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  1. Dimitri Hammer

    What time did I fall asleep? Good thing it's Saturday or else this would be bad.

  2. Dimitri Hammer
    Yay! It's so beautiful! You are a fantastic artist! My heart cannot take the Cuteness of this drawing! Excellent job Comrade Bright!! It's so pretty!
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    yay People are so nice here. Thank you Comrade Bright!
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    Oh pretty.. Is very cute Comrade! Are artists just born on trees nowadays? So many talented people on here! Why are you all so excellent!? Yet again that is very good work.
  5. Dimitri Hammer
    Fluttershy is not that mainstream Comrade Dimitri is sad now. Great job on the artwork by the way Comrade Bright! So many fantastic artists on here! It's crazy how many good artists are in one place! My beard agrees...
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    I'm a man, being a woman wouldn't work out very well...I'll stick to being Comrade Hammer for now! But I guess if I were to pick one it'd be Rainbow Dash. I love Fluttershy but I wouldn't want to take control of her body. Being Friends with her is the next best thing. Besides, what's better than flying at ultra sonic speeds with a rainbow trail following you?
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    I like it! Sorry comrade but I rarely criticize things harshly. I love what everyone does on here, and you are one of them! Very good job, much better than I could ever do.
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    I want some holograms and a hover board. According to Back to the Future 2 we should have those things in about three years. I'd also like some of that hologram chess from Star Wars a New Hope! Seriously though, I can't wait for those cool military robots DARPA is working on. The LS3's (Legged Squad Support System.)
  9. Dimitri Hammer

    I'm back comrades! How's everyone doing?

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    2. Fluffykins the Cat

      Fluffykins the Cat

      Thanks. Yeah, I can imagine my OC with a beard. So, yeah, i do like them.

    3. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Hooray I've recruited another member into Beard-opolis!

    4. Fluffykins the Cat

      Fluffykins the Cat

      OK, that's good

  10. Dimitri Hammer

    I'm going to bed early, I have a important meeting in the morning. Goodnight Comrades!

    1. lardbobobo

      lardbobobo

      kbye

  11. Dimitri Hammer

    I am going to go work my punching bag! After that Walmart incident I still have adrenaline pumping through me!

  12. Dimitri Hammer
    Wow, that's really cool. It is like salamander yes? Lava salamander? Because that's really cool looking either way. Good job comrade!
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    I dislike no episodes! If I were to pick one that I was not fond of though it'd be The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. Only because Flim and Flam were asses. Every Fluttershy episode is my favorite!
  14. Dimitri Hammer

    I'm finally back! Building the shed did not take that long but I got into a heated argument with several kids at Walmart.

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Glad to be back home though.

    3. Iudex

      Iudex

      Kids these days....

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Crazy crazy ignorant kids. I'm angry that they resorted to violence but strangely glad that they did.

  15. Dimitri Hammer

    I'll be back in two hours or so! I am working on a shed in my backyard and I'm heading up to the city for some things.

    1. Fox

      Fox

      Good Luck on the shed! Hope it turns out nice.

  16. Dimitri Hammer

    "Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity."-Carl Jung

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    That damn Little Dashie thread got me sad all over again. Stupid tear ducts, I should be crying! I'm a man.....

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    No no no, I will not cry again. I hate sad things that make me feel emotional. Well I love them but I hate feeling all emotional about it afterwards. This is why I like 50's movies. They always end happy.
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    This is exactly the reason why I became a Professor. (Well besides my love of History) I wanted people to like the teacher they had! Being a strict ass doesn't make the students any happier.
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    Welcome Comrade Solar!! I hope you enjoy the forums as much as we all do. It's a big friendly community and I'm sure you'll fit in perfect here. The Fanfic sounds promising too ( Good choice for favorite pony comrade! Fluttershy is the best!! )
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    I'm a professor....I hated most of my previous teacher though. If anything I'm the cool teacher. I hated those boring old strict teachers. Nothing better then a carefree, happy and funny dude teaching you things.
  22. Dimitri Hammer
    Боже мой that is extremely well done. Twilight/Cheshire cat is rather terrifying though. Plus Fluttershy looks adorable. Each day I see new art on these forums and it gets more and more awesome. I applaud you Comrade!
  23. Dimitri Hammer

    Do you think a MLP sticker on my 1969 Chevy Impala is frilly?

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    2. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Don't worry, it's not a plain old "I'll stick this on my journal" sticker. It's freaking chrome and black outlined. Looks cool to me.

    3. thegoodhen

      thegoodhen

      IMPALA! THE MOST GANGSTA CAR EVER!!!! YAY! SO AWSUM! YOU ARE DA MAN! I WANNA HAVE IMPALA ONE DAY AND MLP PAINTJOB ON IT! sry bout caps lock xD

    4. Dimitri Hammer

      Dimitri Hammer

      Ha, is fine. Nothing Manlier than a strong bearded Russian driving a Impala . Then he gets out and everyone sees his communism tattoos and patches. Then they all get to see my MLP tattoo, shirt, patches, stickers. Don't judge a book by its cover!

  24. Dimitri Hammer
    I must always wear my leather jacket and MLP T-Shirts whenever I leave the house. I guess my whole being is what makes me special. A Communist Brony with a beard and tattoos.
  25. Dimitri Hammer
    Well as heavy would say "You are dead, not big surprise." Coolest crayon drawing ever by the way.
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