

Then flip the tide again just to buck with the terrorists.

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Then flip the tide again just to buck with the terrorists.

Nah i don't think i'll do that 

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

I'd also erase people's PTSD-inducing memories.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

I'd have a lot of fun with it. Oh yes...

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

I'd also make Justin Bieber punch himself in the balls.

[boiteporte 591]

I would change the weather because the plants in my garden need some chocolate rain.

[BlitzBLT 47]

With Discords power, I would make it rain chocolate.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

I'd also make Justin Bieber punch himself in the balls.

 

And I'd summon a hidden camera so the whole world could see it.

[Zefir 34]

Oh so many possibilities~ I could turn oceans into chocolate milk, making all the sea life into cookies and sweets; flip landmasses, exchange populations of entire nations; make buildings fly; break physics; materialize every cartoon character to ever exist (with special place for MLP of course); divide by zero on a microwave etc. However first I would make a giant poll of ideas from people all round the world to see what would be the most absolutely chaotic course of action!

[Darker 1,351]

Instead of pathetic chocolate rain, I would bring up upon Equestria an enormous amount of Fire Tornados! And Pink Lightining coming out of my mouth!

 

Chaos? Such a stupid thing! I'm not Discord! I'm Thanatos, my mother is the night and my father is pure darkness, my brother is your dreams and I'm the God of Death and Annihilation. 

 

I'll bring the entire Universe down, absorb more magic and make myself more powerful. Destroy the competition, no other villains will match my strength!

 

I'm the one who takes your life to the Underworld,and you will not escape!

 

Instead of mutated animals and floating houses, I would make Equestria my personal playground of molten lava and cannibal demons. 

 

I could use my powers to bring the good to the world, true, but, where would I get a chance similar to this?

 

Your life belongs to me!

 

...

 

Wll, that felt satisfying.

[Abia 258]

I... wow, I don't think I'd be able to do anything with Discord's magic. Create replicas of people, maybe, but I would not be able to hurt the originals. I'd fix a lot of stuff, make myself a Discord lamp, and morph some animal into being my own personal slave.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I'm not sure if I would want all that magic. I would totally use it to teleport around the world to see my internet friends, but other than that I wouldn't want to mess up the world too much, or people would freak out.

[TheDashingRainbow 134]

After reading everypony's replies.. Discords magic would just be way too much fun.. 

[Sanctified Absence 126]

Go mad with the power, that's all most people would do after all.

[rarity1 461]

I would become a villian and use my powers to put the world in chaos.

[iceestarz 5,752]

I would summon Twilight Sparkle to do my homework.

 

and tell her it's an important test of friendship.

 

 

because I'm lazy when it comes to school. Also I'd give myself a mini freezer with an endless supply of freezer pops.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

I would bring back every extinct animal and form islands in the ocean for the perfect habitat for each of them (The climate from each ocean area depends on the creature, unless they are an aquatic creature then I would just bring it back in the oceans) Every living thing deserves a second chance at life, mainly away from human life so they can live peacefully. Oh and for the chaos part I would make them all have the same intellect as a common human (so around about an IQ of 100 or so) so they could talk and I feel like cotton candy clouds would be in order, a side order of gravity being flipped every so often could be sprinkled in there too. 

[Simon 4,554]

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