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  1. Methuselah
    I have never sent a text in my life
  2. Methuselah
    Um..... I'm not wearing anything (I'm in bed)
  3. Methuselah
    I don't know if I've heard it used as an endearing term, but I do live under a rock.
  4. Methuselah
    *wonders if there are guys who prefer being called dicks*
  5. Methuselah
    My head hurts. Not just because my health's in the toilet today, but because you two prefer being called a b**** over a woman.
  6. Methuselah
    Which alignment is @Lucky Bolt? (I'm Lawful Good, but I'm not staff :-X)
  7. Methuselah
    I would feel... very uncomfortable about Celly booping my butt, given her position of power and authority. Heck, a female authority figure has already booped my butt IRL. Yeah, I would just leave at that point.
  8. Methuselah
    Too much marshmallow for me. Poor little me just can't eat as much these days.
  9. Methuselah
    Eeyup
  10. Methuselah
    Fran, the housewife from Jim Henson's Dinosaurs
  11. Methuselah
    I cry
  12. Methuselah
    Eating all the cupcakes
  13. Methuselah
    You... you don't mind if people call you a b****? :-X
  14. Methuselah
    That one pediatrician from Secret of My Excess
  15. Methuselah
    Rainbow Dash. Or Applejack. Or a mixture of both (I dunno).
  16. Methuselah
    Texans riding down on nuclear missiles as the Soviet Union is bombed
  17. Methuselah
    Explosions and patriotic belches Smiling, patriotic rednecks with missing teeth and red, white, and blue teeth
  18. Methuselah
    I wish Lyra would boop me like in the forum banner. But it might hurt because I have pain problems and I'm very weak
  19. Methuselah
    I am not. I'm nothing special, merely different. That is all.
  20. Methuselah
    Only if he comes from a country called Marxistan. Sounds like a place that would exist in an Adult Swim cartoon.
  21. Methuselah
    May I call you USAnian? You cheated! I should have that gif or video clip of Apple Bloom belching. Everypony knows she's Texan.
  22. Methuselah
    Biologically, yes. Societally, no. May I dub you the thread necromancer?
  23. Methuselah
    Buck naked and on my sides, my back, and my front. I probably do 360-degree flips I'm unaware of.
  24. Methuselah
    I'm a "whiter-than-Rarity" whitey
  25. Methuselah
    I, um, I fell asleep in the shower once I also spent two years sleeping on the ground because I had no bed (got used to it after a couple nights, thankfully).
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