call all the goverments in the world and see which one can get me the best offer.
which must include.
-luxuries, all kinds of luxuries i can have, the best of pc´s, the best in wi-fi, tv with all types of channel, all games in steam, and stupid things that arent neccesary at all.
-a place of my own, better be big.
- guaranteed protection, once bronies find out i had the portal to equestria and sold it, i want to see how many threats i get and how long they can amount to once i have automatic turrents and 1 click swat teams.