Work in Progress OC:
"Cato Accent is only a little like you. He is not at all cool; in fact, he thinks cool is a temperature reading, and when he says "Oh, I just put on whatever old thing's lying around," he means "on the floor, where I threw it last night - but I turned the underwear inside out first." He may have sometimes thought that he was special, or destined for greater things, but probably dismissed the idea as a fantasy. He's got no emotional scars to speak of. And he's gotten no slack from you. In general, you care deeply about Cato Accent, but you're smart enough to let him stand on his own, without burdening him with your personal fantasies or propping him up with idealization and over-dramatization. Cato Accent is a healthy character with a promising career ahead of him."
Score Breakdown I Love Him, I Let Him Go 8 He's The Anti-Cool 3 I'm Destined For What? 4 Healthy as a Horse 0 Momma HATES Him! 0 Total: 15
Score is definitly subject to change. To me, he seems a little too uninteresting at the moment.
EDIT: This is the longer test results: