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If I ever needed proof Twi isn't a Mary Sue, this would be it. Many thanks fairweather friend.

@GrauWitz I can still remember the look on my face when I saw the posters. It tensed up purely from horror and confusion. Horror at how it seemed like Frozen was blatantly refusing to crawl back into the hell hole it came from and confusion at how this had anything to do with St. Patrick's Day, a day where people were supposed to dress up in green, get out there and for one day in their lives, do random shit and feel no shame about it. But this was encouraging people (kids yes, but still) to throw on their cringeworthy Elsa dresses and storm the place. I'm just glad I wasn't there to see it.

Ahh, Frozen. The tale of how a girl named Elsa with magical ice powers isolates herself from her sister Anna, who ventures to get her back with the help of the iceman Kristoff, his reindeer Sven and the ever wacky Olaf. Sometimes, it bewilders me how popular the movie has become, to the point where it has reached the status of a franchise. It is that exact popularity which serves as the reason why I detest this movie and everything about it, everything except its message of course. Now don't get me wrong. Were this movie a lot more subtle and a whole lot less in-your-face, I might've been able to respect its presence. Unfortunately, things didn't work out that way, and now I wonder when this will end. The films, the franchise, the frenzy among girls to buy Elsa and Anna dresses. Heck, even the naming of newborns after the characters themselves! And now, with a short being shown before the Cinderella remake and a sequel on the way, I wonder how I will survive this. How I will be able to put up with Frozen being constantly shoved in my face at every corner. Why am I writing this rant? Well, it's quite simple. On St. Patrick's Day, my hometown of Ballincollig held a contest to see how many Elsas they could fit into one place. The record was set at 771. Posters for the event were put up everywhere, and even a local barbershop had a mural painted on its windows dedicated to the event. Wondering for the life of me how Frozen had anything to do with St Patrick's Day, I decided enough was enough and that I needed to blow off some steam on this matter. Obviously, I had to go and march in the parade in Cork City, but knowing that coming back there to get a Shamrock Shake, I'd probably run into an Elsa at every corner was a nightmare for me. Anyway, I have had quite enough of this Frozen mania. I hope it blows over before the sequel is released and I pray to God for the souls of the next generation who will no doubt be inundated with songs from maybe the next three or four sequels, merchandise that will fill their kid's rooms to the rafters and a general takeover of internet culture by Frozen. Suddenly I know how an anti-brony feels, and by God, it's not a good thing in the slightest.

Basically, I'm writing a fanfic, and I need to know from anypony who knows. Was Twilight ever wrong about anything? Please answer as soon as possible. Thanks.

With Sage's order ringing in his ears, Blaze primed his flamethrower. "I'm on it Sarge. COVER ME!" Galloping for his life, Blaze dashed from the rock over to where Sage was pinned down. Taking hold of his flamethrower, he fired a few rounds from his Colt to suppress the MG, allowing him to turn around and get in for the shot. "SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKERS!" Roared Blaze, who proceeded to unleash a stream of red hot fury from his nozzle. Within seconds the pillbox was soaked with napalm, setting it and anyone inside alight. Blaze smiled almost wickedly as the sounds of screaming met his ears. "They're all yours Sarge. Happy hunting." Said Blaze, who ran back to cover to avoid getting blown up.

I think I'll be better off working on a separate browser.

Yeah I have it figured, sorry for not getting back.

"Get down you bloody idiot!" Yelled Blaze, who followed Wilhelm out of the LVT. He ducked behind a rock before arming his Colt M1911, preparing to engage the enemy. With heavy machine gun fire whistling all around him, Blaze yelled out in hopes Sergeant Sage might hear him. "SARGE! WE NEED A PLAN!" Just as Blaze finished his sentence, a bullet pinged off the rock behind him, making him flinch. "The bastards are aiming for my tank!"

Hi all. The request is pretty simple. Just take this image and turn it into a sig. http://downloadwallpaperhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Ferrari-Logo.jpg Thanks in advance.

I will cut to the chase on this one. There appears to be a problem of some kind with the text box I would use to comment on threads or topics. I cannot post images, gifs or even text. Furthermore, the options above, such as URL or Special BBCode do not work properly. I can access them, but when I try to insert a spoiler or a web address, they do not work. Could somepony help me fix this? It would be much appreciated. EDIT: It appears to be Internet Explorer which is suffering this problem. Everything works fine on other browsers like Safari for instance. Should I shift forum operations to Safari?

Hi guys. First off, it's great to be back. Secondly, how do I start a blog? It's actually a question I was going to ask, but things happened and it had to be put on hold. Anyway, how do I open a blog?