"Greetings my fellow mortal subjects! I have arrived from the Moon after a millenia! Did you miss me? I am your Princess of the Night! Come closer, don't be afraid. I am not as bad as my sister makes me seem to you. You have been blinded by her propaganda! I am NICE!!!"
She stomps her hoof and the ground cracks beneath her hoof. The ponies around are taking steps back in fear.
"Oops... I mean... Don't be afraid.... I just want some respect... To be recognized. I want to show you the beauty of the night!"
"Don't run away from me! I can teach you the contellations, we could gaze the stars!! Fun??"
She chuckles nervously. Then she noticed a magical device on the ground left by somepony... Or rather somebody. She had never seen anything like that before. It must be from another world. It was a laptop.
"What is this? Is this some kind of magical device to talk to other ponies and creatures? Hmmm... Maybe... Maybe if they are too afraid to talk face to face I could use this device to communicate..."
"Now... What shall I type... Ask me questions! Hah, that will do!"
She tries to type with her hooves but it comes out as "Asdxw Mnblwsdre Qesauyjiuwdeewsddtthruiokopoknllkbsad"
"Whose hooves are this small?!? Hmpf! Anyways I am a smart Princess, smarter than my puny selfish sister! I will just use a stick to type! - It works!"