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  1. Methuselah
    But she's a force of great destruction
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    Oh no, not that I heard of a woman who wanted to be tortured to death and after a lot of trying, she finally found someone who did so. And then there are those lovely, similar cases involving someone looking to get eaten... *barf*
  3. Methuselah
    Don't forget to add a rocket-propelled grenade launcher and an AK-47 to your arsenal
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    At an old job, a manager tapped my butt once. She's 20 years older than me. Not as bad, but there were a couple times in which I was taking a walk and women in a car slowed down to yell "Hey sexy!" obnoxiously. Yikes. I hope you're packin' heat if it's dangerous where you live.
  5. Methuselah
    "I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream"
  6. Methuselah
    I want to draw something, but I can't think of what exactly :/ Preferably something involving Gabby.
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    It's common for female fans to dislike the term "pegasister," so many refer to themselves as bronies. I'm fine with girls calling themselves bronies. After all, "pegasister" is such a lame term. Don't quote me on this, but I think the "Brony Census," as of around 2015, found about a quarter of older fans are women or teenage girls. That percentage was said to have risen quite a bit from earlier years. Amusingly, almost everyone I've seen in public with an mlp shirt has been a little girl (and one 30+ yr old woman with a 1st gen. shirt). The most amusing was probably the teenage girl who looked as though she was wearing a Pinkie Pie scalp on her head I have seen a small number of male bronies in public, for the record. I'm under the impression, from what I've noticed, that a higher percentage of the artists and fanfic writers are women than the brony population. In general, not just with mlp, most fanfic writers are women (and possibly most artists too?)
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    I consume water more than anything else That sounds like something Pinkie Pie or Buddy the elf would do And here I am drinking 2-3 per month. Brainfood (or something)
  9. Methuselah
    Jim Henson's The Storyteller and its companion series The Storyteller: Greek Myths. They are Jim Henson's "lost gems." Seriously, look them up. Yes! Shame it only lasted one season
  10. Methuselah
    I live in the land of tourists, retired veterans, and bikini grandmas: Florida I'm lucky enough to have a Culver's near me. I heart Nebraska
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    Yeah, that's pretty screwed up. Sad to say though I've heard of kids doing much, much worse. Like a group of teenage girls who kidnapped a slightly younger girl and tortured her all night before killing her around dawn. It's like that saying about there always being a "bigger fish." Well, there's always someone worse it seems.
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    Hey, Lucky, you'd have to be awful lucky to actually find somepony who doesn't wear underwear I'm always wearing undies, except for when it makes sense not to (in bed, in the bathroom). I have gone commando before, but only at home, and only a few times because of a weird sitch (eg. all my undies were dirty). There was a time, when I was a boy, when all my undies disappeared for no apparent reason (they later reappeared) That said, I always wear boxers, never briefs, because this man values his freedom
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    Does that mean all the ponies have masculine butts?
  14. Methuselah
    This is very much how I feel (and the reason I used to think I'm neutral good). If following a law means doing wrong, then I'll break that law. But playing a "Bugs-Bunny-esque" character can be so much fun
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    Well, if you need a lot of 'em and fast, then put in an order for a barrelfull at your local orphanage
  16. Methuselah
    I'm feeling dizzy from lack of sleep, like I'm gonna be sick.
  17. Methuselah
    My undies don't have pockets
  18. Methuselah
    I would be cured of the sickness I've had for 19 years.
  19. Methuselah
    "Go clean your room."
  20. Methuselah
    Get ready to have your brain flooded with testosterone (it drives me crazy sometimes)
  21. Methuselah
    No. It would weird me out and be too risky. I don't want to find out I'm having a period with no tampon or I have big boobs and no bra (hello back pain!)
  22. Methuselah
    The one I'm using right now.
  23. Methuselah
    My favorite is freedom fries
  24. Methuselah
    I don't hate talking about myself. I could do it all day. I generally don't bother though and I find it somewhat pointless. Most people have no idea I've lived in countries all over the world.
  25. Methuselah
    Boxers all the way. I haven't worn briefs in years because I don't like having my manhood squeezed. I've actually gotten hurt wearing those things
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