I'd wonder where I could find and talk with some religious folk. I'm sure I could find plenty of Westboro church members drinking tea there. Or maybe god got so confused as to what people consider good and bad that he cancelled the system all together. Satan's unemployed and looking for work.
But really, both heaven and hell are such complicated and inconsistent ideas that it's doubtful that you'd truly go there. When you die, you'll go wherever your heart believes you should go. You can register this as either heaven or hell depending on your earthly experiences, I suppose. Trust me, some people enjoy physical pain and torture, whether it be of themselves or of others. You think waking up in hell for them would really be what we call "hell"? For some people, the idea of speaking to god in person or being reincarnated would be their equivalent of hell. So what do they get?
Or it could be the stereotypical approach which involves someone burning in a pit of fire with good old Lucy by your side. What type of pain do you feel? You're dead; your pain receptors are no longer functioning, so it couldn't be physical. Mental and/or emotional pain? An all loving god would not permit such suffering without reason, so perhaps you're just stuck in the void of unknowing despair you created in your mind during your physical life and god trying to free you would be pointless. Maybe god's description of love is far different than ours, although I suppose you could make the argument about how terrible life in 3rd world countries and even in 1st world countries would prove a lack of love at all. However, If god has a set, strict law of what is good and bad, like humans do, god would be no better than the worst of humanity with some super powers thrown on the side. If god were truly like that, the universe wouldn't exist with the complexity we know it with and "hell" wouldn't exist. There's no justice system similar to that of earth where we have courts and judges that, by our own flawed and ignorant definition of good and bad, pass judgement.
Regardless, I'm sure that heaven and hell are just side effects of the ego taking it's tole on what was once a clean slate.
You're not going there, so don't worry. If you think you did poorly the first time, I sure that you could come back some other time...
Short answer: pain pain pain, scream scream scream, why lord, blah blah blah...