Methuselah

It means he wants to be eaten by a hawt woman cannibal

The last time I had someone who was (sort of) a girlfriend, she was from Ivory Coast (African country). She's a naturalized US citizen now. Do you like shipping Spike with anypony?

MethFlank777

I wouldn't put anything. Just my name and lifespan.

This bad boy doesn't get any homework

I was given a stuffed toy koala the day I was born. I used it as my teddy for the longest time.

I want to go back there and have some of that sweet tea

There was a woman I worked with at one of my old jobs and, out of nowhere, she just started repeatedly calling me cute one day. Like, everyone quarter-hour-or-so she stopped to tell me I'm cute. I felt pretty confused and I think I asked her at some point why she kept calling me cute, but I don't remember what she said. Probably answered "Because you're so cute." That was the only day she acted weird like that and I liked her a lot as a fellow coworker. At least she didn't make a joke about sucking my... something, like that other girl did The vast majority of my coworkers were girls/women at that job and they would sometimes say or do goofy stuff to me, like grab me from behind and then laugh when I squealed in surprise (not sexual assault, just something innocent like wrapping their arms around my waist from behind). There have been a number of other times someone called me cute. Once I took my hat and glasses off at work and one of the girls immediately d'awwed and said "Jason's so cute!" I don't think of myself as cute and I generally feel confused when a lot of people seem to think I am. I most certainly was very cute as a little boy though. After I grew up, my mom even told me she could've made some good money by putting me in commercials, but she felt like that would've been wrong. For the record, I've only ever been called cute by girls and women. And I never actually try to be cute. I just live my life. Maybe I'm too much like Fluttershy for my own good

I piloted a speedboat when I was 12.

I was on another mountain in 2016 at Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado. I was at Alpine Visitor Center which, iirc, is reached by the highest road in the US. From there was a big set of stairs going to the top of the mountain. So I walked up and was standing there at 12,005 feet wearing a T-shirt and my work shoes (non-slip kitchen shoes). It was sooo cold and windy. Some guy at the top actually offered to give me a jacket (I said no thanks). There were thick ice patches below the visitor center, even though it was August.

In the summer of '09, I went to see the Methuselah Tree I spent a few hours in the mountains of California, hiking at around 10,000 feet elevation, to see it. I've been using Methuselah as a username since 2003.

"C'mere, you"

Feeling so tired and so lonely.

I have my Fluttershy avatar on my deviantart and here is my Discord avatar: I forgot I have Twilight for my Facebook pic, but I don't use Facebook anymore

No..... I am weak and helpless

Yes. Yes I do. I judge myself to be a 100% certified snuggle buddy Oh... Oh my

Yes. TPAM has a Wii U.

I want children, but it's not gonna happen TPAM has played a Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.

I'm kinda bummed how spoilers regarding the finale are completely unavoidable. No. I was very much poisoned a few months ago while shopping, which made me have to... you know... but I held it in. The time before that, my food poisoning set in while I was at the bottom of a uranium mine (visiting). I made it back up in time. TPAM has never gone to college.

Yes... and I still have to work around 100+ coworkers TPAM hasn't watched season 9 yet.

This. I've looked 19 since 2002.

Spending time deep in thought. Did you go somewhere yesterday?

No. It just became day a few minutes ago. TPAM likes going to libraries.

Microsoft Movies? Whoa. Never heard of that before.

*sees new banner* Autumn Blaze is the prettiest bearded woman I've ever seen