Live Forever

The scene starts at Malcolm Enterprises where I have just finished my interdimensional portal. Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle: So how does it work? Me: You've read Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Malcolm: Yeah. Me: You know that machine that teleports them into the TV? Malcolm: Yeah. Me: It's like that. I used the God Particle. ONE SCIENCY EXPLANATION LATER... Malcolm: Uh... so what button do I press to turn on the portal? Me: Actually, you type in the dimension you wish to go into first. Type in E-175-P. Malcolm: Okay... (types code into supercomputer) Now what? Me: Press that blue button marked LAUNCH. Malcolm: (presses button and waits a few seconds) What's taking so- WOAH! (A portal has suddenly appeared) Me: (straps on goggles) Well, I'm ready. Tell my wife I love her. (walks to the portal) Malcolm: By the way, sir, what is E-175-P? Is it a testing dimension you created? Me: No, a very woman created it. Ever heard of Lauren Faust? Malcolm: Sounds familiar. Didn't she help create that show Friendship is Magic? Me: Bingo. The world in that show is called Equestria. Now why do you think I'm mentioning that? Malcolm: You're going to... (gasps) Equestria?! Are you mad, sir?! It's a world of ponies! Me: Yes, it is. And soon it'll be my world of ponies. Good luck (runs into portal) ---- Me: (wakes up and notices how cartoonish the world now looks) Eureka! It worked! It didn't nearly kill me for once! (notices Derpy and waves) Excuse me, Mrs... Derpy: Derpy Hooves. Me: Right. Do you know where I am? Derpy: Uh, are you feeling okay? You're in Ponyville, Mr. Stallion, sir. What's your name anyways? Me: Oh, my name is- (realizes that he can have a better name) Popsicle Water. [Great job, you idiot.] Wait, did you just call me a stallion? Derpy: Well, duh! You are a stallion, of course! Me: (begins to hyperventilate) I need to go! (runs off towards the downtown area) I find myself in a grassy field in Ponyville. When I am told that I am a stallion by Derpy, I get scared and run off to find a mirror. I find myself at a lake near Sugarcube Corner. I am a brown unicorn with a brownish-blackish mane. It's a very boring style. Me: Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. I have to find Twilight! She'll know what to do! I hope... I run again, this time to Twilight's castle. I encounter the guards. Me: I need to see the princess! Guard 1: What's your name? Me: Popsicle... Pete! [Even better. UGH!] Guard 1: (takes out clipboard and reads it) There isn't a Popsicle Pete on this list! Scram! Me: You've got to listen to me! It's an emergency! (thinks of a lie) Pinkie Pie sent me to tell Twilight what it is! Guard 2: Then you can tell us. Me: Uh... But Pinkie said that only Twilight can hear. It must be kept a secret! Guard 2: You have written permission from Ms. Pie? Pinkie Pie: (pops out from under a rock) Here you go! (gives Guard 1 a slip of paper with her signature on it) Me: Bu-bu-bu-but... what?! Pinkie Pie: Shh... (winks and disappears again) Guard 1: Well, you can pass then. (gets out of way) I run into the library, where Twilight is putting some books back where they belong. Me: Princess Twilight! I need your help! Twilight: (turns to look at me) Who are you? Me: My name is MY NAME HERE. I'm not a stallion. Or a unicorn. Twilight: Are you a changeling? Me: No, I'm not. I'm a human! Twilight: (eyes go wide) You're a human?! How'd you get here? The portal is closed! Me: In my world, I made a portal to discover new worlds, but when I tested it by coming here, I turned into a pony! And I can't get back because I meant to stay here! Twilight: Huh. Why would you want to leave? I took a human to this world, and they loved it. It took forever to get them to leave. Me: I don't want to leave! I just want to be human! Twilight: Wait... I know what's going on. You're having an identity crisis. Come on. Just give it a chance. Me: Well, okay. Thank you, princess. Goodbye. Twilight: Goodbye, Jacob. Me: Love ya! Oops! (runs) Twilight: Wait, what?! ---- That's my huge story.

One of my favorite MLP fanfics is the clopfic Mirror Mirror. Then again, it stays as a heartwarming story throughout, so if you don't mind the clop, read it. Speaking of clopfics, I hate Breakfast. It is just disgusting.

My dreams are pretty trippy, but I do remember that the show sometimes appears in my dreams. Once or twice, a specific pony appears outside of the show.

Do I even have to say it, guys?

*drools* Iwasnthavinghotfantasiesofmeandtwilightifthatswhatyourethinking... (That's so hot. LET ME IN)