general Alien Arrival: What Would You Do?

[Mortar 143]

Let's say your at your favorite eatery, enjoying your meal and gazing out the window.  In the distant sky you see a dark speck appear and as you watch it gets closer, and bigger, until it becomes a football field-sized UFO.

How would you react?  What would you do?  Run?  Take pics?  Jump on social media?  What do you think you'd actually do?

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Politley ask them to please leave Canada alone and that America is the country they are looking for.

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

"Take me, take me! I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

I would try to get closer to it

[Guest]

Honestly, I'd just stare at it for a long time while having an uncomfortable feeling in my gut, maybe feeling like I should run home as quickly as possible, but being unable to do so. And then photos. Many photos.

[Phill 1,285]

''Welcome to earth. I'm so sorry''

[Celtore 2,769]

If it wasn't landing, I'd probably go "huh...", then continue eating my meal normally. Not really worth worrying about, it might even just be a government thing. If it was landing, I'd drive out towards that location to see what it is. 

[Props Valroa 26,050]

I'd obviously take a few pictures but I'd be scared as shit.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I'd anxiously sit there motionless thinking "they're going to be very disappointed in humanity"

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

Pray that Equestria created UFOs and is trying to take over earth and ruling humans

[They call me Loyalty 1,941]

Pull off my mask, ready to greet my space family and embrace the entirety of humanity with our tentacular hug.

 

[PoisonClaw 8,153]

Take a picture and text it to my siblings with the caption, "I told you so!" 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

First, run to the nearest store and stock up on supplies. Then start building a bunker, just to be safe

[Narcissus 352]

I'd finish enjoying my meal. If aliens invade there's no telling how long it'll be before I get another hamburger, especially if they're carnivores. 

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

I wish I could say I would do something brave, but honestly I would just hide behind everyone else.  

[Total Lunar Eclipse 515]

On 3/2/2018 at 12:18 PM, Pr0m4NV14 said:

Politley ask them to please leave Canada alone and that America is the country they are looking for.

As an American, I just sigh, nod, and raise my hand. 

"Take me with you. Please." 

But in all honesty, I'd hide.

[Spacey 747]

I'd be in shock and awe, prolly like a deer in headlights thinking 'the heck is going on...' If it started shooting lazers and crap thats when i'd run but if it was just hovering i would try to get a photo if i could remember.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

I'd wait for them to begin wiping out the human race so I could scream in fear. 

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

Probably be trampled in the wave of ensuing mob panic. Otherwise there is little I could do except watch and see what happens next... it is not like running would save me if they start deploying death rays or carnivorous parasites that make you explode when they are already this close.

[TBD 17,228]

"Oh god they're coming.."

I would warn everyone that this kid is an alien, even if they think I'm crazy. And if that alien is tries to invade the world I would bring him down even if the world still think I'm crazy.....sometime I wonder if saving these stupids is even worth it.

 

[碇 シンジン 27,427]

probably go to home and boot up my pc like usual 

[Mortar 143]

Some interesting responses.  The ones where people say they'd be in awe or dumb-founded, scared, take pictures...these are the ones I think would be most probable.  Of course, you can't rule out a certain amount of blind panic as well.

Me?  Probably like some of you; curious, apprehensive, a little scared, and of course taking pics.  I don't think I'd go running off anywhere.  For one, I don't have anybody to run to, and anyway, what would it matter, friendly or hostile?

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,411]

Brush up on my spanish.

Oh, you mean different aliens. Deliver a few STUNNERS!

 

[EpicEnergy 22,089]

I'd probably hide and hope they move on.

[Pastel Heart 6,463]

I for one welcome our new overlords