How would you introduce yourself to.......

[Wardaddy 470]

Basically, pick anypony you really want to meet from the show, and tell us how you'd introduce yourself. And yeah, you can be either a human or a pony! Just remember to be specific on the latter.

 

Me? Personally, I'd love to meet Pinkie Pie, taking the form of my OC, a Pegasus pony aptly named Firebolt Blitz. And knowing she'd crush me in a hug before I could get the chance to finish what I'm saying, this is what I would say:

 

Well hi there Pinkie Pie! The name's Firebolt Blitz. I'm new around here, and may I say what a pleasure it is to meet y-*gets crushed by Pinkie in a hug* *Strained* Can't..........breathe.............Pinkie!...........Please.........let...........go............*tries to inhale as much air as possible, Pinkie lets go (eventually)* *Recovers breath* Wow, you sure know how to bear hug! Anyways, nice to meet you Pinkie! Now that I'm hungry, I'd like to try some of your cupcakes, if you don't mind of course.

[K.K. Slider 391]

*To anypony*

 

This isn't scientifically possible! You are not scientifically possible!

 

Followed by performing multiple reality checks and if that fails, pondering what sort of drugs I was fed and where I could find more.

[Dzastur 1,719]

[As human]

 

Alright, Trixie - I'm giving you three nights at my casino. You're the opening act ahead of the Ricky Martin impersonator.

 

I need to be closing at least two grand in drink tabs tonight, so extra fireworks.

 

What? Oh...ok. I'll make the wheelchair crew sit in the back row.

[Scootalove 10,684]

I would just run around screaming ''Run for your lives!'' Just to get everypony's attention, and introduce myself as quickly as possible. I would be saying that to Pinkie Pie.

Edited September 14, 2013 by Scootalove

[drawingpandapony 84]

I'd like to meet DJ-P0n3 or Pinkie Pie

 

DJ-P0n3:

 

Hey! Can you DJ the dance at my school? Also, I'm a big fan of your work!

 

Pinkie Pie:

 

Hi Pinkie! I've heard you can throw amazing parties. Could you throw my birthday party? Your the best pony ever!

[techno915 407]

I'd first introduce myself to Twilight.

 

"Hello, I'm Sterling Silver. I'm new here, but I saw you when I was in Canterlot for your coronation. You must have exquisite knowledge of magic! If it's not a problem with you, um, can I see some of the books you use? or maybe you could teach me some?"

 

after that, I'd probably ask about pinkie, as long as pinkie didn't find me before i met twilight. if she did meet me, it would probably be something like this:

 

"HI THERE, YOU'RE NEW! I'M PINKIE PIE, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!!!" giant hug

catches breath hello! um, yes, i'm new here. glad to have gotten a new friend already. wait a sec, you were with twilight at the coronation! you're obviously wonderful friends of each other, so do you think i could meet the rest of em?

 

the above would be said so long as i was able to speak without her interrupting.

[FNGRpony 655]

I would opt to be a pony, and I would likely hit pinkie up for one of her deluxe practical joke kits.

LIkely try and buddy up with trixie and discord, it's always nice to have a couple of scape goats and fall guys when your up to no good.

[Fluttershyfan94 5,738]

Depending on my entrance, I'm guessing that I would somehow have entered a portal through some experiment for the military. So I would fly by on my awesome helicopter then I would land it right next to Fluttershy. This is how it would go:

 

Me: Hi there!

Fluttershy: *Whimpers*

Me: I'm *my name* I come from far away.. I'm here to give you all them hugs!

Fluttershy: "Ok.."

Me: "Fluttershy, is everything alright?".

Fluttershy: "You know my name?" *Hides*

Me: "I'm human".

Fluttershy: "I like animals, but I've never seen a human before". *Is amazed*

Me: "Yeah, I'm an animal for sure".

Fluttershy: "How is it being human, tell me all about it". *She hugs me and pats my head*.

Me: *After some time* "So now you know everything about me, I have officially introduced myself".

Fluttershy: *Hugs for a long time*

 

We never stopped hugging.. This is most likely how my introduction would be.

Edited September 15, 2013 by Fluttershyfan94

[Messershmitt 289]

(To Sweetie Belle) 

 

Sweetie Belle: Hi There Mister!, Who Are you!?

 

Me: My Name is *insert IRL name here*?

 

SB: Cool! My name is...~

 

Me: Sweetie Belle, i know..

 

SB: How do you know my name?

 

Me: Long Story...

 

 

*And so, Ryan began to tell young Sweetie belle about how he got to the magical land of equestria and how to find a way back, but will sweetie belle trust him?. Find out on the next Episode Of Dragon Ball Z!*

[Winger7632 124]

If i took the form of a pony version of me i'd train for years flying and then amaze RD with my flying abilities. It would be all worth it.

[Smarts 1,621]

I'd like to meet Queen Chrysalis and I would be taking the form of a changeling.

 

To start off, I'd bow before her greatness and say "My queen". Need to show proper respect to her. Disrespecting Chryssi would not be a good way to start off. Royalty and all that. After, I'd hope that she will make me part of her hive. Crucial part right here. When all that is said and done, I try to get closer to her and become her friend. It won't be easy, but I'm hoping in time that I will gain her favor and trust. Around others, we are just leader and drone, but when by ourselves we drop all of that and are just friends.

Edited September 15, 2013 by SmartyPants

[Frosty V 309]

I wouldnt care who I would introduce myself to. I would walk up with my shades, sit, and what not and be all like "Yo. you a pony, dats cool." and then the pony would be all like "Ohh my gosh you are a human, thats soooo cool, oh your such a fine hunk of man can I feel your muscl-" ohhhh ummmm.......you, didnt, see, anything.

 

 

Admit it your face is exactly like my avatar now isn't it   :comeatus:

Edited September 15, 2013 by Frosty V

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

I would introduce myself to Fluttershy (as a pony).

 

"Um...Hi. I'm *name*. I'm sorta new round here...and I was wondering if maybe...you would be willing to show me around? If you're busy I can go away...I just..."

 

Tour of Ponyville, introduction to the critters (all except Angel like me). We get along, have common interests, become friends.

[Moonlight 7,279]

To Rarity...

 

Me: Why, hello there, ma'm. I must announce that I happen to be new here and I hope you will accept my existence here without any trouble. I would happily assist in any problem you may have. It's nice to meet you, Miss.

 

 

Something like that..

[Darker 1,351]

To Tirek:

 

Me: Can I serve you, please? I'll be a good servant. 

Tirek: Wut...

[Pastel 7,627]

Something like that I guess

 

I'm a pony, Derpy is delivering a letter

Me: Thank you! That's the first time I see you, what's your name?

Derpy: I'm Derpy, Derpy Hooves, and you?

Me: I'm *name*, I must say you have a beautiful voice.

Derpy: *blush* Why, th-thank you...

Me: Please, come in.

Edited August 24, 2014 by Blobulle

[Live Forever 316]

The scene starts at Malcolm Enterprises where I have just finished my interdimensional portal.

Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle: So how does it work?
Me: You've read Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
Malcolm: Yeah.
Me: You know that machine that teleports them into the TV?

Malcolm: Yeah.

Me: It's like that. I used the God Particle.

 

ONE SCIENCY EXPLANATION LATER...

 

Malcolm: Uh... so what button do I press to turn on the portal?
Me: Actually, you type in the dimension you wish to go into first. Type in E-175-P.

Malcolm: Okay... (types code into supercomputer) Now what?
Me: Press that blue button marked LAUNCH.

Malcolm: (presses button and waits a few seconds) What's taking so- WOAH!
(A portal has suddenly appeared)

Me: (straps on goggles) Well, I'm ready. Tell my wife I love her. (walks to the portal)

Malcolm: By the way, sir, what is E-175-P? Is it a testing dimension you created?
Me: No, a very woman created it. Ever heard of Lauren Faust?
Malcolm: Sounds familiar. Didn't she help create that show Friendship is Magic?
Me: Bingo. The world in that show is called Equestria. Now why do you think I'm mentioning that?
Malcolm: You're going to... (gasps) Equestria?! Are you mad, sir?! It's a world of ponies!
Me: Yes, it is. And soon it'll be my world of ponies. Good luck (runs into portal)
 

----

 

Me: (wakes up and notices how cartoonish the world now looks) Eureka! It worked! It didn't nearly kill me for once! (notices Derpy and waves) Excuse me, Mrs...

Derpy: Derpy Hooves.

Me: Right. Do you know where I am?
Derpy: Uh, are you feeling okay? You're in Ponyville, Mr. Stallion, sir. What's your name anyways?

Me: Oh, my name is- (realizes that he can have a better name) Popsicle Water. [Great job, you idiot.] Wait, did you just call me a stallion?
Derpy: Well, duh! You are a stallion, of course!

Me: (begins to hyperventilate) I need to go! (runs off towards the downtown area)
 

I find myself in a grassy field in Ponyville. When I am told that I am a stallion by Derpy, I get scared and run off to find a mirror. I find myself at a lake near Sugarcube Corner. I am a brown unicorn with a brownish-blackish mane. It's a very boring style.

 

Me: Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. I have to find Twilight! She'll know what to do! I hope...

I run again, this time to Twilight's castle. I encounter the guards.

 

Me: I need to see the princess!
Guard 1: What's your name?
Me: Popsicle... Pete! [Even better. UGH!]

Guard 1: (takes out clipboard and reads it) There isn't a Popsicle Pete on this list! Scram!
Me: You've got to listen to me! It's an emergency! (thinks of a lie) Pinkie Pie sent me to tell Twilight what it is!
Guard 2: Then you can tell us.
Me: Uh... But Pinkie said that only Twilight can hear. It must be kept a secret!
Guard 2: You have written permission from Ms. Pie?
Pinkie Pie: (pops out from under a rock) Here you go! (gives Guard 1 a slip of paper with her signature on it)
Me: Bu-bu-bu-but... what?!
Pinkie Pie: Shh... (winks and disappears again)

Guard 1: Well, you can pass then. (gets out of way)
 

I run into the library, where Twilight is putting some books back where they belong.

Me: Princess Twilight! I need your help!
Twilight: (turns to look at me) Who are you?
Me: My name is MY NAME HERE. I'm not a stallion. Or a unicorn.

Twilight: Are you a changeling?

Me: No, I'm not. I'm a human!
Twilight: (eyes go wide) You're a human?! How'd you get here? The portal is closed!
Me: In my world, I made a portal to discover new worlds, but when I tested it by coming here, I turned into a pony! And I can't get back because I meant to stay here!
Twilight: Huh. Why would you want to leave? I took a human to this world, and they loved it. It took forever to get them to leave.

Me: I don't want to leave! I just want to be human!
Twilight: Wait... I know what's going on. You're having an identity crisis. Come on. Just give it a chance.

Me: Well, okay. Thank you, princess. Goodbye.

Twilight: Goodbye, Jacob.

Me: Love ya! Oops! (runs)

Twilight: Wait, what?!

 

----

 

That's my huge story.

[Samurai Equine 46,324]

I don't know about my OC, but I'd love to meet Pinkie Pie. I do have days that are, as she puts it, dark and lonely. Days where I feel like I'm all alone and no one cares, when I'm just as down as can be. I feel like she's the only one that would actually take notice and would want to cheer me up. And she doesn't even need to do that much. A party is nice, but all I need is a hug and someone who will just be there when I really need a good friend.

 

I'd also like to meet Rarity. I get the feeling that, paid for or not, anything she makes for you will be a rare treat indeed!

 

And finally, I guess I'd like to meet Applejack. In real life, I live in Texas, and I've always known the value of a hard days work. I almost feel a slight kinship to her... In a metaphorical sense, mind you. Hey! Maybe I could teach her to speak a little bit of fancy!