Methuselah

I'm feeling sad today.

I used to work someplace where about 70% of the workers were female. Some of them would, at times, make me uncomfortable with how they approached me. I've also been catcalled by women a few times while taking walks. I look pretty young for my age. I'm also supposedly cute-looking (heck, once I took my hat and glasses off at work and one of the girls was immediately like "Methuselah's so cute!"). I just don't see it when I look in the mirror.

My surname is a very common French name for a very common occupation (like Baker or Smith).

Uh... That's a tough one. I would feel nervous about meeting a lot of them, so... I would go with Zecora. She reminds me of my favorite stoic aunt If you had Pinkie Pie as a roommate, would you get any sleep?

That one pony with that face in your avatar from the Season 5 opener

I don't know who that is. If you could meet only one pony irl , who would it be?

I don't know what this question means. I've been awake for 12.5 hours. Do you have a favorite animated movie?

Just grow a hillbilly beard, like me. Or a moonshiner beard. Or a Confederate beard. I guess I look the most like a moonshining Confederate veteran

I... I haven't written a new story since 2007 I used to write fairy tales and fables. Maybe I should get back to it Do you listen to classical music?

In a sense, I don't have a home. On average, I have moved to a new home once every few years, and I have lived on most of the continents. Fun fact: I live about 9500 miles from my place of birth. When was the last time you wrote a story?

25? Most people 'round here seem to think I'm young

I'm feeling very weak and very helpless today I've been noticing on my day off I often feel absolutely bushed, but the next day I'll be brimming with energy at work. Then I'll go back to being my normal tired and weak self for the rest of the week. That's not to say every day is bad. Some days I'll feel relatively normal, others I'll start to feel sickly and dizzy but get through the work day anyhow.

I wish I were that manticore right now

I believe that somewhere, hidden amongst the stars, lies a very horsey planet. Its benevolent dictators, the royal sisters, raise the sun and the moon as the populace basks in their radiance In all seriousness though, I don't believe in aliens. The only intelligent life that I believe lies beyond the Earth is God, angels, and demons (demons being fallen angels). Everypony knows the zombie apocalypse is just around the corner

It doesn't happen so much. Most of my coworkers are women and at a job I had shortly before this one, they were about 70%. Their gender doesn't matter much because I don't interact much at work. I just go there and do my thing. There's zero chance of having to deal with customers and I have no intention of getting into a romantic relationship. Lol, you sound like my sister. I'm half-expecting to hear someone say she's sexist towards women one of these days

I didn't fully understand sex till I was about 12 and that was via school. It's funny to think I used to think girls have boy parts (lol). And when I was really young, I thought that pregnancies happened via a husband and a wife kissing for a long period (like several minutes at least). My parents never had "the talk" with me. They just expected that I knew about it by a certain age. I remember once during the period when my knowledge of sex was half-formed, I was afraid my sister might become pregnant because she had accidentally used one of my shower towels to dry off after we played with water guns. I didn't say anything to my sister and instead told my mom about my fear. She just laughed and asked me if the school had never given us sex education.

My hands. They allow me to do things.

Disney World. It's just a few miles away.

Twilight Sparkle cuz... yer purple

18?

I've been to 35 of the 50 states, but never Mexico or Canada. I have seen Mexico many times though and been about 20 feet from the border I've also seen Venezuela from an island, but never been there.

I, um, haven't played D&D since the 20th century I still have the 2nd edition handbooks though and read them sometimes before bed Which pony is best snuggle buddy?

Eh... I don't care to start eating bugs again.

I've lived in five countries and visited two additional. I haven't been outside the USA (nor on an airplane) since 2004 Although I have traveled cross-continent, by car, four times since then.

That one background pony. You know... that one.